Before you start : Don't take the jokes seriously just sit back and read and relax it's meant for laughs ...:) and tell me where should I improve.... Don't expect like over the top action or coolness it's just a funny story nothing else so if you like dialogue based and nonsensical comedy give it a try ..... That's all . Hope you enjoy it.....And lastly the funniest comment of each chapter will get shout-out on the next chapter...;)
Story :
Romeo stood in front of the mirror, flexing his "muscles" (which were more like sticks and bones) and admiring his reflection. "Damn, thank you, God, for making me this handsome," he said, winking at himself. "No wonder girls can't resist me."(Delusional)
His phone rang, snapping him out of his self-admiration. He picked it up with a dramatic flair.
"Hello, Julia.....?
She replied : don't be late...
Romeo: Yeah, I'll be there in 30 minutes for our date. Don't worry, I'll be worth the wait."
He hung up and spent the next 20 minutes trying to decide between three identical white shirts. Finally, he settled on one, then put on a grey t-shirt, threw on a blazer that was two sizes too big, and left the house, convinced he looked like a movie star.
As soon as Romeo let friends peeked out from their windows.....
(Jack and noa)
Jack : (grinning mischievously) "Did he leave?"
Noa : "Yeah. Another date, another disaster waiting to happen."
Jack : (smirking) "Wanna bet how long this one will last?"
Noa : (sighing) "Maybe longer than the last one… but not by much."
Jack : (leaning forward, eyes sparkling with mischief) "Come on, don't be a coward. I'll bet it's under 30 minutes."
Noa : "I'll go broke betting against him. That guy is hopeless. I can't even win because of his unpredictability."
Jack : (laughing) "Don't hate the player, hate yourself. Haha!"
Jack quickly sent a message to their group chat:
"Hehe, today Noa bet against me again. Let's see how this goes."
Friend 1 : (replying instantly) "Don't worry, he'll still lose. That guy's cursed."
Friend 2 : (laughing emoji) "Noa not making any bank tonight. Haha!"
Friend 3 : (smirking) "Show some mercy, haha."
All : (in unison) "We'll see, we'll see…"
Meanwhile...
Romeo : (walking down the street, spotting a stranger) "Hey, girl! Your glasses look so good."
Stranger : (smiling politely) "Oh, thanks. They're branded."
Romeo : (grinning smugly) "They look good because they have my reflection in them. Haha!"
Stranger : (face dropping, annoyed) "Jerk." (She starts walking away.)
Romeo : (shrugging, talking to himself) "Oh, playing games, huh? I know she wants me to follow her, but not today. Sorry, girl, not today."
Romeo arrived at the meeting spot, 15 minutes late but acting like he was right on time. Julia was already there, tapping her foot impatiently, her arms crossed and her eyebrows furrowed.
Julia : (glaring) "Why are you so late?"
Romeo : (smirking, running a hand through his hair) "I was busy, you know. Girls can't resist me. I'm too famous."
Julia : (eyes narrowing) "You were talking to other girls when you had a date with me?"
Romeo : (panicking, waving his hands) "No, no! Your skin is glowing so much, like the stars in the sky!" He pointed dramatically to the sky.
Julia : (deadpan, unimpressed) "It's daytime."
Both froze for a moment. Julia sighed, pinching the bridge of her nose. "I've had enough. I'm leaving."
Romeo : (dropping to his knees, fake crying) "No, no, wait!" He reached for her hand, tears streaming down his face. "Please don't go! I can't live without you!"
He secretly peeked up to see if she was buying it. When she caught him, he cried even louder.
Julia : (sighing, rolling her eyes) "Okay, okay, I'll stay. Just stop crying."
Romeo : (whispering to himself, grinning) "I'm so smart. Haha." Then, with an evil grin, he stood up and said, "So, where do you wanna go?"
Julia : (still annoyed but trying to move on) "I'm hungry. Let's eat."
Romeo : (beaming) "Let's go to my favorite place."
They arrived at the market, and Julia looked around, confused, her nose wrinkling in disgust.
Julia : (raising an eyebrow) "Why are we here?"
Romeo : (gesturing grandly) "You said you were hungry, right?"
Julia : (crossing her arms) "Yeah, but there's no food here. I meant a restaurant or diner."
Romeo : (grinning, oblivious) "This is our diner! Taste the sample foods. It's better than most restaurants."
Julia : (staring at him, mouth slightly open) "Are you joking?"
Romeo : (shrugging, still smiling) "No, I'm just different. Now, eat as much as you like. Eat like it's home. Haha!"
Julia : (throwing her hands up) "What even are you saying? Are you mad?"
Romeo : (nodding confidently) "No, I'm just… innovative. If you don't wanna eat here, let's go to a fast food chain nearby. If you can't eat here ."
Julia : (sighing deeply) "That'll be better, I guess."
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They sat in a corner at McDonald's, and Romeo couldn't stop admiring himself in the phone camera, grinning like a fool. Julia looked annoyed, her jaw clenched.
Romeo : (trying to compliment her) "Your dress looks so good. The patterns on it remind me of my grandmother's bathroom curtains."
Julia : (eyes widening in disbelief) "What? Curtains?"
Romeo : (nodding seriously) "No, not just any curtains—my grandmother's bathroom curtains. They're iconic."
Julia : (face turning red with anger) "You're comparing my expensive dress to bathroom curtains?"
Romeo : (still admiring himself on his phone) "Like I said, not just any curtains—my grandmother's bathroom."
Julia : (slamming her hands on the table) "First, you're late. Then, you take me to sample food. Now, my dress looks like curtains? Are you crazy?"
Romeo : (finally looking up, realizing he'd messed up) "Tries to change the subject... Wanna hear a joke?"
Julia : (glaring) "No..."
Romeo : (pleading) "Please, please, I promise it's good."
Julia : (hesitant but curious) "Fine, go on then."
Romeo : (grinning) "What's red, bad for your teeth, and surprisingly aerodynamic?"
Julia : (raising an eyebrow) "What is it?"
Romeo : (smirking) "A brick—especially if someone throws it at you."
Julia : (eyes widening in shock) "What?!"
Romeo : (leaning in dramatically, sniffing the air) "Did I tell you, you smell so good?"
Julia : (smiling politely, slightly flattered) "Oh, thanks."
Romeo : (grinning, eyes wide with excitement) "It reminds me of our school janitor, Mr. Dustin Floors!"
Julia : (face freezing, eyebrows shooting up in disbelief) "Excuse me?!"
Romeo : (completely oblivious, gesturing enthusiastically) "Yeah, he smelled amazing ! Like lemons and pine trees mixed with... I don't know, pure nostalgia. He was so sweet, too. Always gave me extra mints from his pocket."
Julia : (jaw dropping, eyes narrowing) "Are you... comparing me to a janitor?"
Romeo : (nodding earnestly) "Not just any janitor—Mr. Dustin Floors! He was a legend. One time, he mopped the entire gym in under 10 minutes. The man was a machine."
Julia stood up, grabbed her bag, and said, "I've had enough. Goodbye."
Romeo : (winking) "Oh, don't play hard to get now....."
Julia : (fuming, her face red) "I'll never go on a date with you again."
Romeo : (shrugging, still grinning) "See you tomorrow....." .
Back at the house..
Jack and Noa were laughing hysterically, tears streaming down their faces. (They had followed Romeo to the date.)
Jack : (doubled over, clutching his stomach) "I told you it wouldn't last 30 minutes!"
Noa : (wiping tears from his eyes, shaking his head) "I can't believe I bet against him again. That guy's a walking disaster."
Jack sent a message to the group chat: "Romeo strikes again. The date lasted 25 minutes. Pay up, Noa!"
Friend 1 : (laughing emoji) "Told you he'd lose."
Friend 2 : (smirking) "Romeo's negative rizz is legendary."