"Whoosh..."Tang San suddenly sidestepped, narrowly dodging Dai Mubai's fierce punch.
The wind from the fist brushed past his face.
"You actually dare to dodge?!"
Dai Mubai was furious. Light erupted beneath his feet, and three soul rings rose into the air.With White Tiger possession activated, a blinding pale light burst out from his body.
His muscles swelled violently. A "王" symbol appeared on his forehead.His arms doubled in size, covered in white fur.From his palms extended sharp, claw-like blades nearly eight inches long.His pupils split into four and turned a deep, eerie blue.
"Swish swish..."
His clawed hands slashed viciously at Tang San.
"Mysterious Jade Hand!"
Tang San flinched. This white-haired lunatic was actually going all out!
He quickly activated his technique—his hands turned jade-white, energy spiraling faintly around them.
"Clang clang clang..."
He blocked Dai Mubai's crazed attacks.
Dai Mubai's arms spun like helicopter blades.
"Swish swish..."
And kept swinging at Tang San.
"You mad dog!"
Tang San was forced to retreat by the furious onslaught.
Sparks flew from the repeated clashes of the Mysterious Jade Hand."Bang!"
Dai Mubai, like a rabid dog,smashed Tang San, sending him flying.
"Boom!"
He crashed heavily into the wall.
"That's enough!" Tang San's face darkened.
"Ding! Plot modification task triggered."
[Tang San is enraged by the mad-dog Dai Mubai and leaps up from the ground, lunging at him like a wild beast.]
Two characters are modifiable.
Zhang Fan froze at the scene for a moment, then quickly moved his thoughts—and changed the character "lunge" (扑) to "kiss" (吻).
"Ding! Plot modification successful. The plot is now unhinged. Reward: 90 modification points."
Tang San, enraged by the mad-dog Dai Mubai,suddenly leapt up from the ground,and like a ravenous beast—kissed Dai Mubai.
"Uh..."
Dai Mubai's eyes widened as he saw Tang San pouting his lips toward him.
"What are you doing?! Don't come any closer!"
Dai Mubai felt like his body was filled with lead—he couldn't move!
He shrieked. This freak! Why is he doing this?!
Tang San was equally stunned. Just now he thought his godmother was curvy and beautiful…
Now how the hell did he end up lunging at Dai Mubai?
Was this some sort of primal instinct?!Tang San felt like he'd lost his mind."Tch..." He wanted to stop.
But his body refused to obey.
And then—he kissed him.
"BLEURGH!"
Instant nausea. Like he'd just eaten sh*t.
"Holy sh*t—"
Dai Mubai roared and slapped the pervert Tang San across the room.
Then he pounced and started pounding on him.
"BANG BANG!" After landing several punches,he suddenly stopped,clutched his mouth like a weeping maiden, and ran out of the restroom back to the dorm—retching the entire way.
He frantically scrubbed his mouth with a towel.
Just thinking about Tang San's disgusting face made him want to vomit again.
How could Tang San be such a pervert?!So damn gross!
Meanwhile, Tang San lay on the floor of the restroom.
But he wasn't in pain because of his face or stomach getting punched—
He was questioning his sexual orientation.
How could this happen?!
He always thought he liked Xiao Wu.
From the first time he saw her, he felt she was the girl he'd pursue for life.
But with all this weird crap going on—No, not weird—downright unhinged stuff...
He even started seeing his godmother as seductive... and now he kissed... Dai?!
Just thinking about it made him want to puke.
He staggered to the sink, scrubbing his mouth and vomiting repeatedly.
"Master, I'm hungry... I need a kiss~" Xiao Wu pouted sweetly beside Zhang Fan.
"Are you hungry for food... or something else?"
Zhang Fan smirked, seeing her blushing face.
"Both~" Xiao Wu replied shyly.
"Then kiss yourself." Zhang Fan stood up.
Xiao Wu quickly pecked his cheek, feeling like she'd just tasted honey—already a little full.
After brushing his teeth and washing his face, Zhang Fan led Xiao Wu outside.
"Let's go get breakfast!"
"Okay!" Xiao Wu jumped excitedly.
The morning air was fresh and a little chilly.
As they stepped out of the dorms, they saw Ning Rongrong and Zhu Zhuqing also coming out.
"Good morning!"
Xiao Wu ran ahead:
"Wanna get breakfast together?"
"Sure! Did you get up early to find your Brother Fan? Are you two siblings?"
Ning Rongrong asked curiously.
"Nope! We came from Notting Academy together!"
Xiao Wu shook her head.
"Ohh, I see!" Ning Rongrong nodded.
The group walked ahead.
Shrek Academy had rented about one-third of the village as its campus. Wooden cabins served as school buildings, not far from Soto City.
They weren't familiar with the area yet.
After walking for a while, they spotted smoke rising in the distance. Probably where food was.
There were farmers working nearby.
An ox pulled a plow while a farmer tilled the soil.
Suddenly, the sound of a quarrel broke out up ahead. A teenage girl and boy were arguing.The girl looked about 14 or 15, plain-looking but full of youthful energy, dressed simply—probably a local.
The boy she was arguing with looked about the same age as Zhang Fan and the others.Short hair, small eyes, chubby cheeks, and some scruffy facial hair.
The girl looked nervous but determined:"Ma Hongjun, I can't take it anymore. Let's break up!"
"Cuihua… What did I do wrong?! I've always liked you!"
Ma Hongjun was confused, biting his lip.
"Whoa... They're actually a couple!"
Xiao Wu blinked in surprise.
"You're a good person, but we're just not right for each other.I'm older than you, and I can't handle your... desires.It's better if you find someone else."
Cuihua blushed as she spoke.
"But weren't you enjoying it back then?!"
Ma Hongjun was totally lost.
"How about one last time before we break up?If not, I'm not letting you go!"
He grabbed Cuihua's hand, refusing to let her leave.
"No! Please let me go!"
Cuihua panicked like a frightened bird, struggling and gasping.
"Hehe..." Ma Hongjun's face lit up with excitement.
"Let go of your pig hands!"
Xiao Wu huffed angrily:"Didn't you hear her say no, you pig-eared perv?!"
"Who the hell are you?! Mind your own—"
Before he could finish, he looked up—and froze when he saw the cute girl before him.
"Damn… what a hottie! How about you become my girlfriend instead? I'll let her go!"
Ma Hongjun leered at Xiao Wu, his eyes shamelessly scanning her up and down.
"Nice body! I like it!"
Then he noticed the other two girls behind her—
"Whoa... a pure-looking one, and a tall, icy-hot one... I want them all!"
"You're asking for a beating!"
Xiao Wu's eyes turned cold. She hadn't expected this guy to be such a filthy creep.
"You... How could you?!"
Cuihua was shocked. She didn't expect Ma Hongjun to be this unfaithful—flirting with random girls while still holding her hand.
(End of Chapter)