[3rd POV]
"You know Samael, I don't know why you are complaining so much, you got your own kingdom as a reward for bad behavior. If anything, you should be displeased that this...Lucifer is taking it from you" Michael said with a small scowl on his face, as Samael who was about to bite into his food, turned to the man as a frown soon formed on his face.
Lucifer sighed at the response, knowing what this was about to bring on, and she was not really excited for it.
"Is that how you see it? Being forced to torture souls for hundreds of thousands of years was an "attaboy"? Sure, I was King of Hell, but I was still in Hell. If that's not a poisoned chalice, I don't know what is. You have no idea what that was like, how easy you had it" Samael said as he got to his feet, anger in his voice as Lucifer leaned back, glancing at Yahweh who had a small frown that began to form on his face.
"Easy? I spent my entire life in the worst kind of hell there is" "Oh what could possibly be worse?"
"Sharing a face with you!" Michael exclaimed as he got to his feet, a scowl on his face as he stood closely to Samael with hatred in his eyes, and clenched fists of anger.
"Guess what. When your twin is the light bringer, turns out you have no choice but to live in the shadows"
"We were dealt the same hand, the same face, the same bloody shoulders, except you had a chip on yours so big you managed to self-actualize it. Oh, no, no, no, there's nothing wrong with him, don't be fooled! You have no one to blame but yourself for who you are"
"Oh, I blame you plenty!" Michael said with a scowl, as Amenadiel tried to cut in between the argument, while Lucifer let out a small sigh, deciding that she would be leaving once this part was over, as this was just...incredibly uncomfortable to sit through. It felt wrong to be a part of something like this, and it seemed Yahweh had noticed that, as the skies above began to darken,
"Of course you do, you petty little-" Before Samael could continue, the deep booming voice of Yahweh cutting in, the sound of thunder crackling in the background as the house shook ever so slightly.
"CHILDREN!" Yahweh's voice boomed, as the two stopped and turned to him, going silent as they heard the anger in their fathers voice. And his anger was quite...legendary.
"And there it is. The old testament wrath. Wasn't sure you still had it in you" Samael said as both he and Michael moved and sat, not wishing to anger the man any more than they already had at this point.
"All I wanted was a nice dinner. But apparently that is too much to ask" Yahweh said, as Lucifer let out a small sigh.
"Alright, as much as this was...enjoyable. I think it is time I leave. This entire dinner was enjoyable, and the food was great, but this is...uncomfortable as hells to sit through. Not to mention the evident schemes that Michael there is still having in that little head of his. So, I shall be making my way home. But I will see you soon Samael, and I do hope you ask more questions, it is fun to see your reactions to all my little secrets!" Lucifer said with a smirk as Yahweh gave her a small nod, understanding why she was leaving, while Samael huffed at the teasing smirk he had been given, before watching as Lucifer slowly disappeared with a golden glow, leaving the group around the table in awkward silence.
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Teleporting off from the awkward dinner, she reappeared home to find the girls sat around, watching a horror movie, and as she had appeared with a rather loud crack sound, screams echoed in the living room as they all jumped in fright, a laugh escaping Lucifer's lips at the reaction.
"Luci! Don't scare us like that!" Alice yelled, a hand going to her chest as she breathed deeply, while her daughters glared at Lucifer.
"Mama! You scared the crap out of me, almost literally!" Rose said, as Lucifer continued to laugh in amusement at her daughter's reactions.
"Mama that was unnecessary" Beatrix said, an embarrassed blush on her cheeks as she had screamed the loudest of the bunch.
Bloom just had a pout on her lips at what Lucifer had done, while the woman continued to laugh at the hilarious reaction her daughters and wife had given, having never seen them jump and scream like that before.
Breathing out a few more breaths of relief, Alice slowly spoke "How did the dinner go with the big guy?"
"Awkward love, incredibly awkward. I felt like that one out of place member of a band, but in this case, it was a dinner party that involved angels, a God, and a therapist...sounds like a bar joke" Lucifer said, finding the situation more amusing the more she thought about it.
"But you told them right, Mama?" Bloom asked as Lucifer nodded.
"Mmhmm, Samael knows about me now, and your Mommy. I plan on inviting him and Chloe over one of these days for dinner, as he is technically a cousin of sorts, or perhaps some distant relative in a weird copy of me way" Lucifer replied, as she wanted to speak with the man without him being in an uncomfortable situation like he had been at the dinner.
"Cool! I wanna see his devil face!" Rose said with an excited gleam in her eyes, as she had always wanted to meet the man that had taken the name of her Mama. She thought he was hilarious from the bit she did know about the man, and she would love to know more.
"I'm sure he'll show you if you ask nicely, love. He's a pretty kind man behind all of the attempts at devilish charm and redirection from uncomfortable questions" Lucifer replied, knowing her daughter would not be negatively affected by such a thing. It would take a lot to harm any of them, much less kill them.
And with the things that she planned on doing with her new meta teleportation, she doubted that would be a problem ever again, as she planned on going around existence finding immortality granting items and using them on the girls and herself, that way they'd never need to worry about dying ever again, even if she herself could not die, and she could simply resurrect the girls if they ever did. Better safe than sorry.
"Yay! I hope he's as funny as he was when we saw him originally" Rose said with excitement in her eyes. Lucifer just chuckled at her daughter's response, knowing that the man would get along with her excellently.
"Mama, can we meet Amenadiel too?" Beatrix asked as Lucifer nodded. She knew that Amenadiel was a kind man that Beatrix liked when they had watched the show. He would be the perfect person to run heaven for her while she travels existence, at least, the heaven in this multiverse.
"Of course, little storm. I plan on having him run the Heaven of this Multiverse, so alongside Mazikeen, you'll likely be seeing him quite a lot in the future" Lucifer replied with a nod.
Beatrix smiled pleased with this piece of knowledge, as Lucifer moved and sat upon the couch as she noticed that the movie they were watching was IT, a pretty decent horror movie all things considered.
'Huh, wonder if I could visit there and perhaps take Pennywise's powers? He is an eldritch entity afterall. Although I believe in the books he is far stronger than the current me, being the second strongest being in his multiverse with only one other rivaling him and one other surpassing him and his rival' Lucifer thought, deciding it would be best she pushed that off for the future instead. He couldn't kill her, but he'd be next to impossible to kill for the current her.
Settling on the couch she leaned back, a smile on her face as Alice slowly moved forward and cuddled closely to her, one thought on her mind as she did so.
'Well, for now, it's time to watch a movie!'
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That's the end of the chapter!
Not sure how good this was, but I tried my best. Next chapter will be her using her meta teleportation for the first time, and taking advantage of it well.
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