Translator: AnubisTL
Since it was a self-sustaining, non-profit effort to cultivate Spirit Nurturing Realm cultivators, Gu Feng was extremely frugal when it came to refining the Innate Realm-Breaking Pills, cutting corners on ingredients to an outrageous degree.
As a result, the pills he produced were pockmarked and unsightly, causing Yan Yexue to shake her head in disapproval.
Fortunately, after half a month of diligent research, Gu Feng finally managed to figure it out.
Here, he must sternly commend Yan Yexue. Although she was proud, she was absolutely meticulous and selfless when it came to alchemy.
In order to verify that the pills Gu Feng refined were harmless to the human body, Yan Yexue gritted her teeth and tested the pill on herself!
And so—
A scene that made one blush uncontrollably unfolded!
The Innate Realm-Breaking Diarrhea Pill that Gu Feng refined had an exceptionally potent effect, with diarrhea-inducing results that were off the charts.
Yan Yexue had planned to return to a private place to deal with the issue as soon as she noticed something was wrong. However, as soon as she swallowed the pill, she lost control of her stomach.
The pain was excruciating, so intense that even her strong will couldn't muster the strength to walk.
On the verge of an accident, Gu Feng reluctantly took out a container and handed it to Yan Yexue.
"Go ahead, holding in urine can get you far, but diarrhea leaves you stranded. Don't be embarrassed!"
He even added, "After you're done, clean the container. I'm going to sell it."
Listen to this! Such disgusting words, yet Gu Feng said them so casually. What kind of person is he?!
If she could have taken even one step, Yan Yexue would have never used Gu Feng's container. But she simply couldn't hold it any longer.
Between soiling her pants or using the container, even a fool would know which option to choose.
Splash—
In her pain and dizziness, Yan Yexue didn't have time to think too much. She took the container, placed it beneath her, and let it all out.
Just as she was relieving herself with abandon, a head appeared in front of her.
"You... why are you still here?" Yan Yexue was stunned when she saw Gu Feng, then exclaimed in shock.
"Don't mind me, you do your thing, I'll refine my pills. We won't interfere with each other!" Gu Feng took out a handkerchief, covered his nose and mouth, and said with a smile.
Yan Yexue was going crazy. Is this something a human being would say?
A female cultivator, having diarrhea in front of a man—is this really about interference or not?
"You... get out of here!!" Yan Yexue's cheeks flushed red as she screamed. If she hadn't been incapacitated, she would have beaten Gu Feng to a pulp.
"I can't leave. I need to focus on refining pills. The Realm-Breaking Pills take too long to make. Even though I've tried to shorten the process, it still takes five days to produce one batch.
One batch yields nine pills. Even if I operate a hundred Pill Furnaces simultaneously, I can only produce 2,700 pills in a month.
Distributed among the cultivators, each person would get less than six pills. The efficacy is only one-third of the genuine product, so whether they can break through is still a question.
I might have to refine for another month... I really can't afford to waste any more time. Developing the pill formula took half a month, and with the Grand Harmony Academy's entrance exam just two and a half months away..." Gu Feng said with a pained expression. Refining pills for such a long time was a grueling task for him, and it was extremely challenging!
"You... you—" Yan Yexue's chest heaved with rage, her silver teeth clenched tightly, wishing she could bite Gu Feng to death right then and there.
At this moment, she deeply regretted trying the pill here.
Heavens above, earth below, she never imagined that the Innate Realm-Breaking Pill Gu Feng had replicated would have the side effect of causing diarrhea.
Among the ingredients used to refine the pill, there were not only no components that could cause diarrhea, but there were also several Spirit Herbs that could actually stop it.
No matter how hard she racked her brain, she couldn't figure out why every pill Gu Feng refined, regardless of its grade, had the effect of causing diarrhea. It was simply absurd.
"You... go refine your pills in another Alchemy Room!"
"I can't! Only this Alchemy Room has a hundred Pill Furnaces. If there were another Alchemy Room available, I wouldn't be refining pills in a latrine either!" Gu Feng frowned, his tone filled with disdain.
The mention of "latrine" instantly shattered Yan Yexue's composure.
"By the way, what on earth do you usually eat? Your excrement smells so foul. I hope it doesn't contaminate the pills I'm refining. I really can't afford to fail—this is related to my 50-billion project!" While refining the pill, Gu Feng also complained about the stench of Yan Yexue's waste.
Perhaps because all hundred Pill Furnaces were operating simultaneously, the Pill Fire was too intense, and the Heat Dissipation Formation in the Alchemy Room couldn't expel the heat in time.
As a result, the Alchemy Room became both foul and stifling. Gu Feng continued refining the pill while dry heaving.
This was like a steel knife stabbing straight into Yan Yexue's heart, causing her cheeks to flush red down to her neck, her forehead drenched in sweat, and her toes curling in embarrassment to the point of digging out a three-bedroom apartment.
"You... give me a cloth to cover myself!" After who knows how long, Yan Yexue's weak voice finally came through.
"Better not. You're hiding behind the Pill Furnace anyway, so I can't see you. It's too hot here, and if you cover yourself with a cloth, I'm afraid you'll pass out from the heat.
If you faint, your filth will definitely spill everywhere, and I won't pull you out."
Gu Feng's words made Yan Yexue shudder, and she couldn't help but imagine the scene in her mind. She shook her head vigorously.
If something like that really happened, she might not have the courage to live on.
"Then... then use a cloth to cover yourself," Yan Yexue said in a low voice.
"Hey!" Gu Feng tilted his head, looking past the Pill Furnace at Yan Yexue, who was sitting on the vessel, and said helplessly, "Are you out of your mind? I'm in the middle of the Pill Furnace, the hottest spot in the entire Alchemy Room.
Can't you see I'm already sweating like a dog? If I cover myself with a cloth, I'll pass out from the heat, and the furnace will explode. Will you compensate for that? Even if you're willing to, I don't have that much time!"
Yan Yexue glanced up and saw Gu Feng's face flushed red, sweat pouring down, his entire body drenched as if he had just been fished out of water. She immediately abandoned the idea of having him cover himself.
Suddenly, as if realizing something, she exclaimed, "You pervert!"
"Don't get excited. I'm not watching you defecate. What's so interesting about that?" Gu Feng chuckled, pulling his head back. "But I must say, your thighs are so smooth, white, straight, and perfectly rounded!"
If Yan Yexue's face had been red from her cheeks to her neck before, now her entire body was glowing red.
Thankfully, there was no hole in the ground here, or she would have wanted to crawl into it and never come out. The embarrassment was simply too much to bear.
"You scoundrel... jerk... pervert!!" Yan Yexue could only vent her frustration through furious curses.
"You can call me a jerk or a scoundrel, but calling me a pervert is a bit off. Even if I were a pervert, in this current situation, even if you stripped naked, I wouldn't be in the mood!" Gu Feng retorted with a smirk, silently adding in his mind, If I wanted to see you, it's as easy as blinking. Why go through all the trouble?
"You... you—" Yan Yexue was both furious and humiliated, glaring at Gu Feng from behind the Pill Furnace, her eyes blazing with anger. In her heart, she cursed him hundreds of times.
However, the Innate Realm-Breaking Pill Gu Feng had concocted was far too potent. She had been suffering from its effects for an entire day, nearly collapsing from exhaustion, yet the effects showed no signs of stopping.
"Have you noticed any side effects yet?"
"N-no!" Yan Yexue's head was spinning, her body swaying unsteadily, on the verge of collapsing.
"So, does that mean it can be used on those at the ninth level of the Innate Realm?" Gu Feng pressed on.
"Yes..." Yan Yexue forced herself to stay conscious, barely managing to respond.
She kept mentally urging herself: Don't faint, absolutely don't faint.
"Then, how much do you think a single Realm-Breaking Pill can increase a cultivator's chances of breaking through?"
After asking this, Gu Feng waited for a response, but none came. At first, he thought Yan Yexue was pondering and evaluating the pill's efficacy.
After calling out to her several times with no reply, a sense of dread crept into his heart.
He leaned over to take a look at Yan Yexue's condition, and in an instant, his eyes widened as if a thunderbolt had struck him from the heavens, splitting his skull and jolting his soul.
Sss—
No way, did she really pass out from... that?
(End of the Chapter)
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