Yu Xiaogang pretended not to know Zhang Fan, suddenly dropping to her knees in front of him.
"What's going on?"
Shui Yue'er stared in disbelief as the female version of Yu Xiaogang suddenly knelt before Zhang Fan, her eyes wide with shock.
"Uh…"
Shui Bing'er froze for a few seconds. She hadn't expected this female Yu Xiaogang to go nuts too.
This world of Douluo Dalu was vast, and full of lunatics—especially the ones around Zhang Fan.
Every time someone ran into him, at least one person would go bonkers.
But they were always irrelevant people.
As long as they themselves didn't lose it, everything was fine.
"Ancestor… please take me in! I'm willing to be your descendant!"
The female version of Yu Xiaogang knelt on the ground, bowing her head in complete devotion.
"Did she take the wrong meds?"
Shui Yue'er stood frozen, nearly laughing at the absurdity of the scene.
This was her first time encountering such a bizarre character.
Who just kneels out of nowhere and acknowledges someone as their ancestor? Was her skin made of titanium? Or did she simply have no shame?
Maybe she thought Zhang Fan was filthy rich and that made her go crazy?
"I don't want a descendant like you. You can scram now."
Zhang Fan, after enjoying the satisfaction of being worshipped, told her to get lost.
With that rejection, Yu Xiaogang snapped back to her senses. She realized Zhang Fan was standing before her.
And she herself was kneeling in front of him. Her head throbbed with pain, and as she touched it, she noticed it was bleeding.
She froze again.
How did she lose it once more and end up kneeling before Zhang Fan?
She was speechless.
She thought her life had changed for the better—that she wouldn't go crazy anymore. But once she met Zhang Fan, it all unraveled.
She wanted nothing more than to bite him to death.
Every time she met him, nothing good ever happened.
But she couldn't beat him. The frustration was real.
"Whoosh…"
Yu Xiaogang fled in panic.
She remembered getting punched into panda-eyes by Zhang Fan last night and flying through the air. Anger boiled within her.
She ran as if the devil were chasing her.
Meanwhile, Shui Bing'er and Shui Yue'er stood there stunned.
Totally confused.
Afterward, they went for a stroll around Spirit City.
The two beauties were in a great mood hanging out with Zhang Fan.
They quickly finished exploring the city, and Zhang Fan treated them to all kinds of delicious food.
Then it was time to return.
"Hmm, now that we're parting, I feel a little reluctant. How about a goodbye hug?"
Shui Yue'er bit her lip, her cheeks blushing as she took the initiative.
Shui Bing'er didn't expect her sister to be so bold.
But she also felt a little emotional. Parting ways with Zhang Fan like this left a sense of regret.
So a farewell hug it was.
That would ease the feeling in her heart.
"Alright then, let's hug it out."
Zhang Fan turned and opened his arms, stepping toward Shui Yue'er.
Shui Yue'er was thrilled. She hadn't expected that casual suggestion to be accepted.
Her heart raced. She grew nervous but was very excited.
She then threw herself into Zhang Fan's embrace. The feeling was amazing—his chest was warm.
She could smell his faint, unique scent, and feel that different sensation—
Like lying on clouds.
After the hug, Zhang Fan moved to Shui Bing'er.
A warm, charming smile lit up his face.
Shui Bing'er grew a bit tense. Her body stiffened slightly. After all, she was not like Shui Yue'er—different personalities meant different reactions.
She was nervous because she was excited. The excitement made her body stiffen.
But she was happy.
Zhang Fan took the initiative to pull her into a hug.
Her heart bloomed like spring sunshine—warm and comforting.
Zhang Fan also thoroughly enjoyed hugging both beauties. He hadn't expected hugging them would feel so great.
Especially feeling their well-proportioned figures—
Absolutely delightful.
Then he parted from Shui Bing'er too.
After that, the two beauties took their leave from him.
Night fell.
Tang San and Tang Hao sat by the campfire.
"Xiao San, from now on, I'll be training you!"
Tang Hao said seriously.
"Alright… Was it the Spirit Hall that killed Mom?"
Tang San asked seriously after a moment of thought.
"You're not ready to know that yet. When you're strong enough, I'll tell you."
Tang Hao shook his head and patted Tang San on the shoulder.
"I know you've got a lot of questions, but the time isn't right."
"Okay."
Tang San nodded.
The firelight painted their faces red.
A chicken roasted on the flames.
"Your mother was actually a hundred-thousand-year-old spirit beast at maturity stage."
Tang Hao suddenly spoke after a moment.
"Like Xiao Wu?"
Tang San immediately thought of Xiao Wu.
"Xiao Wu is still in the infancy stage, but your mom was already mature. Usually, one reaches maturity at level sixty. Your mother had already become a Title Douluo."
Tang Hao explained earnestly.
"I see."
Tang San listened intently as Tang Hao told him all about spirit beasts transforming into human forms, nodding repeatedly.
Then they headed toward the Heaven Dou Empire.
The journey was smooth. They arrived in a city.
After dinner…
Tang San went to use the toilet and arrived in front of the restroom.
Ding! Story Alteration Mission Triggered.
[Tang San arrives at the toilet, pushes open the door, and goes inside.]
You may alter up to five characters.
Zhang Fan was surprised. He didn't expect to still receive system notifications related to Tang San, even after all this time.
He chuckled wickedly and added a "not" after "pushes", then changed "goes inside" to "can't go in."
Ding! Plot modification successful. Minor Madness Reward: 30 Edit Points.
Tang San arrived at the toilet, pushed the door—
But it wouldn't open. He couldn't go in.
So he waited. But the longer he waited, the more urgent it got. He thought someone must be inside.
His legs clamped together, his face turning pale.
Both ends were threatening to burst.
He was barely holding on.
Minute by minute, the desperation grew. His face turned beet red.
Tang Hao stood nearby, watching.
What was his son doing just standing outside the toilet looking so anxious?
Was someone in there?
He shook his head.
Tang San was clearly at his limit.
Pffft…
In the end, he wet his pants—and even sprayed out some S.
His eyes bulged.
How did it come to this?
He had waited there for thirty minutes.
Then, the toilet door suddenly opened by itself.
It was completely empty.
But he had already turned into a mess.
In a fit of rage, he kicked the toilet door down.
Then bolted in embarrassment.
Tang Hao witnessed the whole thing and helplessly shook his head.
No one was in the toilet, yet his son didn't go in.
He just didn't get it.
And now the toilet was destroyed.
He was speechless.
Didn't even know what to say.
This brat—never learns the good stuff, only picks up bad habits.
Zhang Fan almost laughed out loud just thinking about Tang San holding in his pee.
It was too ridiculous.
How could the system even issue such a mission?
Still, it made him a bit happy.
Too satisfying.
Tang Hao was disappointed in his son. But he had no choice—he had to personally guide him, or else Yu Xiaogang might lead him astray.
(End of Chapter)