Chapter 246: The three major hobbies in life are beautiful women, delicious food and watching Tang San's joke.
Douluo 4 Ah Yin: "As long as I don't dislike Tang Hao, it means I am pretending to be kind?"
"Isn't this too arbitrary?"
Dugu Yan: "Arbitrary?"
"I don't think so."
"Knowing that your relatives and friends have done a very bad thing, not only do you not dislike them, but you are also willing to be with them. This may be explained by emotion and love, but it is definitely not related to the word kindness."
"Even if this so-called kind self tries hard to make up for the person who was hurt afterwards, as long as he does not turn against the relatives and friends who did bad things, all of this is just a hypocritical behavior to make himself feel better. Its essence is even more disgusting than the relatives and friends who did bad things."
"Just as my husband said, one is a real villain, and the other is a fake gentleman."
Ye Lingling: "Madam is right."
Shui Yue'er: "Madam is right."
Zi Yan: "Big Bah. Right."
Douluuo 2 to 4 Ah Yin: "..."
[Good guy.]
[Tang San suddenly shouted. Those who don't know would think he was orgasmic.]
Live broadcast room women: "..."
[Tang San is still capable. After shouting like this, Xiao Wu went to knock on the door and asked Tang San if he was okay, and didn't talk nonsense with Liu Erlong.]
[But speaking of it, I have always been curious.]
[Is it really so comfortable to be hehehehe the drum?]
[Obviously, Tang San was still crying and howling at the beginning.]
Shui Yue'er: "My three holes are still new, so I don't know."
"Does anyone in the live broadcast room know?"
Huo Wu: "You talk as if everyone is not new."
"And."
"Who will answer such a stupid question of yours."
The married women in the live broadcast room: "..."
The rest of the women in the live broadcast room: "..."
[The door opened.]
[Let's go and watch the show in person.]
[The three hobbies in life are beautiful women, delicious food and watching Tang San suffering.]
Douluo 3 and 4 Xiao Wu: "..."
Douluo 3 and 4 Ah Yin: "..."
[Tsk tsk tsk tsk.]
[Tang San's leather drum is wrapped quite tightly here.]
[Is it because he is afraid of being attacked by the Hehuan Ape again, or because the door is not closed thoroughly enough?]
Shui Yue'er : "It's just once, there shouldn't be a problem of not closing it thoroughly enough, right?"
Huo Wu : "Didn't you say before that you didn't understand, didn't know, and didn't know clearly?"
"Why do you seem to understand it now?"
Shui Yue'er: "I just checked it on my phone."
The rest of the women in the live broadcast room: "..."
[I have to sigh again, Tang San is the most tragic player this time.]
[After all, I still have to thank Xiao Wu for her help. If it weren't for her kick, Tang San would have suffered a blow to his mind, and the injuries in other parts of his body would not be a big deal.]
Douluo 3 and 4 Xiao Wu: "..."
[For example, Dai Mubai and Tai Long, after treatment, except for their weak state, they have barely recovered their movements.]
[This should also be for the treatment of Tang San. Shrek invited a lot of healing spirit masters and doctors. Based on the principle of not wasting, all the healing personnel who couldn't help Tang San were used to treat Dai Mubai and others' injuries.]
[After all, it cost money.]
[Flanders, that stingy guy, won't waste it in vain.]
Liu Er Long: "Haha, that's right."
"This is Boss Fu."
[Fuck.]
[I don't know whether to cry or laugh.]
[Seeing that Xiao Wu was very concerned about Tang San, Liu Erlong actually looked at me cautiously, frowned, and directly pulled Xiao Wu away.]
[Look how depressed Xiao Wu is.]
[No, why is this rabbit staring at me?]
[It's not me who pulled you away.]
[They say that rabbits will bite people when they are anxious. Is she going to bite me?]
[Well, if she really wants to bite me, it's okay.]
[Just keep it as a souvenir.]
Douluo 3 and Douluo 4 Xiao Wu: "..."
Douluo 1 Shui Yue'er: "It sounds like it's pretty good."
"Bite Shen Fan. As long as he sees this wound, he will always remember the girl who bit him."
"It's decided."
"When I really see Shen Fan, I'll bite him."
"Or we new girls can make a rule that every one of his beauties can bite him in the future."
Huo Wu: "Are you trying to trick Shen Fan?"
"With Shen Fan, this big wolf, wanting to take all the beauties in one go, if you really do what you said, then is there anything good about Shen Fan?"
Shui Yue'er: "Hehe."
"Mistake, mistake."
[It seems that the appearance of our team has caused a lot of chain reactions.]
[First, our Longfan team snatched the attention of the Shrek team. Originally, after Shrek won, Ning Fengzhi would come to talk to everyone in Shrek in person, but he came to talk to our team in person instead.]
[Then Liu Erlong has changed too. She actually wants to marry Xiao Wu to me.]
[Now let's look at Ning Fengzhi's attitude when he talked to Tang San. He has also changed. He is no longer as enthusiastic about Tang San as in the original book.]
[But it's okay if he is no longer enthusiastic.]
[According to the original plot, today's warm-up match between Shrek and Tiandou Team 2, which lasted less than a minute, ended. Shrek and Tang San became famous in one fell swoop. Yu Xiaogang, with the overwhelming power brought by Shrek and Tang San's easy victory, did not want to wait even a day and went directly to Ning Rongrong to ask for the secret method of distraction control of their Seven Treasures Glazed Tile Sect today.
Ning Fengzhi gave it to him.]
[But now Ning Fengzhi's attitude has changed. It's probably difficult for Yu Xiaogang to ask for the secret method of distraction control for Tang San to practice.]
[To be honest.]
[This is the secret method of the Seven Treasures Glazed Tile Sect. Yu Xiaogang really has the nerve to ask for it.]
[How shameless.]
Liang Bing: "Hey, how can you ask for other people's skills casually."
"If this happened to me, I would not be merciful. I would let this Yu Xiaogang know the methods of my demon queen."
Kaisha: "Oh?"
"You have other skills?"
"Why don't I know?"
Liang Bing: "Fuck."
"Bitch."
[But the most shameless one is Tang San.]
[Every time I think of this, I still can't understand why Tang San can be so thick-skinned.]
[How did he have the nerve to say, Teacher, this is not good, distraction control is the unique secret book of the Seven Treasures Glazed Tile Sect, how can I learn it, such a thing.]
[When he said this, did he forget where his Xuantian Gong and other martial arts skills came from?]
[Didn't he just steal it directly from the Tang Sect? He thought that no one knew and it would be treated as if it never happened?]
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