SPARTAN RUMBLE: Rise of the Finisher King
Episode 1: Welcome to Revolution Wrestling (RW)
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Scene 1: The Indie Beatdown
The gym stank of sweat, cheap deodorant, and shattered dreams. Rusty chairs lined the aisles, and a crowd of barely twenty screamed half-hearted chants. Ethan, or "Spartan" as he called himself, stood behind a cracked mirror in a damp locker room. His ring gear? Discount trunks, a tank top three sizes too small, and duct-taped boots.
This was it. Match number 38.
No wins. No fame. Just bruises.
Just pain.
Just vibes.
Just tragedy.
He took a deep breath, whispered, "Let's not die," and stepped out to the roar of... three drunk guys in the front row.
(Crowd: "YEAHHH! You got this, Spartoast!!" 🍞)
DING DING!
He charged in, yelling, "SPEAR!" but his opponent sidestepped, sending him flying face-first into the ropes (WHAM! 💥)
He bounced up, spun around for his "Rear-View Butt Attack" — a desperate hip thrust to the face — but missed so badly he tripped and landed on his own ankle.
ONE... TWO... THREE.
Match over.
Announcer (cackling): "That's Spartan's 38th loss! Somebody get that kid a day job!"
(Audience: "BOOOO! Get a TikTok!" 📱)
Backstage, an interviewer shoved a mic in his face.
Interviewer: "Spartan, thoughts after another crushing loss?"
Ethan (deadpan): "Honestly? I just wanted a donut."
(Silence... then a soft "same" from the crowd 🍩)
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Opening Theme: Welcome to Revolution Wrestling (RW)
[SCENE: A holographic city in the sky 🌆. Four floating brands dominate the skyline — each a kingdom of pain and pride.]
Narrator:
"In the multiverse of sport and spectacle, one federation rules them all — Revolution Wrestling. Here, strength is currency. Pain is performance. And every legend... is forged by one thing:
The Finisher. 💥"
[Montage of brands flashing across the screen:]
Yellow Brand: Rookie turf. Clown fights, wild dreams, underdog chaos. 🤡
Green Brand: Flashy rebels, twisted rules. No filters. 💚
Red Brand: The elite stage. Clean wars. Honorable champions. 🔴
Blue Brand: Ruthless. Unforgiving. Home of the apex predators. 🔵
[Cut to Ethan's indie match footage. He flails. The crowd jeers. The screen glitches.]
Narrator: "Among monsters, gods, and legends… came a joke."
(Ethan falls face-first again. Sad trumpet noise 🎺)
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Scene 2: Double A's Arrival
[Cut to press conference. Ethan is announced as the newest Yellow Brand recruit. Laughter breaks out. 🤣]
Then… the lights dimmed.
BOOM. Music hit. The arena shook.
(Fire explodes. Pyro everywhere. Fans screaming. 🔥)
Double A — the Undisputed Multiversal Champion — marched down the aisle like an avalanche in boots.
(Crowd: "DOUBLE A! DOUBLE A! DOUBLE A! 🅰️🅰️🅰️")
Double A: "So this is the rookie? You don't even look like a warm-up."
Ethan (nervous): "I—I wanna learn. From the best."
Double A (smirking): "Then learn this."
SLAM!!
He hit the Game Over: Apex Drop — a skull-rattling double-underhook slam that echoed across the multiverse.
(CRACK! 💀🔥)
Girls ran to Ethan's aid. Ethan was motionless.
> Move Breakdown:
The Apex Drop is like flipping someone upside-down, locking their arms behind their back, stuffing their head between your knees, and jumping as high as you can — slamming their face into the mat.
Brutal. Fast. Game over.
(Similar to Triple H's Pedigree but MULTIVERSAL.)
Double A (standing over him coldly):
"Welcome to the deep end."
"Hmmmmmm…"
"Welcome to the big leagues, kid. Now stay down…"
"Cause you do! Not! Want! To get up!!"
(Smiles evilly. 😈)
Ethan lay still… but something had ignited.
The desire to beat that champion.
(Cue dramatic sting ⚡)
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Scene 3: Spark of the Finisher King
Alone in the locker room, battered and broken, Ethan's hand twitched.
Pain flooded his body. Shame flooded his mind.
Then… the door creaked.
A strange light shimmered in a dusty corner.
There, half-buried beneath old mats, lay a scroll glowing with strange energy.
"The Book of Every Finisher." 📜✨
Ethan's eyes widened. He touched it…
And a surge of memories hit him.
Suplexes. Drivers. Powerbombs. Cutters. Submissions. Centuries of finishers!
(The Matrix… but with body slams 💪)
Ethan (whispering):
"If I can master them all… I won't just survive.
I'll win."
(Cue epic music swelling 🎶)
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Scene 4: Enter Yellow Brand
Ethan's training began under the wild chaos of the Yellow Brand.
His Spear? Cleaner. Faster. Meaner. ⚡
His Rear-View Butt Attack?
Upgraded into the Spartan Smash — a senton-style hip dive that actually landed.
(Fans: "YOOO HE HIT IT! 🍑💥")
He trained nonstop — superkicks, moonsaults, sharpshooters, top-rope dives.
Wrestling became war. Art. Obsession.
Soon, he'd face his first real hurdles:
Blitz Kid (Yellow World Champ): A trash-talking speedster with a Lightning Lariat ⚡
Lila Moon (Women's Champ): A submission queen with her Moon Clutch 🌙
Kiff Streak (Cruiserweight Champ): High-flyer with unpredictable air attacks (🌀✈️)
But Ethan's eyes weren't on them.
They were locked on Frank Cino — the Red Brand Galactic World Champion.
Whose Starstruck Toss could launch you into orbit… then crush you like a bug.
(💫💀 BOOM!)
And beyond Frank… was Double A — the apex predator.
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Scene 5: Brotherly Beatdown
At another press event, Ethan tried to keep it cool.
He was the new Yellow rookie now. Training hard. Improving.
Enter Kevin "Ice Vein" — Blue Brand Interstellar Champion… and Ethan's older brother. ❄️
Kevin (smirking): "Still alive, huh?"
Ethan (gritting teeth): "I'm not the same guy."
Kevin: "Let's fix that."
BAM!
Skyshatter Kick to the face.
(Ethan down. Again. 😵💢)
Kevin (mocking):
"Welcome to RW, little bro. Don't choke… again.
And you may want to put some ice on your face."
(Mic drop. ❄️🎤)
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End of Episode 1
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Narrator (fade-in):
"This is the story of a joke… who dared to master them all.
The story of the Finisher King."
(Theme hits. Fireworks explode. Audience chanting: SPARTAN! SPARTAN! SPARTAN! 🔥)
Next Time on Revolution Wrestling:
Ethan begins his brutal Yellow Brand initiation.
Teams emerge. Finishers fly.
New tag partner?!??
Find out next episode…
(To be continued... ⏳)