Sorry if my English is not good, this is my first time writing and using Google Translate.
When a Weeaboo is Born as Howard Stark's Child
"...Are you kidding me. This is... Howard Stark's house?"
> [No. This is the delivery room. Focus, host. You were just born.]
I opened my eyes and saw a new world—or rather, a world I could only see on my laptop screen: the Marvel Universe.
And I'm... Stark's baby?
> [Confirmation: Host has successfully transmigrated to Earth-616. Identity: Kent Howard Stark, eldest son of the Stark family. Intelligence: about to explode. Potential: change history.]
"...But I'm just an unemployed weeaboo..."
> [You're a genius now. Just accept it.]
This system is talkative, noisy, and frankly, more talkative than a Twitter netizen. But it also gives me powers, access to crazy technology from fiction—Resident Evil, Skynet, and even the thousandth-generation Iron Man prototype.
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In the delivery room, Howard stared at the baby in Maria's arms.
Howard: "He... he hasn't even cried yet. Look at his eyes, Maria. Like... he's judging us."
Maria (laughing tiredly): "Maybe he knows he's going to have the Stark surname. Who knows, he's already stressed."
Howard (half joking): "If he had an IQ above 180, I'd file a patent first. Stark Genius, second wave."
Maria: "His name is Kent. Kent Howard Stark."
Howard: "Kent, huh? Sounds like a comic book hero. Fits. But don't let him wear his underwear on the outside."
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I've known since I was a kid that the world is unfair. I know Tony will die if no one changes history. And I'm... the only one who knows the spoilers.
So? I built the Umbrella Corporation.
Not just to sell skincare or antivirus. I built a hidden tech empire to save Tony and... my own parents.
> [Host, Ancient One detects fluctuations. TVA on alert. Do you want to run now or wait to be snapped?]
"Don't worry... we still have time. Besides, you're the greatest system in the world, how could you lose to a stone age bot?"
> [Who do you think you're talking to? I'm not Clippy from Word. I got Thanos out of the way.]
I knew this world was going to fight.
Ancient One? TVA? They don't like plot twists.
But I'm not a side character. I'm not making a cameo.
I'm Kent Stark. A transmigrator who defies destiny.
> [And I'm the System. The one who knows the ending best.]