"You talkin' about annoying, Yunteng has four levels of cultivation spaces: gold, silver, copper, iron, and whatnot with Yunmiao Mainland also having Foundation Establishment, Nascent Soul, Golden Core... Anyway, it's not the cultivation path Xiao Xian wants to take. The simpler, the better. Little White Jiao is pretty sensible. His little master isn't really scary, but the 'stately' sugarcane seedling behind her is terrifying. The aura it emits is even stronger than the most powerful cultivator Little White Jiao has ever seen."
"Uh, I'll skip over my various fierce and powerful experiences. Simply put, one dark and windy night, while I was on a date with a beauty who could rival Chang'e, I was accidentally hit by lightning."
