So yeah, I'm officially **6 years old** now. One might say, "Aethonix, you're growing fast!" But nah bro, lemme tell you something wild—**one year in this world is like 4.2 Earth years.** Do the math: in Earth time, I'm basically **25 years old**. Twenty-five, and I'm 3 feet tall. *3 feet.* At this rate, if I go to Earth, I'm either playing point guard for the gnome league or getting mistaken for an overgrown toddler with a vocabulary problem.
Anyway, my **stone city is done**—yeah, *city*, not village anymore, we're evolving out here like Pokémon. One year of hard work and now everyone's living like barbarian royalty. The Aurorian version of HGTV would go feral if they saw our progress.
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**About the Whole Baby Thing...**
So you remember my mom was pregnant? Yeah, she's *still* pregnant. I asked about it and the Bone Circle hit me with, "Oh yeah, because of your bloodline, it takes 2 years." *TWO YEARS*. That's like 8 Earth years. I was like, "Bro, is the baby downloading DLC?" Apparently, it's normal for Chieftain bloodlines. My grandfather and grandmother were both "special," but also... they died mysteriously. Nobody really talks about it. *Suspicious, but okay, moving on...*
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**Let's Talk Expansion**
I pitched an idea to the tribe—make this place the capital, then send 1,000 peeps to settle other lands. Y'know, expand, explore, be awesome.
Some agreed. Most were like, "*No manpower. Too early. Please don't make us leave your divine presence, my lord Aethonix.*"
Yeah… being adored has its limits.
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**The Kaiju Incident**
So I went hunting with Knox and the Iron Fang boys. We're chilling, right? Then BAM. A **lake monster** pops up. Thing looked like a rejected "Pacific Rim" kaiju—scales, teeth, size of a house. I panicked and accidentally fired **40 ice lances**. It died instantly. Knox just stared at me like I slapped reality itself.
"Is it edible?" I asked.
He goes, "Yeah… your father killed one before."
Excuse me, **WHAT**?
Apparently, *everything is edible* if you're an Aurorian. Also found out we're **immune to most poisons**. Like—what even are we? Vampires? Gods? Anime protagonists?
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**Dumb Ways to Die**
We've had only **one death** in six years. Cause? Some dude tried to solo **10 Klakeiths**—giant eagle monsters with **10 heads each**. Bro thought he was built different. Turns out he was built *stupid*.
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**Infrastructure Time!**
I ordered some roads. Everyone was like "What is a road?" and I'm out here like Bob the Builder explaining mud, charcoal, seashell powder, and stones. We built it from the city to the lake. Rains kept trying to sabotage us like Mother Nature was mad we were advancing too fast.
Eventually, we got it done after a year. And then...
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**Aethonix Turns 7 – Double Trouble Arrives**
Guess what? My mother finally gave birth—and not to one, but **TWO babies**. Twins. The entire tribe partied like it was the second coming of me.
**Their names?**
- **Aetheria** – The girl, adorable, radiant like the sky itself.
- **Terraka** – The boy, strong grip like he's ready to punch destiny.
Golden eyes. Gray hair. Literal walking anime characters. My fan club expanded by two.
I play with them daily. I swear, it's like I spawned a spin-off show:
*"The Aethonix Twins Show: Featuring Chaos, Cuteness, and Colossal Cuddles."*
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**Coming Next Chapter...**
Also planning on building an academy because why not—I'm basically the Elon Musk of the Neolithic Era.