The Kebab of Eons

ThereThis world has many myths—some whisper of gods, others of forbidden knowledge. But none are as bizarre, delicious, and utterly dangerous as the legend of the Perfect Kebab. Sava Renkov, a disgraced food critic turned flavor-obsessed wanderer, wakes up one morning with a hunger that drives him to the edge of sanity. A scent haunts his dreams—smoky, sinister, and divine. Thus begins his descent into a strange underworld where meat talks, sauces scream, and spices unlock forgotten dimensions. Guided by cryptic strangers and pursued by enemies with silver tongues and flaming skewers, Sava must navigate surreal trials across markets that warp time, confront memories you can taste, and navigate a city that constantly rearranges itself. But there is something deeper at play. The Kebab is not just a meal; it’s a key. A key to what? Sava does not know yet—perhaps it leads to truth, madness, or something beyond flavor... something that is watching. Occasionally, he breaks the fourth wall to rant, cry, or whisper paranoid theories directly to you. Be prepared for that. "The Kebab of Eons" is a weird, mysterious, sometimes creepy, and often hilarious journey through obsession, madness, and the oldest hunger. You may laugh, you may feel confused, and you may never look at street food the same way again. But once you take the first bite... There’s no turning back.