…Merlin even without the Arthur."
Another!
"El Mago on the pitch, Britain's in love with David Silva[1]. David on the silver screen, Britain loves Hollywood, holy wood, Merlyn Wood[2]
Merlin with the wooden staff, Merlin with the wooden staff
Merlin with the wooden staff is mad. Merlin with the wooden staff is merde. Merlin with the wooden staff is Myrrdin.
Myrrdin, Myrrdin, Myrddin
Myrddin is Merlin's original name before Merlin became popular. Hydlide [3]was where the health bar in role-playing games was introduced but Dragon Buster[4] was the one that made it popular
Dragon Buster, Dragon Buster, Dragon Buster
Dragon Buster released in 1984, 1984 like Orwell[5]. Oh well, George just killed the dragon[6].
Killed the dragon, killed the dragon, killed the dragon
Britain loves Killing Eve[7]. Not Season 4 for that is when Villanelle got killed.
Killed, Killed, Killed
Jodie[8] killed Ctrl like its a deluxe. That is what Season 4 feels like to America: A deluxe it can do without. Still, Britain binges it again and again for Britain loves Jodie[9].
Jodie, Jodie, Jodie
Britain loves Jodie as much as it loves SZA[10]
SZA, SZA, SZA
Long live SZA! The Caesar is dead. Long live SZA!
SZA, SZA, SZA
The Salad is dead. Long live Sea Czar!"
See Czar, See Czar, See Czar
Saw King and he was red. Read about King Charles III 's painting and blushed. Blushed all the way red like his uniform of the Welsh Guards
Welsh, Welsh, Welsh
Will the King be as traditional as the Welsh soup (Cawl) or as progressive as the Archmagos Belisarius [11](Cawl)? Merlin has no f****** idea.
Do you?
[1] Man City player (2010 -2020) known as “Merlin.”
[2] A member of the rap collective Brockhampton (2014-2022)
[3] Action role-playing game released in 1984 in Japan
[4] Action role-playing game released in 1984 in Japan
[5] The author of 1984. Full name is George Orwell
[6] Popular legend of Saint George slaying a dragon
[7] TV Series of four seasons (2018-2022)
[8] Song 21 / Last song of SZA’s Ctrl Deluxe (released in 2022)
[9] Jodie Comer who plays Villanelle in Killing Eve (she’s so hot!!!)
[10] Real name : Solána Imani Rowe
[11] A Warhammer 40K character. Coincidentally, Warhammer 40K is a British creation