"Brother Tie! Please take the seat! Brother Tie! Have some tea! Brother Tie! This is a precious 'Flowers Painting' from my collection! Please have a look!"
Tie Dan swept the floor, rolling his eyes,
"What do you want."
Tang Tong immediately turned and kowtowed, nearly prostrating himself fully into the dust,
"This humble brother lacks talent! I wish to team up with Senior Brother! Please, Brother Tie, take me in!"
Tie Dan almost kicked him away,
"Scram!"
Tang Tong grinned shamelessly,
"Don't misunderstand, Brother. I know you're not into that, and I don't mean anything inappropriate. I just want to find a protector, someone to cover for me. But it's true that I sincerely wish to become sworn brothers with you, sever a chicken's head, burn yellow paper, and become brothers from different parents!