Eunuch Gao relaxed on a recliner bamboo chair and drank some fruit wine as he lazed under the sun.
This was why Eunuch Gao would rather suffer than leave his job.
All he had to do was just to lie and relax and "diligently" maintain communication, taking care of, and handling the benefits of the boundary keeper that "diligently" never left his post.
In the entire palace, Eunuch Gao felt his job was one of, if not the best.
He might not be as high ranking as those eunuchs that served the Empress, but in terms of enjoyment, benefit, and leisure, he was top.
Of course it was all low key, after all no one must know.
He also did a good job of crafting a good image of being busy to his superiors.
How the boundary keeper was asking him this, how the boundary keeper wanted that.
Eunuch Gao chuckled to himself as he turned, on the chair, day dreaming about the fair working ladies and companions (prostitutes) of the capital red light districts.
Their soft supple bodies, their cheap rogue on top their still pleasant face, their cheap but still fragrant fragrance.
As for an Eunuch knew about the capital red light districts, ...
Eunuch gao was off in his day dreams, remembering his escapades.
He could feel it , he could smell it.
he could truly smell it.
Wait, what was this smell!
It wasn't pleasant, that pleasant familiar smell.
Unlike the nice smell he was familiar with, this was more of a fecal smell.
For Eunuch Gao it wasn't a beautiful dream again, the bad odor awakening his senses and the whole of him from his dream.
Eunuch gao opened his eyes to find an hairy weird behind directly in front of him.
Shocked at this adrupt sight, he couldn't help but let out a loud shrill scream of panic at the strange butt in front of him.
Scared the butt owner too also turn towards the source of the scream and let out a loud bleat.
....
Lin Ping leaving the his enclosed now former home took a breath of the air.
Which wasn't any different from the one in his former home, but felt fresher to Lin Ping.
With extremely dashing features and a beautiful physique, against the back drop of the bright day sun he looked like a descended celestial prince.
But with his imperial robes, sorry color washed black robe, and his entourage, sorry goats, chicken, oxen, and cargo, it made funny sight.
Lin Ping had never left the boundary habitat but he knew where to go next.
it wasn't hard, just at the side after exiting the left gate he came across a small courtyard which Lin Ping already, having read it in Father lin Pang's diary knew belonged the eunuch in charge of the boundary keeper's matters and entered.
Together with his crew, as for leaving entourage.
it wasn't an option!, who knew if there was a thi*f.
Entering Lin Ping smiled as he didn't need to stress much or look around, certain he had found his liaison as the person in the front of the home, laying on a recliner bamboo wood chair.
it had to be this fatty dressed in eunuch robes, from his relaxed aura, it was most likely the owner of this courtyard and the person he was looking for.
Lin Ping held the token that signified the status of the boumdary keeper and approached.
" hello ", snores response.
" hello ", snores response.
"Hello! "
.....
thirty minutes later
after numerous hellos, still snores.
At one point earlier he had gone from gently calling out this eunuch to raising his voice a bit, yet still snores!
If not for the fact that the other party was his liaison/superior, he would have slapped him awake!
If not for the fact that Lin Ping was not yet certain on the custom, culture, or type of world he was in, he would have slapped the other party awake!
As an avid novel reader, Lin Ping was aware that any thing could happen in a reincarnation, and it's world.
If he went ahead to slap the fatty, and the fatty was a cultivator/ wizard/ warrior /whatever possible thing, and he ended being killed.
Having died once, Lin Ping didn't want to die again.
Double emphasis, having reincarnated in this beautiful body, he absolutely didn't want to die.
Alas nothing would save celsetial Prince Lin Ping but his entourage, having waited for long, calling out to the other party with no response.
Lin Ping stood there, already soul sleeping, waiting for when the fat bastard would finally wake up and see a visitor.
Then he heard a scream...
Ahh!
What is this!
Who are you?!