[HeraIsMySister: And let's be honest—none of the incidents Alice hinted at were even started by sister Hera. She's always minded her own business. If you don't believe it, there's actual evidence out there. Don't blindly follow hearsay.]
[HeraIsMySister: Ever heard of paid trolls and water armies? Yeah—those fake accounts that spew lies like garbage from a trash fire, with mouths stinkier than a grandpa's sweaty sock with athlete's foot. Gross. Eck!]
[OldMan: @HeraIsMySister Little girl, who are you calling stinky with athlete's foot? I'll have you know my feet are as soft as a baby's and smell like lavender!]
[Doodle: @OldMan Lavender? You mean the kind that puts people to sleep the moment they catch a whiff?]
[Anali: If the shoe fits, OldMan… (-‸ლ) (¬_¬)]
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