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Kalypso_2
Woah! What the? This isn't Janus halls, where the hell am I?! _Please tell the audience your experience so far_ There you are, Aithex. What do you mean, the audience, am I a character in some story?! _Unfortunately, we don't have much time to explain, please just give a summary of your experiences_ UGHHH! I already died and went to another world, now I am learning I am just some toy for a shitty novel? _..._ Fine! Hey how's it going? I died and my soul got sucked into some orb thingy and transferred into some futuristic planet. I now have to fight back against an alien invasion and try not to let my friends die in the process. There done. _Could you explain more that's exceedingly vague, you haven't even told them how your powers work_ Nope! If they want to know more they can read my torture. I may be beholden to some shitty author but I can still push for some dignity dammit! _...Fine_ Great now let's start the day over again, I think I figured out a way to last a little longer this time. _The doors open_ Thanks _Innitiating mind wipe_ What did you sa-- _...I believe that's enough for you?_ $^%$#@&^#% __Then compisation please, I need to wake up one of my siblings. Please don't be Tiberinus_ ............. Hey it's shitty author here! I hope you enjoy my third novel, I still plan on writing the other ones even if they are taking forever. I struggle to stay on topic really badly...
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