I walk down the grassy grounds as it lowered down towards the bandit's base.
My body, a full hunk of steel made jerking sounds as I moved with every step. It felt kind of strange and also quite good. As if I was a monster that was about to fuck everyone up.
"Arghh!"
"Fuck!"
Screams and curses were being flung from the base as I saw the soldiers all barraging through the door to kill every bandit.
"Well there are already a lot of them in that small base and adding me among that cluster full of fucks would only make it more awkward." I say out loud and slow my descend.
"I might as well take it easy. Not like the bandits have any chance of escaping from that many soldi- and there comes one." I shook my head, "I jinxed it."
As I was talking, a bandit suddenly barraged through the hundreds of soldiers with great speed. It seems his destination is to run as far as the road goes.
Unfortunately for him, his road led him straight to me.