Sam began to explain his reason.
"When I was 18 years old," (Roslin murmured, "It's still last year") "I used to wake up and check my Facebook friend requests, but it was always empty, like how some of the NPC's brain are. But then, one day, to my surprise, I woke up to see a friend request from 'Angel Naro.' Her profile picture was so beautiful, like a Korean model." (She had probably downloaded it from Pinterest.)
"I was so nervous because I hadn't gotten any friend requests in years. I nervously accepted her friend request, and then to my surprise she texted me, saying, 'Hey handsome...'
"I exploded from nervousness and replied, saying, 'Hello LEGMANY,' trying to be funny with her." (Opposite of Handsome.) "I later realized that I had said something very stupid, but she continued to keep up with my not-so-funny jokes, and we continued talking, getting to know each other. The next day, she said she wanted to meet me in person, and I agreed.
"At around 5 p.m., I reached the meeting spot. She didn't seem to be turning up, so I texted her and asked where she was. She replied, saying she was almost there. Knowing I had fallen in love with Angel Naro, I texted her, saying,
"'I think I might be falling for you... like, literally, I'm falling off a cliff, and you're the only one who can save me!'
"I nervously sent it and waited for her to reply. She saw the text and started typing. I got really nervous, wondering what she would say. I thought if she rejects me, I would run away before she arrived. But then a call came from my old mate. I cut his call and waited for her text again. The call came again. I got annoyed and picked up the phone. Before I could even say hello, my old mate started laughing so hard, saying, 'You stupid lover, such a simp.'
"I was confused and asked, 'What do you mean?' My mate said to look at Angel Naro's text. I looked at her text and found a picture of him laughing. He had pretended to be Angel Naro.
"I felt humiliated listening to him laughing over the phone. He jokingly said, 'I'll save you when you fall down the cliff, don't worry, babe!'
"I got angry and said, 'Why did you prank me like this?' He said he just wanted to call me over for his party. He knew I wouldn't come if he called me directly, so he pretended to be Angel Naro. He didn't even think it would work, but instead, I even confessed my love to him. 'Ah, cringe,' he said, and continued laughing.
"Then," Sam said to them, "I was a victim of a scam. This world is fake. I'm scared of love, especially when it involves boys."
Roslin said, "You were just stupid."
Chingla said, "You are a simp."
Tsunami hit him on the head and said, "How could you fall for such an obvious prank?" Everyone nodded their heads, agreeing with her. Sam said, "Are you also secretly a guy too? Why are you so aggressive?"