" Well, let's start now shall we?" I said in a cheerful voice. " When Jonathan Keyes died he learnt something shocking. Half of his soul died due to grief and shock when he saw his deceased family but the silver lining was that that half soul got reincarnated and married to the reincarnation of his deceased wife and his two children also reincarnated as his children.
But since, the half of his soul that represented his bad sides didn't reincarnate the Jonathan Long remained naive who didn't notice certain obvious things such as aunt Chiyu turning into a dragon every time she sneezed or the fact his daughter chopped vegetables without a knife." I explained which in turn made Susan and Haley embarrassed.
" Well, if my estimate is correct which is correct by the way. The other half of my soul merged in my Jonathan Long version body after the events involving the tooth fairy. The fusion of soul transferred my knowledge, habits and training from my Jonathan Keyes body. I saw the entire sum of events and how they will play out if I didn't try to involve myself in Jake's magical life but when I offered a ride to Jake that day a family protection system appeared which made it impossible for me to remain uninvolved.
I used it to my advantage in order to create Long Technologies. My first purchase was J.A.R.V.I.S who helped me out in paperwork and create a secure bank account. Then I proceeded to buy Long Tower and one ton of dollars. I released the touch screen smart phone 2 years before the iPhone, bought Facebook and Android OS after all they were struggling in 2004. Then I built my private military force which was dedicated to eradicating any threats to you all.
I wiped out the cartels, the Yakuza and so many more. I then marked the Isle of Draco and all the intercontinental elevators connected to it in case I ever needed to eliminate any dragons. I have taken control over the minds of both human and magical populations using self replicating mind shackle scarabs, I turned LGBTQIA+ into mental illness, I walked five steps ahead not because I only needed to but also I wanted to, the systematic eradication of the huntsclan and massacre of The Grand Equinox hunt was done under my own planning and with my own hands because I felt like it, murder and massacre are a part of me.
I'm manipulative, control obsessed and technically racist because I technically hate the mentally retarded because LGBTQIA+ people are considered mental patients. Way too many times I considered killing Rose because she used to unknowingly hurt Jake as the huntsgirl. The Gorgon sisters, the Spartan camp female instructor, the hobgoblins who kidnapped Haley, Vicky Fickling are all dead because I either simply killed them or dissected them to figure out their magical powers.
The female huntsmaster who whipped Jake is currently going through daily torture in a sensory deprivation chamber at my Scorpio base prison. Bananas B and Chang have been captured only awaiting my order and they will be dissected. After all I need to strengthen Jake, Haley and Dad.
I killed Patchouli's Cyclops boyfriend because let's be frank that thing is a walking hazard. I exterminated the Gremlins because they posed a threat to my plans, I took away the trident of Poseidon, I blew up Susan's side of the family without consulting anyone, I am prepared to commit genocide on any ethnicity both domestic or alien on whom I deem as threats to you all but the most unforgiving thing I have done according to myself is using the Canoptek Spyders to spy on you all.
I used the data collected by them to ruin and kill many. I tracked down Rose's family a long time ago but I didn't tell her because I feared uncertainty and yet now for me uncertainty is a joke. I am now Circumdans Omina and I know the outcome of this conversation and yet I feel guilty." I said with a sigh while sitting down on a couch that I materialised.
Susan came forward, sat beside me, grasped my hands and said," Honey, I should be angry but I can't. I mean having a husband who will kill countless in order to avenge you is like a dream come true. I will never leave you but you can't keep secrets from us anymore."
Everyone nodded in agreement and I said," Yeah, I would have told you guys a long time ago but saying that I have a FTL capable fleet capable of obliterating anything in it's path didn't seem like a good thing for my relationship." " Of course, you have a space navy, daddy. Honestly this is normal considering that you have become Circumdans Omina. Wait! What is Circumdans Omina?" Said Haley.
I gave a humourless chuckle and said," Sweetie, the Omniverse is the totality of all universes, multiverses, and dimensions, encompassing everything that exists, both real and imagined and Circumdans Omina is Latin for One who encompasses all. For lack of better terms I am now the Omniverse itself. Everything that is to be known, understood, felt and discovered in the past, present and future are known to me.
If I will it, I can do anything whether destroying universes of creating universes are as simple as breathing. If I will it, the laws of any universe can be changed or destroyed with a thought. Resurrection is something that is considered the pinnacle of achievement in both science and magic but to me it's nothing more than a party trick.
Gods will cease to exist from the very beginning if I will it to happen." In order to prove my point I grabbed at the nothingness of the mind and dragged out a scantily dressed man by the throat. " Meet Morpheus. The Greek god of dreams. He came to monitor me after all I escaped the dimensional Null which can trap even gods.
His plan was to threaten you all in order for me to submit to the Greek pantheon." I explained and suddenly Morpheus turned into nothing. Everyone's eyes went wide not because I erased Morpheus's very existence so thoroughly that not even faith can restore him but the feeling of liberation that they felt at the deepest recess of their mind the moment Morpheus ceased to exist.
I explained," Gods and demons are parasites that feed on the emotions of sentient beings when a god or demon is truly forgotten or ushers in true death the mind of the beings bound to them becomes free. What all of you feel is liberation."
I opened my palm and a sphere of swirling colours condensed which expanded to the size of a basket ball at an incredibly fast speed and then it ceased to exist. " All gods of the AMDRJL multiverse have been destroyed. Rose I will go to visit your parents tomorrow.
I think they need to understand exactly whom you associate with and why." Rose gave a determined nod and I just gave a warm smile. " You guys should really see what would've happened if I didn't meddle in your activities." I said and within a fraction of a second I showed them the entire season 1 and season 2 of American Dragon Jake Long.
All of them were dazed as they required time to understand everything." Let's wrap things up for today. You all look tired." I said which caused everyone to nod in the positive. I erased the dream space which caused everyone's mental avatar to be sent back to their own minds. Everyone went to sleep.