Wei Shengjin had his leave approved and headed straight to the hospital, where he went to see a dermatology specialist.
"What's the problem?" asked a middle-aged female doctor in menopause.
"Itchy..."
"Is your butt itchy?"
"No..." Wei Shengjin was a bit lost for words, but his eyes hinted at the doctor, who instantly got it and snorted, "Take off your pants and let me see."
"Ah, right here?"
"I'm not scared, what's a big man like you worried about?"
"Alright then." Wei Shengjin hesitantly complied.
The woman doctor frowned. "Have you been messing around with women lately?"
"No."
"Then it must be men?"
"Even less so."
"You need to be honest with me, otherwise I might misdiagnose and worsen your condition. You'd be the one losing out, you know?"
"Okay then, auntie, please don't be mad. I'm coming clean; last night I slept with a girl."
"Auntie? With all those wrinkles on your face, who are you calling auntie? Am I that old?"
"Uh, I mean sister, please don't be mad..."
