I Paused My Novel, Now I’m the Weakest NPC?

I was this close to losing my virginity And being richest person in world, Romantic lights, snacks ready, deodorant fully applied... And then—TRUCK-KUN said: > "Nope. Isekai time." But it’s not just any isekai. No. I got thrown into my own trash novel. A novel I wrote during a caffeine high. One I abandoned at chapter 50. One where I barely remember the plot. And the worst part? I’m not the hero. Not the villain. Not even the comic relief. I’m an NPC. A background villager. The kind that dies when the main character needs motivation. Now I’m stuck in a half-baked fantasy world filled with unfinished plotlines, overpowered idiots, and magical systems I completely BS’d on the spot. The only way to survive? Improvise. Lie. Pretend I know what’s going on.