Guys here is my pitch.....
In the sprawling world of fantasy, we’ve often been treated to tales of heroes reincarnated with divine blessings, legendary powers, or cheat-like abilities, thrust into magical lands as shining saviors—or chaotic terrors. But what happens when the very concept of reincarnation becomes a curse? When the divine boon is a big fat joke, and the "cheat system" doesn’t quite… cheat?

Enter John, the unluckiest reincarnate. Blessed by a god and thrust into a fantasy world, he dreams of glory, power, and adventure—only to wake up as a normal, utterly powerless bird. Not a mythical phoenix, not an ancient thunder eagle. Just… a bird.

To make matters worse, this world is no ordinary realm. It's a land scarred by the devastating legacies of past isekai’d heroes and villains, whose reckless exploits piled skeletons into mountains and turned their cheats into harbingers of chaos. Fed up with these unruly intruders, the ancients of the realm banded together to create a world-shaking seal: all reincarnated souls are trapped in the bodies of harmless animals, confined to isolated sanctuaries that function more like fantasy zoos.

Here’s the twist: this isn’t mercy. It’s a resource grab. The powerful beast tamers of this realm have turned these reincarnated souls into exotic pets, prized for their cheat-like potential.
John finds himself at the bottom of the food chain in every sense. His cheat doesn’t work. His human form is gone. And his world is filled with predatory cultivators who see him as either a snack or a tool.

But John isn’t one to give up so easily. What starts as despair quickly turns into cunning survival. With wings and wit as his only tools, John must navigate layers of misfortune, dodge fate’s sharp talons, and cheat his way through a world determined to keep him grounded.

Get ready to join John on a wildly unconventional journey—one where reincarnation isn’t a ticket to greatness, but a death sentence he’s determined to rewrite. His story is one of humor, wit, and persistence, as he explores a world where he is the joke and his survival is the punchline.

Main tags: reincarnation/isekai, beast taming cultivation system, comedy, action, adventure.

Of course No-harem!

[Confirmed. Locked Trait: Stormfeather Wings – Status: Dormant.]


John grinned, wild and electric. "Now that... is definitely where it gets interesting. So, tell me, System—how do I unlock this trait?"


[To unlock the Stormfeather Wings Trait, Host must learn and master all the traits of your current pets up to the Kilo Grade Masterly Level.]


John blinked. "Masterly Level? Now what the fluff is that supposed to mean?"


[Apologies. Important classification data was not previously disclosed… Retrieving now...]


[Skill and Trait Mastery Grades are classified as follows:]


Bubble's Skill – "Silver Glow": Mega Grade – Mastery: 89%


Other Parrots: All Skills in Kilo Grade, but low Mastery.


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