"Hello there viewers, Angel Bluebell here...*I proceed to say this, while smiling with both of my eyes closed. To which I then proceed to open both of them up again, in order to continue, to properly address the viewers*...Now then viewers as usual, a mandatory chapter recap is in order...So viewers, let us now get on with that chapter recap, shall we?...*I proceed to say this, while also proceeding to smile with both of my eyes closed in a very cute looking manner*"
Date: July 1, 2019
Okay, so getting back into the current situation that had already started transpiring from the last chapter...
"Pardonne-moi but can you please tell me where..." A now very french accented male voice had now proceeded to say over to me with.
And interestingly enough, I once again knew who this particular voice belonged to. I mean after all, given how annoying someone like Potamos was. And although this individual wasn't as annoying as Potamos. He may as well have been the male equivalent to Potamos with regard to the level of annoyance that he portrayed. And speaking of whom this very same person was...
"Okay seriously? So what, is WOOHP now having a detention facility members meeting somewhere nearby? Which by the way viewers, is an indirect reference to a certain well known asylum in a certain well known cartoon series that I dare not mention. If you know viewers, then you know. Angel Bluebell here by the way...*I proceed to say this, while also proceeding to smile with both of my eyes closed. To which I then proceed to open both of them up again, in order to continue, to properly address the viewers*...I mean after all, some villains can't be bothered to remember to 'mime their own business.' Isn't that right Jazz Hands?...*I proceed to say this, while also proceeding to slightly turn my attention to slightly behind me. And sure enough, my eyes fell upon a familiar male with what appeared to be mime makeup on his face. And was in his usual getup of a black tuxedo, a somewhat tall black colored top hat. And is also without a doubt, one of the worst WOOHP villains to ever exist in the Totally Spies tv show. I mean after all, Jazz Hands was and still is a joke of a villain*...Now then viewers, let us now get back to the chapter at hand now alright?...*I proceed to say this, while smiling with both of my eyes closed, in a very cute looking manner*"
And sure enough, as a way to confirm my suspicions...
"Whah, just what are you talking about you foolish gurl?" The now correctly identified Jazz Hands had now proceeded to say back over to me, in his usual and yet still annoying sounding French accent.
And as for me, as a way to 'have fun' at Jazz Hands' expense so too speak...
"Sacrebleu Mon'Amie, didn't anyone ever tell you that silence is golden? Oh and also Jazz Hands, your father was a hamster, and your mother smelt of elderberries! Now go away, or I shall taunt you, a second time! And that viewers, Angel Bluebell by the way here again...*I proceed to say this, while also proceeding to smile with both of my eyes closed. To which I then proceed to open both of them back up again, in order to continue, to properly address the viewers*...But anyway viewers, that was my rendition of what is without a doubt one of the funniest lines in any movie to every exist. Which in case you're wondering, was Monty Python And The Holy Grail. And if you haven't yet watched that movie, then you're truly missing out. I mean after all viewers, everyone knows of John Cleese. He played 'R' in the Pierce Brosnan movie, 'The World Is Not Enough.' And would then go on to reprise the same role, in 'Die Another Day.' And while we are on the subject of things 007, the most recent run of James Bond movies, have not been very good. I mean after all, with the exception of Casino Royale and perhaps maybe Skyfall, every other Daniel Craig era James Bond movie, has been either subpar, or straight up not good. But anyway viewers, I think that that is more then enough fourth wall breaking from me for the current moment. So what do you viewers say that we get back into the current chapter at hand, okay?...*I proceed to say this, while smiling with both of my eyes closed, in a very cute looking manner*"
And, just as I had proceeded to finish my fourth wall break...
"Are you serious right now? Please tell me that you did not just say that to him just now Bluebell? I mean, whatever happened to giving the viewers a chance to understand the material?" Keiko of all people had now proceeded to say this very statement of hers over to me.
But then...
"And this statement is coming from you Keiko? Now correct me if I am wrong, but aren't you the very same Keiko, who wound up using the word 'logorrhea' a couple of chapters back? I mean after all viewers..." I proceeded to say back to Keiko with in response. Which I had proceeded to say to her, while I was also wearing my usual witty and cheekily looking smug expression on my face.
And sure enough, as Keiko then proceeded to cut me off mid sentence...
"Alright Bluebell I get it! Just forget that I said anything, now can we please move on?!" Keiko had now proceeded to somewhat yell back over to me in response. Which from what I could tell, Keiko had proceeded to say this response of hers back over to me in response with. While an all too familiar looking blush was also currently present upon her face.
But then, even before I could attempt to respond to Keiko...
"Bluebell, look out! Behind you!" The unmistakable voice of Angel Daisy had proceeded to yell over to me with. Which was then quickly followed, by Angel Daisy proceeding to leap up into the air, and then land behind me. And just as she had landed down onto the ground again, Angel Daisy had proceeded to use her Saint Pendule, to produce a barrier. Which since Jazz Hands had somehow decided to try and charge me while my back was turned towards Keiko in order to address her. All that simply wound up happening, was that Jazz Hands wound up running smack into the barrier, which wound up knocking him out immediately.
And as for me and my response back to Jazz Hands. Who at this current moment, had swirls where both of his eyes should be. Which was to help indicate, that for the moment, he was knocked out cold...
"Really Jazz Hands? That was your so called big play? You decided to charge at me while my back was still to you? I mean, all you have done here Jazz Hands, is just prove my point, as to why you're one of the most laughed at villains in the Totally Spies canon timeline. And also, before I forget, here is my quite justifiable and also very comedic response back to you Jazz Hands. I see London, I see France, your villainy has no bearing in this present expanse. Angel Bluebell here by the way again viewers...*I proceed to say this, while also proceeding to smile with both of my eyes closed. To which I then proceed to open both of them back up again, in order to continue, to properly address the viewers*...And that viewers, was my original rendition, of the 'I see London, I see France' phrase. Nothing like a bit of comedic satire to illicit a chuckle from the audience huh?...*I now proceed to clear my throat briefly. To which I then proceed to continue, to properly address the viewers*...But anyway viewers, this now currently marks the end of this chapter. But as usual viewers, we will get right back into the action in the very next chapter. So viewers from me, Keiko, Zachary, Catherine, and the rest of The Four Aces Alliance, we will see you all in the next chapter. So viewers, see you all there, okay?...*I proceed to say this, while smiling with both of my eyes closed, in a very cute looking manner*"
And now that the chapter recap is over and done with. Well, at least for now, we will now proceed on with the chapter at hand.
Date: July 1, 2019
Okay, so getting back to the current situation, that had been going on since the last chapter...
"Okay, so just who the heck was that clown exactly?" Diana Lombard proceeded to ask out of seemingly nowhere out loud to no one in particular.
And as for the response back to Diana Lombard with the main intention of answering her currently unanswered question...
"Oh you mean Jazz Hands? I mean he's a mime and not a clown. But like that is kind of the same thing, so to be fair I wouldn't like worry too much about him," Clover had now proceeded to say in response and as an answer back to Diana Lombard's question that she had just asked not but a moment prior.
But then...
"Clover has a point there Ms. Lombard. I mean after all viewers, Zachary here by the way. But after all, Jazz Hands is one of, if not the most useless and most nonthreatening villain in the entire Totally Spies tv show timeline," Zachary proceeded to say in response. Which during this, he had also proceeded to turn his attention and eyesight slightly to the right of him, in order to briefly address the viewers.
And then, out of seemingly nowhere, and yet not at all surprising given the most recent turn of events...
"Pardon the intrusion, but..." A very scruffy sounding male voice had now proceeded to say over to Zachary out of seemingly nowhere. But however, with me knowing instantly who it belonged to, and not wanting to hear another long and possibly endless drove of meaningless monologuing from yet another Totally Spies villain. I decided to cut him off mid sentence.
And as for who he was and my reasoning at to why I had decided to go and cut him off mid sentence? Well about that...
"Hey Lumiere? How about you don't bother with your lies to, try and pathetically hide the fact that me along with everyone else here, already knows who you are alright? I mean after all Marco Lumiere, as that is your full name. You're nothing but a so called director, who thinks that he's a noteworthy villain in the Totally Spies tv show. I mean for goodness sake Lumiere, your last 'movie shoot' as you so called it, was '0067.' I mean come on Lumiere, did you really honestly think that using Jerry was going to somehow give you some sort of benefit? Don't you know the classic phrase of, See No Evil, Hear No Evil, Speak No Evil? Well I think then Lumiere, that we can now add Direct No Evil to that phraseology as well, isn't that right viewers? I mean after all viewers, I would say that out of all the villains in the Totally Spies tv show timeline, that apart from Jazz Hands, who is without a doubt the worst Totally Spies villain to exist, Marco Lumiere, while maybe is not a close second, he is certainly down towards the bottom. I mean, at least Tim Scam was a part of the L.A.M.O.S. Which by the way viewers, is not a typo in any sense of the word. Because in the mind of one Terrance Lewis, or Jerry's twin but evil brother. L.A.M.O.S stands for, the League Aiming to Menace and Overthrow Spies. Or the LAMOS for short, which honestly viewers, is quite the fitting name for them. I mean after all viewers, how can you hope to ever succeed, when you have such pathetic villains, such as Boogie Gus, Tim Scam, Helga Von Guggen. I mean mind you viewers, it still didn't change them getting beaten by WOOHP and beaten by them big time. But anyway viewers, I seem to be rambling on a bit more then I should during this current fourth wall break. So what do you say, that we get back to the chapter at hand now, okay?...*I proceed to say this, while smiling with both of my eyes closed, in a very cute looking manner*"
Okay, so getting away from my fourth wall breaking, at least for the current moment, and back to the current chapter and situation at hand. Which was, well...
"How dare you proceed to mock my expertise as a director! I'll have you know...!" The now correctly identified Marco Lumiere had now proceeded to yell over to me quite loudly, angrily, and arrogantly with in response. And he would have continued, if I had not once again gone, and proceeded to once again cut him off mid ranting rave so too speak. And as for me, and my honestly quite justified response back to Marco Lumiere with. Well, I think that that much was pretty obvious. For well, you see with regard to this very exact thing...
"Hey Lumiere? I am now going to need you to curb your yammering skull cave okay? Because the adults over here are trying to have a meaningful conversation. And you Lumiere, are not one of them. Now before you decide to do something that you'll regret, I highly suggest...*I proceeded to say this back to Marco Lumiere in response. Only for someone else, to now proceed to interject, as well as cut me off mid sentence. Which unlike all of the other times, this did not wind up causing one of my eyes, to start visibly twitching*"
And as for who it was that had decided to interject? And also as to why my eye hadn't proceeded to start to twitch like it usually did, when someone had proceeded to cut me off mid statement or sentence? Well about that...
"I would just ignore that low grade movie hack Bluebell, he isn't worth our time. I mean after all viewers. Keiko here by the way...*Keiko proceeds to say this while traditionally bowing to the viewers as usual. To which she then proceeds to bring her attention and eyesight back up again, in order to continue to address the viewers. Keiko also now proceeds to clear her throat, as she then proceeds to continue, to properly address the viewers*...Now viewers, as I was about to address to you lot. Marco Lumiere really is a low grade movie hack of a director. I mean he even makes 'Manos: The Hands Of Fate,' look like a decent movie. And yes viewers, that was an indirect reference to the one and only Mystery Science Theater 3000, or 'MST3K,' for short. I mean after all viewers, who hasn't heard of MST3K? 'This is the song, written for the train chase! This is the chase, Rocky and Ken! He tried to kill me with a forklift!' That riff by the way viewers? Was from Fugitive Alien. The same Fugitive Alien, that Nostalgia Critic failed to properly give this very same joke from for his Nostalgia Review, of 'Barb Wire.' I mean come on Doug, you called the Forklift in that review a Bulldozer. I mean seriously Doug, you didn't just say that once, you said it over, and over, and over again throughout that same scene from Barb Wire. Doug Walker still does a somewhat decent channel though, so please do feel free to check out his content when you have a moment of free time to do so. Oh right, almost forgot! Hey Jack Dork, how's that downward spiral of yours going? You still filming all of your crimes for the police to review as evidence? Oh you are? Excellent, as it will just be that much more laughable when you finally join YaNike, Vitaly, and Johnny Somali in the jails of the countries that you will all eventually wind up in. I mean honestly, you all need to be behind bars as soon as humanly possible. I mean after all, Jack Dork literally filmed himself recently breaking into what he claimed was his old residence down in Florida. So Mr. Dork, you do know, that breaking and entering is a serious crime, right? So I guess you were finally done doing your crypto pump and dump scams to your fans live on stream to your own viewers? I mean for goodness sake Mr. Dork, you make the pump and dump schemes in The Wolf Of Wall Street look good. Even Agent Roger Bloom in the tv show Numb3rs, is a more decent person then you will ever be. But anyway viewers, I think that I'll just dispense with my currently already long fourth wall break. Because while you can't see this right now, Misaka is sort of standing just off to the side of the frame of shot, with electricity crackling through the bangs of her hair. So yeah, while her electricity doesn't have any effect on me, since we're both Level 5 Electromasters, I still don't want to get on her bad side, isn't that right Misaka?...*I proceed to say this, while Misaka now proceeds to walk into the frame of shot, from just out of the frame of shot. And just before this, Misaka had proceeded to stop discharging the electricity through the bangs of her hair. To which Misaka's expression then proceeds to soften up and return to normal, before she then proceeds to speak up*"
"Indeed Keiko. Hello there viewers, Misaka here. And yes, it has been a little bit, hasn't it Keiko?...*Misaka proceeds to say this to the viewers, with a very cute looking smile while both of her eyes are closed. To which Misaka then proceeds to open both of her eyes back up again, before turning towards me, while still giving her very cute looking smile*"
"Indeed Misaka, indeed it has. But you see viewers, I think that you'll find, that you won't be able to read a group of fanfics anywhere on the internet, that are as unique as these four are. I mean after all, no fanfics have these 29 anime combined with each other. And yes viewers, that number as of this current moment, is indeed correct, as there are in fact 29 different anime, combined with each other in all four of these fanfics. Oh, and Bluebell? Would you mind at all if I do the honors this time?...*Keiko proceeds to say this, while also proceeding to turn her attention towards me, while also proceeding to smile with both of her eyes closed, and her head tilted to one side, in a very cute looking manner*"
"Are you serious right now Keiko?! I mean what makes you think that I'll allow...!...*I proceed to start to say my response back to Keiko, only for the pretty audible sound of crackling electricity to now start up again. And without even having to look away from current having my attention focused on Keiko. I know all too well, that electricity had now started to once again crackle, through the bangs of Misaka's hair. Which not surprisingly, had been the only reason, mind you it was a pretty big reason. But nevertheless, it had proceeded to cut me off mid sentence. To which I then proceeded to politely and briefly clear my throat, before I then proceeded to speak up again*...A-actually Keiko, yes you may proceed with ending this current chapter...And I don't think that it goes without me having to remind you at this stage viewers, that Misaka still scares the living bejesus out of me...And yes viewers, I am well aware that that hasn't changed...But let's not kid ourselves and be honest, you'd be scared of Misaka too in thissituation...*I proceed to say this, while also proceeding to smile with both of my eyes closed, in a very cute looking manner*"
"With pleasure Bluebell. Hello there viewers, Keiko here...*Keiko proceeds to say this while traditionally bowing to the viewers as usual. To which she then proceeds to bring her attention and eyesight back up again, in order to continue to address the viewers. Keiko also now proceeds to clear her throat, as she then proceeds to continue, to properly address the viewers*...So viewers, this now currently marks the end of this current chapter. But as usual viewers, we will get right back into the action in the very next chapter. So viewers from me, Misaka, Angel Bluebell, Zachary, Catherine, and the rest of The Four Aces Alliance, we will see you all in the next chapter. So viewers, see all you lot there, okay?...*Keiko proceeds to say this, while also proceeding to smile with both of her eyes closed, and also with her head tilted to one side, in a very cute looking manner*"