"Alright, since you asked me to speak, you better listen well."
Lu Xiaobu picked up the microphone, sneering.
Hearing Lu Xiaobu's words, everyone pricked up their ears.
They thought they had won.
They forced Lu Xiaobu to do as they wished.
"Young people should not fear failure, for failure is the mother of success."
Lu Xiaobu started with a classic opening.
Netizens scoffed at it.
"Old tricks, I thought there would be something new."
"Typical as always."
"These people ah!"
"..."
The audience also rolled their eyes.
Although Lu Xiaobu is unique in many ways, in this regard it's all the same!
Then.
Lu Xiaobu followed with the rest of the sentence: "But success doesn't acknowledge even its own kin!"
"Pfft!"
With that, those who thought it was the same old trope felt a stab in their heart.
"Damn! Thought it was just some soothing soup, turns out the soup is poisoned!"
"Holy shit, that's ruthless!"
"If success doesn't acknowledge kin, why tell us not to fear failure?"