"So, you guys tried to set up Grunkle Stan with Lazy Susan?" Lincoln questioned his sisters.
Lori nodded with a annoyed sigh, and said," Yep, but it was literally all for naught. Apparently Lazy Susan talks a lot, left a lot of voice mails, and apparently is like Aunt Ruth. She has a lot of cats."
The Loud's, minus Lynn, were all in the Living Room and were talking about the day's events. Earlier that day, the kids had managed to convince Stan to take them out to get something to eat at the local diner Greasy's Diner. It ended up being embarrassing for both Dipper and Lincoln, who had both tried gain free pancakes for the family, by winning a strength test machine. Stan, Mabel and Lynn ended up laughing at them, knowing they wouldn't win. While the others let them down more easily, saying that it would be harder for the both of them.
The Loud brothers weren't deterred, and had both proceeded to try out the machine.
But they ended up getting the Wimp level, which was the lowest level.
Lynn had laughed, and called them wimps, and Luna, who was cross with her, dared her to try it. Lynn took the challenge, and had tried it, but she ended up getting the Man level. Now normally one would be okay or thrilled with getting that level. But if you knew Lynn Loud Jr. then you would know she only accepted being the best. So she tried multiple times, but kept getting the Man Level. It was only after Lincoln, Dipper and Lucy pulling Lynn back, while she yelled that it was rigged, that Manly Dan tried it. Wendy's dad barely pushed the lever, and not only did he get the Manly Man level. But the machine exploded and everyone in the diner got free pancakes.
After that two things happened, Lynn stormed out angrily, vowing to get stronger, and the Loud brothers were left humiliated.
Luckily their remaining sisters cheered them up, and told them that a machine shouldn't dictate how masculine they were. Also, Mabel had reminded them about both boys attempt to be manlier, and how they ended up getting lost in the woods with Clyde. But had succeeded in getting back to the B&B Clyde's dad's were at, after using skills they learned from their sisters. So they ended up not caring about having more of a girly side.
After those talks, both brothers felt better, and didn't feel bothered about the machine.
Besides that, another thing that happened was that Mabel and the others tried to help Stan with getting Lazy Susan to like him. Even with the combined might of eight girls, with also the help of Wendy, Soos and Bobby, they couldn't figure out how to change Stan, so Susan would like him. But that changed when Lucy suggested, after reading one of her Vampire books, that someone with flaws was something that someone likes. And vampires had many flaws, but their significant other still liked them.
So that left them to bring Stan back to the Diner, told Susan about Stan's flaws, but he was still a good guy to date. Susan then gave Stan a chance, and they thought it would be the end of this story, and the start of a new romance.
But like Lori said, that wasn't the case.
"Jeez that sucks, sorry you guys had to go through that." Lincoln said.
On the bright side, as least they weren't meddling in his love life... one that he doesn't have! And no, Ronnie Anne and him were just friends!
Mabel sighed, and said," The chance for someone to have an epic summer romance was denied. Denied! But fret not siblings. There is still hope that I, me being Leia 'Mabel' Loud will have one of my own. This I will swear!"
She said the last part standing up, and raising a defiant fist in the air. If you were in Mabel's head, then you would hear trumpet going off, bird flying and people cheering. While in the real world, her siblings just looked at her in bemusement. Except for Leni, who merely clapped for her younger sister, showing her support for her endeavor.
Used to his twin's antics, Dipper realized something," Hey, has anyone seen Lynn?"
No sooner did he say that, the front door opened, and a disheveled Lynn, who was also wearing women's Leotard like Tarzan came in. She also had a very satisfied look.
"Whoa dudette, what happened to you?" Luna asked.
Leni held her nose, and said," And like, why do you smell so icky?"
Lynn smirked, and said," Just showed a bunch of testosterone, literal bullheaded Manotaurs that a woman can be just as strong, manly and outright badass as them. And I also saved a multi-bear. By the way Dip-Drip, I found someone who else likes that lame music group you like. If you'll excuse me, I'm going to shower and make myself a victory meatball sub. Later."
With that, Lynn walked away, leaving her siblings confused.
A second later, the phone rang, and then went to a voicemail.
"Message number: 37."
"Hi Stany! Just wanted to ask if you got my previous messages. And I wanted to say hi. Call back when you can. Also, my cats are saying hi too."
The sound of cats meowing was heard, and the message ended.