A small fire arose in the deep darkness of the forest. Adam was hanging upside down underneath a giant boiling pot of muck water. Adams shrieked, wiggled, and was tightly bound. A masked figure stood up, holding the tip of an arrow at Adams's face.
Masked figure: "MEEEeeAaat". Stomach growling.
Adam: "Wait, Wait, Waiitt!! wwait!! Please spare meeee!!"
The Masked figure smiled menacingly drooling spontanously. Spiraling eyes staring into the abyss. Adam's mouth gargled " Ohh goddess of earth please protect me" and fainted again. Then out of nowhere a small little furball comes out of the ground and pops out. The masked figure smiled with joy once more. "Yatsiii!!!! Where have you been ha ha ha ha". The little furball monster starts barking at the masked figure. "Hmmm i see, eye seeEEE, hehehe". The masked figure threw the arrow and cut the rope that Adam was dangling. Dropping Adam into the burning cauldron. Yatsii screamed but the masked figure didn't care all she want is to fill her belly.
Adam screamed more loudly than ever before "AAAAaaaaahHH!". Alfred rushed to the fire and kicked the cauldren. Not noticing that it was still hot. His bare feet is now burned. Alfred is now screaming and rolling downhill falling on a small cliff.
Alfred: "SHiiiiiIIiit!!"
Luckily there were some thorned bushes in the bottom, breaking his fall.
Alfred leaped out of the cliff posing dramatically for the land.
Alfred: "Sto----"
Tree roots grabbed Alfred's leg and slammed him back and
forth, back and forth, back and forth for a good solid 8 minutes. Both Alfred and Adam are tied to a new boiling cauldron.
Adam noticed that the masked figure was now distracted. This is his chance to escape. He wormed away to escape. "Oy did you think i forget about you" The masked figure grabed Adam by the back. " since you didnt like to be a stew how about BBQ then he he he.
Adam notices Alfred is climbing back up the cliff he thinks of distracting the monster long enough for Alfred to make an opening.
Adam: " Wait Wait before you eatr me how about lets get to know each other first he.. he... he...".
The Masked figure: reluctant but gladly told him her name
The Masked figure: "I am Andrea Kooooooohhhg!!"
Suddenly Alfred drop kicked her in the head and quickly grabbed Adam to make a run for it.