Hey.
Welcome back! I hope the last few days have been good for you!
I hope anyone from Canada, Mexico, or any other place that America is being weird with continues to read long, lbvs.
I do my best not to judge people, you know?
Nonetheless, I will say this, and only this: I DID NOT VOTE FOR THAT MAN.
With that being said, I don't care if you did.
I want everyone to get along and just...live life.
Why is that so hard??
Humanity really confuses me sometimes, you know?
We are all equally human, are we not.
Yeah, we may look a bit different...
We may all sound a bit different...
We may all believe a bit differently...
But we all read Old Journals of a Millennial!
And that is all that really fucking matters!
LMAO.
All of the maybe 100 Readers who pay me any mind lol.
Go read this cringy ass song I wrote in my head back in 2012 while I crafted custom pizzas for Pizza Hut!
LMAO AGAIN!
Life is short.
Laugh.
Laugh at ME, more accurately lol.
See you on the flip side.
Enjoy.
Whispers -where is that button-
Stupid time machines lol.
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March XX, 2012.
Journal #XXX.
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"In my bed."
I seen you outside the club
With your boyfriend.
You say you're happily in love
But I can't see it in your eyes.
If you want to come with me
I can set your spirit free.
Baby this I guarantee.
You say you don't see how I am so different.
If you give me the chance, I can make you see the light.
Baby girl just take my hand.
Maybe then you'd understand.
I can be the better man.
Come home with me,
Then you will see,
That we can be
So free.
Come lay in my bed
With me.
And you will see,
That we can be
So free.
Come lay in my bed.
Stay in my bed.
Play in my bed,
With me
Instead.
Come lay in my bed.
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"With me."
Who do you think you're foolin' girl?
I have been around the world,
And I can see it in your eyes.
See the scars you try to hide...
Girl just open up your heart.
Let me guide you through the dark.
I will never let you fall.
I will be right by your side.
I can't take...
I can't take...
I can't take...
Seeing you cry
And I won't wait
I can't wait.
I can't wait...
Till you're right here with me.
With me. (X5)
Till you're right here with me.
When he's playing games with you,
You know exactly what to do.
Girl just pick up your phone,
And I will be right by your side.
Show you how love's supposed to work.
Help you clean up all the dirt.
I will never see you hurt,
Girl I'm down for the ride.
I can't take...
I can't take...
I can't take...
Seeing you cry
And I won't wait
I can't wait.
I can't wait...
Till you're right here with me.
With me. (X5)
Till you're right here with me.
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Let me explain before ya'll destroy my life!
"Baby girl" is soooooo fuckin' Millennial that it's not even funny!
It's fuckin' hilarious and super cringy.
This was just a random remix in all actuality.
"In my bed" was written in my head while I was standing at a table and throwing pizzas in boxes as fast as possible.
The trick was to do it just fast enough for the toppings not to slide off lbvs.
I remember the song "Touch" by Omarion playing on the radio every hour or so as I sludged through the workday.
The pre-programmed radio stations are so bad lol.
Maybe I should stop writing and start a radio station!
Squeebidibob FM!
Or
Sneepsnop Alagop In the morning!
Or something along those lines.
I don't know. but it would have to be snappy.
But yeah, that was that.
An unofficial remix to an overly played song lol.
I actually rewrote this as a poem back in June or July of 2024 I think lbvs.
You can read it if you'd like.
It is #084 of my series "Shadows Before Dawn."
It's arguably better now lol.
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Sheesh, this one was just as bad lol.
Just as good?
This was a mental remix to "How Do I Breathe." by Mario.
An amazing song that I did no justice to there lol.
I don't think I did well with the Omarion song either lol.
I wish that I could say in truth that these "songs" or "poems" were written with some muse or woman in mind lol,
Some grand idea of love and unity or such, but nay I say.
They were just my own version of a pair of songs that I had once been a big fan of.
I hope that you all enjoyed them for whatever they were lol.
I will see you all back here for the next thrilling installment soon enough!
Worry not!
That one is actually a journal entry lol.
Thank you all for sticking around thus far and this far.
Safe travels out there folks, and as always:
Stay safe.
Stay healthy.
Stay vigilant.
-Redd.
P.S. I can sing lol. I am sure these songs would sound better had they been vocalized lol.