(Another Perspective)
Today is the day our Great Lord demonstrates His divine power. Our mighty Great Lord always gathers us at this luminous altar every ten days to perform the ritual of prayer. Today is no exception, of course.
Our Great Lord is a powerful being, although He doesn't appear like the others around me—He has five heads, after all—shhh, this must be kept a secret, don't tell anyone. What? You don't believe me? You're telling me the Great Lord only has one head? Hmph, let me tell you, the truth is not what you think.
