You Are a Joke

The moment Uchiha Seimei opened his eyes, nothing felt right. The ceiling above was unfamiliar, the scent of the air foreign, and his mind… fragmented. His heart pounded in his chest, racing with questions. "Where am I?" In an instant, a flood of memories—strange and disconnected—crashed into him. Faces, names, fragments of battles he had never fought, and… ninja? Konoha? Uchiha? He sat up abruptly, clutching his head as the truth sank in. He wasn’t in his own world anymore. He had been reborn as Uchiha Seimei, a ten-year-old boy in a world where death and war loomed like shadows. A world of shinobi, bloodlines, and monstrous powers. A world on the brink of chaos—the Third Great Ninja War. His heart tightened, not just from the reality of this dangerous new life, but because the body he now inhabited had just lost its parents in the war. And if that wasn’t bad enough, he wasn’t some legendary prodigy. No famed Sharingan awakening. No god-like power. Just an ordinary, ten-year-old Uchiha… or so it seemed. Until the system appeared. In a flash, a translucent blue screen hovered before his eyes, and with it, hope sparked in his chest. plz support me if you can. patreon.com/Mano99 all the fanfic is 30 chapter a had and you will get 1 chapter everyday.

Yuki Hara starts his first year at Kurokaze High School with the hope of staying invisible, but fate has other plans. A chance encounter with Kane Inoue, the charismatic first-year representative and granddaughter of the school principal, sets the stage for a whirlwind of connections, challenges, and self-discovery. Kane’s unexpected vulnerability, coupled with her own hidden battles, intertwines with Yuki’s guarded nature, leading them to share moments of honesty amidst the chaos of high school life. As Yuki navigates friendships, his past trauma, and a growing sense of belonging, he finds himself entangled in a delicate web of emotions with Kane, his childhood friend Sayoko, and new acquaintances like Haru. Through a mix of lighthearted interactions and poignant revelations, Yuki begins to confront the shadows of his past while witnessing the transformative power of genuine human connection. Filled with heartfelt introspection, humor, captures the essence of finding hope and companionship in the unlikeliest places. Will Yuki learn to trust and embrace the changes around him, or will he remain bound by the weight of his past? This is the story of a loner’s journey to rediscovering life, love, and the courage to face an uncertain future.

Hikaru Amagi found himself transported into a version of Duel Academy from Yu-Gi-Oh! GX that seemed familiar, yet subtly off. This world was filled with fanatical extremists who believed that Fusion Summoning was the one and only noble form of summoning. They tried to change the minds of duelists from other dimensions through duels—forcing them to join the “Fusion Supremacy” faction. If they refused, they would be turned into cards. It was twisted and insane. Hikaru Amagi glanced at his own deck box, packed full of Fusion spells and trap cards. After a long silence, he nodded in approval. Yes. Absolutely. You’re completely right. Fusion is the most noble form of summoning!

John just wanted a quiet botanist life. Maybe grow a few “slightly suspicious” plants, feed his sentient cotton-plant pet named Barry, and definitely not return that research journal he “accidentally” stole from a sketchy lab. Then the Men in Black showed up. Then came the alien spaceship with neon signs that screamed: “Congratulations, Earth! You’ve been selected for a once-in-a-lifetime—possibly never again—chance to join the Multiverse Game!” Before he could say “I’m not qualified,” John found himself floating in space with a backpack full of snacks, a panicked cotton plant on his shoulder, and a smug AI panda named Shiv who asked him to pick a class. He chose Botanist, the weakest class. Shiv laughed and dumped him on a planet full of flesh-eating, brain-hijacking, nightmare plants. Now John has no power, no combat skill, and no clue. All he has is: A glowing survival backpack, a grumpy, sentient cotton plant named Mister Barry, and a stolen journal he barely understands. But hey… maybe that’s enough. Maybe a class no one respects can grow into something terrifying before the actual Multiverse Path of Chosen Game ( DEADLY) If the plants don’t eat him first. (Daily update: 20:00 GMT +8)

Synopsis: A boy dies and is reborn as Hiccup Horrendous Haddock III, heir to the chiefdom of Berk. At first, he believes he has been given a second chance—an opportunity to rewrite history and shape his new life into something better. But the illusion shatters quickly. The harsh reality of Berk is far worse than he ever imagined. Strength is all that matters. The weak are mocked, discarded, and forgotten. Dragons, magnificent creatures he once admired, are hunted and slaughtered without remorse. His father’s neglect, the relentless bullying, and the cruelty of his so-called people ignite something deep within him. Hate. He learns. He endures. And in silence, he plans. Hiding behind a mask of weakness, he plays the fool, letting them believe he is nothing—just the pathetic, useless boy they always saw him as. But in the shadows, he sharpens his mind, strengthens his body, and forms his ultimate goal. Berk will fall. When the time is right, he will tear everything they love apart. He will make them understand what it means to be powerless, to suffer, to despair. And when they finally beg for mercy, when they finally see him for what he truly is… he will remind them: They never showed him mercy. And so, he will show them none. ⸻ Disclaimer: I do not own How to Train Your Dragon. All rights belong to Cressida Cowell (author of the original book series) and DreamWorks Animation.

Born with a cracked soul and abandoned by a father who succumbed to corruption after surpassing [Above], August was never meant to survive in such a brutal world. As an Awakened Exalted, he bears the shame of weakness, despite belonging to the most powerful clan alive. However, when he discovers that his soul has begun to mend, giving rise to a new Core within him, August is reborn — not just stronger, but something entirely new. But this power must be hidden. If not, greater entities will descend upon him... and perhaps even the cosmic gods themselves, for the inevitable has already begun.

--- Syra Li is beautiful, brilliant… and broken. A reclusive artist haunted by the world’s obsession with her face—but never her soul. Lou Yan has loved her in silence for years. Disciplined. Steady. Unshakable. When their paths finally cross, he doesn’t chase. He stays. No promises. No pressure. Just quiet devotion that begins to melt her walls. But can a woman who’s only ever been seen… Finally be known? Or will the truth he's kept in the shadows ruin everything? Because even devotion can look a lot like obsession in the wrong light. ---

Caspian, a licentious and lonely man tired of his miserable existence, decided it was time for a change. When he stepped outside to enact said change, a rogue truck smashed into him, plunging him into eternal darkness. Until his eyes reopened. Why was he wearing Saitama’s outfit? Did he actually transmigrate into the world of One Punch Man? For once, it seemed life had finally tossed him a bone. Caspian clenched his fists, feeling an unfamiliar, limitless power surge through him. Why did this happen? He may never know, but one thing felt certain—this world offered something his old one never would: a chance to live out his wildest dream of building a harem. ______________________________ New chapters are released every Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Friday, Saturday, and Sunday. You can support me further through my Patreon. https://www.patreon.com/CrowoftheSun ______________________________ Note: The smut scenes will come, but they’ll take time to reach.

Sonia Smith is an independent and committed nurse who is known for her punctuality and dedication to her duties both assigned or not. One would envy her for having everything but she lacked two basic things, a complete and peaceful home and a fulfilling love life as she has been unlucky with men. Just as a flash, she got married to a rich stunning man she knew nothing about. In the cause of the marriage, she discovered her hubby is a sex addict who goes around having sex with random girls, not able to control himself. It was discovered that he wasn’t doing that with clear eyes. How will the issue be resolved and what happens to the marriage afterward?