As I was looking in the mirror I remembered learning something about the series; well in this case world. I remembered in Helluva Boss that whenever a human crosses over from Earth to Hell the sin they are mostly accustomed too determines their species. For example since I'm a hellhound my sin is gluttony. Which makes sense since well I did eat a lot back when I was human but I did do exorcises to keep in shape. I'm surprised I didn't end up as an incubus since my second most worst sin was lust.
Actually now that I think back on it; yeah my worst sin is gluttony since I was more concerned in eating more than checking out males or females. I was mostly more interested in females than males, but once in while some males and females did catch my eye. Anyway I better get back to the office. I started walking out of the bathroom and then it just hit me how do I get back to the office? Oh right since I'm a hellhound now I can probably use my nose.
SNIFF! SNIFF! I smell all four; both Millie and Moxxie plus Loona and Blitz. As I got their scents I started heading their way. I opened the door. "Sorry about that sort of freaked out there for a second," I said. "It's all good,' Millie responded.
"How did you get back anway?" Moxxie asked. "It's cuz he's a hellhound dumbass," Loona answered while being a jerk to Moxxie. Well can't really blame her. Oh well that was mostly why I favored Loona over the other characters because it was mostly her personality than her body... Okay that's a lie, but whenever she wanted to be alone. I felt sad for her and sort of understood her. There were times I wanted to be alone, but that feeling I despised it.
I've always cared more about my friends or family than myself, because I always loved to hang out with them. "Yoo-hoo Yaeger you there?" Millie asked. "Huh; what?" I answered back in the most dumbest way. "You were spacing out for a minute, you okay?" asked Moxxie.
"Yeah I'm fine I was just reminiscing on somethings when I was alive," I answered back not trying to let them worry about me. "Oh okay, anyway you ready for you're lecture?" Moxxie asked. "Yeah let's start," I answered back. As the day went on they taught me the cultural here I also asked some questions to act the part that I really don't know anything about this world.
It started to turn night here in Hell. "Well that's all for today guys you can all head home now," Blitz ordered. "I just realized I HAVE NOWHERE TO STAY, WHAT AM I GONNA DO!?" I asked frantically panicking trying to figure out what I'm gonna do. "Hmm now that sounds like a personal problem," Blitz said.
"Ooh sir can he stay with me and Mox? Until he can get his own place?" Millie asked Blitz. "I don't care as long as he doesn't gets to fuck the both of you," "Wait what?" we all asked Blitz at the exact same time. "Nothing, never mind. Sure do whatever you crazy kids want," Blits said while trying to hide that fact that he wants a threesome with Moxxie and Millie.
"You sure that's alright with you guys?" I asked. "Yeah we have plenty of room," Moxxie answered. "Plus it's like we'll have our own pet?" Millie said while sounding excited.
We walked to Moxxie and Millies place; since they don't have a car yet. As we were in front of the door Millie kicks the door open. "WELCOME TO OUR APPARTMENT," Millie yelled excitedly. "SHUT THE FUCK UP!" Yelled a neighbor with him opening the door from inside his apartment.
"OR WHAT!" Yelled Millie as she was about to walk towards the neighbor as I stopped her by moving my arm in front of her stopping the upcoming hellish brawl. "I'm sorry for my friend's screaming she's just excited to have me as a roommate," I responded. "Whatever, I'm definitely moving since I can't get any sleep from those two moaning all night," the neighbor said as he walked back into his apartment closing the door.
"You didn't have to apologize on my behalf, I mean how else are you going to protect you friends if you can't even fight back," Millie said. "Yeah what she said, you got to be tough if you wanna protect anything including your loved one." Moxxie responded. "Oh~ Moxxie," Millie said while they started their tongue wrestling ritual.
Little did they know my hands were curled into fists. I was ready to throw down if the neighbor was going to start a scene. If he did he would have lost anyway, because I know how to fight I took lessons when I was younger from my brother and from martial arts teachers.
I entered the living room. "So where am I sleepi-," I was interrupted with the sound of a BANG! They headed to their room. BANG! "Guess I'm sleeping on the couch that is if I do get any sleep," I said while hearing moaning coming from their bedroom.