> Location: The Six-Faced World.
Time: 2 Minutes Before The Birth.
<1st Person's POV>
As I am being sucked by something, I have one thought in my mind.
"I will miss using my toilet."
After all, I remember the toilet they had in Mushoku Tensei—just two slightly high pieces of wood on two sides and a big hole in the middle. No hand wash either. Although, magic will take care of that need.
"At least I have [Always Clean]."
As I was thinking about that, I started to feel like I was underwater, but I was not drowning(?). Did I gain merman powers?
"That's strange," I thought.
Suddenly, I felt like the water was quickly being sucked away, and I was able to breathe again. Just as I thought it was strange enough, I started to feel my whole body being pushed toward where the water was gone.
And it's fucking painful!
"Bitch, it hurts! Ow ow ow!"
As if that wasn't enough, someone started to pull my fucking head! And they weren't even being gentle!
"MOTHER FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT! I'M FUCKING GOING TO KILL THIS FUCKER'S WHOLE NINE GENERATIONS FOR THIS! AWWWWWW! FFFFFFFUUUUUUCCCCKKKKK!"
After what felt like an eternity, I was pushed out of whatever hole I was in. And you wanna know the first thing I did? Hehe~
I
FUCKING
SCREAMED
WITH JOY!!
"AWWWWWWWW!" "AWWWWWWWW!"
@$#@$@$@$@$' _@$$@$@$@$@$
I screamed until my lungs couldn't take it anymore, and I fell unconscious.
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<3rd Person's POV>
She, Lilia—once a royal maid—had witnessed and helped with many childbirths, and she could confidently say this child had the longest and loudest scream she had ever heard. Maybe even in the whole world!
And by Milis, he screamed a LOT! He screamed for, like, a whole 9–10 minutes! Even after passing him to his parents, he didn't stop.
She reassured them that it was a sign of good health, but after the 7-minute mark, even she was starting to have doubts. Fortunately, he started to scream less and less and finally fell unconscious from exhaustion.
Now he was sleeping in his mother's embrace like he hadn't just set a world record.
"Aww, so cute~. Who's a goog boy~? Yes, you are. Yes, you are!"
And now his father was trying to wake him up again. And if the first thing he saw after waking up was his father's face then they might hear a second song.
His wife was in no condition to stop him. Though she was a healer and quite tough after adventuring, mental exhaustion was still a thing. So, Lilia supposed she should intervene.
"Master Paul, I think you should let Young Master Rudeus sleep. And Mistress Zenith needs some sleep too. They're both tired."
Paul turned to look at her and made a pitiful face.
"But—but he's my child! I want him to call me Dad!"
She let out a sigh at that. Not that she could blame him—it was their first child, after all. But she had to be firm for both the child and the mother.
"Master Paul, even if he were to wake up, he wouldn't be able to talk anytime soon. And I think you know that as well. Mistress Zenith was in labor for 13 hours, and as much as healing magic can do, she still needs rest.
So, for your child and for Mistress, please be more reasonable."
She said it more firmly this time. Paul looked physically hurt by her words, but he still got off their faces—albeit hesitantly.
She walked toward Zenith, sat beside her, and pressed both her hands against the woman's shoulders.
"Mistress, you should get some rest. I know how tiring it can be, and you shouldn't fight it. Rest for the night. I'll take care of Young Master Rudeus until then."
Zenith looked at Lilia and smiled a little. She looked back at the child in her arms, blissfully sleeping, with no worries about his future, and gave a small nod.
"Alright, Lili. It's just… I don't know what to say about what I'm feeling right now. I feel like all the suffering was worth it—and more."
Zenith moved closer to her child and kissed his forehead. As if the MC could feel a woman's kiss, he smiled even in his sleep.
Seeing him smile made Zenith smile even more, and she placed her forehead against his. Watching the bond between mother and son, Lilia and Paul smiled from the side.
Paul came closer to them with a goofy grin.
"Now, now, Zenith. You're making me feel jealous. And don't hog him all to yourself—give him to me too! I wanna see him smile as well!"
Zenith sighed but handed her child to him with a smile. Paul, seeing his child in his arms, smiled even wider and walked around the room.
Meanwhile, Lilia guided Zenith to lay down on the bed.
"Sleep, Mistress. You've had a long day. Tomorrow, you can have the Young Master all to yourself."
"I know, Lili. I'm just—"
She couldn't finish her words as Paul started calling them.
"Zenith! Lili! Look at this!"
He said excitedly as he stepped closer. Only then did they see that little Rudeus was holding onto Paul's pinky finger. Lilia observed this and understood what he was talking about.
"It's quite alright, Master. Babies do that when they're young. He'll grow out of it."
"I know that! I'm not talking about that! I'm talking about the grip strength he has! I know I sound ridiculous, but it's true! C'mon, you try!"
Saying so, Paul passed the baby to Lilia. She frowned at his words and took the MC into her arms. The first thing she noticed was his weight—he was quite heavy for a newborn. She hadn't noticed before, having not paid much attention earlier.
"C'mon, Lili! Try it!"
Hearing Paul, she put her pinky finger into his right hand, and he immediately grasped it. That itself wasn't surprising; babies tend to keep their hands closed most of the time. But that was not that surprising. Lilia looked at Paul questioningly.
Paul, seeing her expression, asked,
"Now try to take your finger away."
Lilia was even more confused, but did as he asked. Unsurprisingly, she met resistance. She expected that—but what did surprise her was the amount of resistance.
'This… this isn't the kind of strength a newborn would have.'
Her eyes widened. She used more strength. Only after using about one-fourth of her full strength was she able to free her pinky finger.
Wide-eyed, she kept looking between her finger and Rudeus's hand. She snapped out of her trance only when she could feel Paul staring at her, excitement in his eyes.
"Master Paul, this…"
That was all she could say. She had heard of Miko, individuals blessed by gods since birth. There were many around the world like them—the most notable being Zanoba Shirone, famous for his strength and for killing his little brother.
"Lili, what happened? Is something wrong with my baby?"
Zenith's voice brought her back to reality. Lilia looked at her, at the woman's eyes trained on her baby. She quickly reassured her.
"Nothing is wrong, Mistress. In fact, it's quite the opposite, if my guess is right."
She gently gave Zenith her baby. Paul also got on the bed and sat on the other side of his wife. They both looked between their son and Lilia, waiting for her explanation.
Seeing their expectation, she spoke.
"Master, Mistress… I think your son is a Miko. Though I can't be certain yet since he's just a baby. But if we wait a few years, we'll know.
As for his strength, in my opinion, it's a good thing. Nowadays, personal strength is quite important. You both know that better than I do."
They exchanged glances, then looked at their child together.
"You're right, Lili. Worrying won't help. For now, let's just spoil our son with love!"
Paul said excitedly. Zenith just smiled, and both of them fell asleep with Rudy between them.
Lilia, too, went to her room, changed her dress, and fell asleep—thinking about this odd but powerful child.
[ A/N: Till now you guys just read was edited by AI and again edited by me. Tell me if it's feels like written by AI or any discomfort you feel reading those avobe.]
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< Rudy's Pov >
~ 1 Month Later ~
It's been roughly a month or so since I reincarnated. And do you know my best to do in my free time? Hehe, annoying the heck out of my parents!
These guys think raising a child is easy hehe. They don't know shit! Well, what did these guys expect by being parents even before reaching their 20s? That's right guys! They are still in their teen years. Mom is 17 and Dad is 19 but they look like they are in their mid-20s
My previous sister would have killed to have breaths like my mother. Oh, how many pads did she used just to make them look bigger and she was 26! But my mom has better boobs than her when she is not even 18! Shocking! Gods truly aren't fair.
And, why the hell am I talking about my food sources with you guys? Meh, must be the Author's fault. That dushbag doesn't have any original ideas. That's the reason he is writing fanfic. Loser![ A/N: Bitch plz. I didn't commit Self-harm. PS: And become a slave. ]
Ignoring the Author's lack of creativity aside, I am finally about to think with my brain without getting brain damage.
Yeah, guys. Surprise, Surprise. You can't expect your baby brain to handle the information of your adult brain and not suffer permanent brain damage. How shocking, right? Not!
' Thank Boss that I have a healing factor and enchanted body. Without them, I would have become an idiot by the time I got to adulthood. Thanks, boss! '
After kissing my Boss's ass I started to think of my future plans.
' Hmm. The first and foremost thing that I have to keep doing is making questionable life choices. Gotta keep it entertaining you know. Aside from that let's make a small list of things that I will do before that girl is summoned here. Hmm let's see:
1. Get a hold of mana. So that I can keep practicing it and keep increasing my mana pool. Should be easy enough with my Mana Sight.
2. Don't be a dumbass and experiment with magic on your own. You don't know shit about it. Just because you have seen it somewhere else doesn't mean that it will be the same here. Try to find the book that the Otaku found on the second floor. ( Although I think I will experiment with it anyway. )
3. Don't forget to abuse the heck out of { Healing Factor} and { Enchanted Body }! It's the ultimate cheat code! As soon as you can start physical labor don't stop. Do not stop grinding since then! Try to push the { Healing Factor } to its maximum limit. Don't be a fuccking lazy and be a wasted potential like M@gumi! That Dude has become an universal joke haha!
4. Rizz up Lili. Smolder her up. After all, what type of son would I be if I can't even protect my parent's happy married life, right? I am such a good son.
5. As soon as Roxy becomes your teacher make her question her life choices by showing her your ' Talents '. And I mean all kinds of talents. Oh, and as you will have someone experience teaching you, don't forget to experiment with new spells with her and Smolder her up too. She needs a strong hand in her life.
6. Now, we can't forget about the elf waifu, right? Smolder her up as soon as you get the permission to play outside. Don't be stinky with teaching her. Teach her all you can and plus more. Make full use of her Laplace's Factor. After all the more powerful she became, the more fun it will be!
7. Here comes the most important problem of all. The money problem! As I already said, make use of child labor that is allowed here. Help the farmers on the farm, help in the clinic where mom works, help in the village bar. Do these whenever you can. Remember every copper counts.
8. Last but not the least, smolder up our tomboy, tsudere, and cute red-haired sword woman. The most easy method is to beat her in a fight. Be strong and prideful, but not strong and arrogant. Make her reach an advanced rank in [ Sword God Style] before reaching my 2nd birthday. Oh and can't forget about our cat girl milf now, can we? We will see about her when we get there.
9. Don't be a dick and take responsibility for all of your actions. Can't make the same mistake twice right? Avobe all else have fun in your new life being a slave of a Multiverse level strong being who can erase you any time!
PS: I forgot to say: First and foremost, learn how to read and write. Can't be an illiterate parasite that is stuck to my family right?
With that out of the way, let's focus on the more interesting things that this world has: Magic!
As I have [ Mana Sight] I can see mana moving around me. I can also see mana that everyone has and they are different for the most part.
The mana that are in the air are mostly colorless. Unless a mage uses mana from the environment or in case of a natural disaster, it stays the same.
People on the other hand are more different. Everyone has their unique mama color. Some are light, some are heavy. Take my parents for example. My mother's color is a medium green with a light blue. Green being the dominant color. I think that goes to her being a healer.
My father is quite different than everyone actually. His are light brown, and light pink, and in the middle of both is a solid silver. The brown and pink are mostly the same amount most of the time but sometimes they do increase and decrease in amount. Silver on the other stays the same amount. Although I did see it decrease quickly a bit one day. I believe that was because he went hunting that day as his clothes were dirty. So, I can safely say that is "Touki".
Lilia's color is mostly gray with a few drops of silver in the middle.
My own color seems to be most unique as far as I have seen. It has many colors. It starts with medium green, light brown, medium red, medium orange, and light blue, and ends with a deep white. No sign of silver whatsoever. I am not disappointed though. It's quite good actually.
' I will get Touki in the future anyway. Just have to keep grinding. '
" Rudy! Time for your food. "
And with that, I had to stop my thoughts as my teenage mom had come to feed me. If you look a bit closer you could see some dark circles under her eyes. The same with Dad and Lili too. I sure as hell didn't go easy them for the past month.
' Hehe! That's what you get for trying to have sex right by your son's side! Suffer bitch. It's good that it was me, not some other kid. He/she would have been traumatized by seeing their parents having sex.
I am just giving them a light punishment. In a few more months they will learn their lessons. I am such a kind soul.'
I mentally nodded to myself as she picked me up and pushed my head closer to my food.
' Be gone horny! Be gone horny! '
The only great thing about being a baby is that when I see any boobs, I only think of them as food. Like right now. My only thoughts are feeding myself and keeping my stomach full.
' What a life.'
" Gently now dear. Your food is not going anywhere. "
I gave her a side glance and continue to fill my stomach as I don't know the fuck she is talking about. It's surprisingly hard learning a new language. But I didn't worry. I still have time.
She has come a great deal from a month ago. I guess having an experienced nanny also helped.
I sucked one last time and feel my stomach full. I slowly let go of her boob and closed my eyes as I am starting to feel sleepy. Another bad thing about a baby. You have no control over your body.
My mom seemed to notice that and gently shook me in her arms and sang me a song that I absolutely didn't understand but listened to it anyway.
It didn't take long for me to feel sleep taking me and I peacefully fell asleep in her arms.
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Guys, I have a question. Should I add incest, MC with his half-(....), Aisha? I think it would be good. What do you guys think?