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"NoKkolGap (노꼴갑)" is often used to describe something extremely cringeworthy or off-putting in erotic or 18+ games — especially when sexual scenes or character behavior feel overly exaggerated, unnatural, or embarrassing to watch. It can be loosely translated as: "the king of cringe" or "top-tier awkwardness."
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The ill-fated "NoKkolGap" My Onahole Academy.
Truth be told, I've never played it. I only know bits and pieces because my roommate wouldn't shut up about it, spewing details I never asked for.
He's the type who loves to ramble. Listening to his endless TMI, I had just one thought about the "NoKkolGap" game:
It's getting great publicity.
My roommate's a lazy idiot who pours his life into online forums. When something rubs him the wrong way, he channels a wannabe critic, obsessing over the same topic for days. So, I could somewhat understand why the goddess was so pissed. Even I could see the pathetic (honestly, disgusting) effort my friend put into framing OnaAka as "unsexy."
Getting yanked into another world was a shock, but the misunderstanding seems cleared up.
"Now send me back."
"…"
The goddess flinched, her shoulders trembling.
"I've got work tomorrow."
"I'm sorry. I'm so, so sorry… I've committed a grave sin. Waaah…!"
"Why are you that sorry? Just send me back to where I came from."
"Well…"
Still kneeling, the goddess spoke with teary eyes.
"I can't…"
"…"
"In a fit of anger… sniff… I used too much power… You can never…"
"What?"
"Eek! I'm sorry!!"
Realizing the magnitude of her mistake, she prostrated herself again.
Then, as if struck by an idea, she snapped her head up.
"Ah!"
"You thought of a way?"
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"Perks! I'll give you perks! This world isn't so bad. There are tons of pretty girls, and, and…!"
"No, I said send me back!"
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[Mythic Authority 'Sacred Body' acquired!]
[Mythic Authority capacity limit: MAX]
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[Mythic Authority 'Blood's Temptation' acquired! Mythic Authority 'Lucky Pervert' acquired!]
"Here! And this! And this too!"
"W-Wait… Slow down, this is overwhelming!"
"I'm sorry! I'm so sorryyy!! Waaah!"
[Mythic Authority 'Persona Excretion' acquired! Mythic Authority 'Saintess's Protection' acquired! Mythic Authority 'Immortal's Discipline' acquired!]
[Mythic Skill 'Insight (Crimson)' acquired!]
Even without thinking too hard, I could tell she was showering me with ultra-rare skills you'd never see on a normal playthrough.
She's genuinely sorry. That realization calmed me down before my anger could boil over.
Finally, the goddess lay prostrate, as if ready to accept any scolding I might give.
"Sigh…"
"I-I've completely eliminated the攻略 difficulty! Why not think of it as enjoying a harem?"
"I only care for pure love."
"…"
"This adult game is my friend's taste. Honestly, I hate harems."
Sex is the fruit of love.
Content that pursues violent, animalistic relationships isn't my thing.
I was just browsing my pure-love collection before falling asleep tonight.
I'm completely, utterly unrelated to this adult game.
As I firmly stated my preferences, the goddess's face paled.
"…This might be a tough request…"
"A tough request?"
"Could you… maybe… switch to a harem route from now on? Please…?"
The blonde goddess sniffled.
"…"
Tch.
Should I give it a shot? The tiny goddess, crushed by guilt and looking like she might vanish, seems pitiful.
The fact that she impulsively used immense power to kidnap someone from another world shows how much she loves her creation and how deeply those harsh comments hurt her.
She's kind of cute in a way.
"That guy did talk pretty harshly."
"…Huh?"
"I like pretty girls too."
It's not like I'm into building some over-the-top harem. That's just not my style.
But living under one roof with a pretty girl? That's a perfectly pleasant situation.
Oh, and if this is an adult game, she's probably not my real sister, right?
"So…"
"I'll give it a try."
"I'll give it a try."
I said it fully aware this was a game, but the goddess seemed overjoyed.
"Ehe… In a way, Sang-hyuk-nim, you're the only player who can judge my true game without prejudice…!"
"…"
When did she learn my name? That's creepy.
"Is there anything I need to know? I suddenly have a family I don't recognize. Got a manual or something?"
"You don't need to know anything! With your current stats, Sang-hyuk-nim, there's no problem! Just dive in! Ehehe!"
Her teary eyes now sparkled with a bright smile.
…Yeah, what manual? Games are best experienced by jumping in.
After the goddess vanished with a pop, I started investigating the room.
'Student ID.'
It seems to prove I'm a student at Etzol Academy.
I'm probably a grade above my "sister."
It says 'D-rank' on my overall evaluation.
'Not exactly stellar, huh.'
I don't know the original protagonist's backstory, but being D-rank in your second year feels like bottom-tier.
'Clock.'
7:30 AM.
For the sake of the sister who woke me up, I should head out. If I have a new family, I'd like to get along.
I felt a slight tension as I reached for the doorknob.
A new world. A new family. A new life.
Who could've predicted this curveball in my monotonous, predictable life?
"Ugh, this is so annoying. Why do we have to deal with that guy?"
"Stella, keep your voice down…! They'll hear you upstairs."
"Let him hear. I'm so embarrassed I can't even bring friends over because of that idiot."
Are they talking about me? This is a rough start.
I almost turned back halfway down the stairs.
Being called an "idiot" by my sister… I'm an only child, so I wouldn't know, but is this how siblings usually are?
"Eavesdropping, huh? Get out here! So freaking creepy."
"Stella…"
"Mom's on a business trip starting today, so how about a rule: that idiot shouldn't even breathe in the same space as us?"
As I descended the stairs, I formally faced my two "sisters."
Serena is… stunning, even on second glance.
Her jet-black hair and mystical purple eyes exude an ethereal charm. Her gentle, adorable features scream she's the type who can't say no to anyone.
'…Her chest is huge.'
I only stole a glance with my peripheral vision to avoid staring, but her curves were unmistakable even through her clothes.
"…"
Stella, meanwhile, was staring at me with wide eyes, shocked.
Despite her barrage of insults giving the worst first impression, she was just as beautiful as Serena.
Even her hostile posture, arms crossed, didn't detract from her charm.
Her vibrant blonde hair was tied in a side ponytail, and her confident red eyes contrasted sharply with Serena's style.
'No surprise for an adult game…'
If word got out that two girls this gorgeous lived under one roof, scouts for idol groups or cheerleading squads would come knocking every other day.
"…Oppa?"
Serena called out, her eyes wide.
Of all the times she'd said "oppa," this one felt the most… curious and intrigued.
Just as I was shocked by them, my "sisters" seemed equally stunned by their new "brother."
If they ask who I am, what do I even say, Goddess?
You better have handled this properly.
"Serena."
I decided to confirm again.
"Yes…?"
I stepped closer.
Serena straightened her back, lifting her head to meet my gaze, her eyes wide.
She parted her lips slightly, blinking in awe, looking utterly adorable.
"Am I… your brother?"
"Y-Yes… Yes, you are… My brother…"
Then Stella's my sister too.
I turned to the blonde girl, who flinched.
"And Stella's my sister."
"…"
"You shouldn't say such harsh things to your brother."
"What…"
Stella seemed confused, as if grappling with a memory conflict.
Maybe the current me is too different from the old "brother"?
Either way, she must've realized her newly updated brother wasn't some pushover. She clamped her mouth shut and turned her head sharply.
"I'm leaving."
"What about breakfast?"
"I don't eat breakfast!"
Stella stormed off.
Left alone, Serena clasped her hands in front of her, fidgeting and stealing glances at my face.
"Serena?"
"…Ah, y-yes… Oppa…"
"Sorry for asking something weird, but… where's the bathroom?"
Serena hurriedly led me there with quick steps.
By the way, our height difference is significant.
"How tall are you?"
"One fif—… I mean, one sixty!"
So I must be close to 190 cm. 186? 187?
I grew almost 15 cm…
No wonder the air feels different.
"Got it. Thanks."
I closed the bathroom door and stood before the mirror.
'…What the hell? This face is insanely handsome.'
I let out a disbelieving laugh at the absurdity.
Now I understand why my sisters were so flustered.
Any woman would lose it if a guy this good-looking approached them. It's like when a stunningly beautiful girl suddenly walks up to you and your mind goes blank.
I'm only keeping it together because I know this is a game with unrealistic settings.
"Ugh!"
I recoiled at the sight of the filthy, yellowed white T-shirt I was wearing, yanking it off immediately.
Why would anyone wear this?
Stripping it off revealed a chiseled body. I'd suspected as much from my broad shoulders, but this physique is breathtaking.
'Wow.'
This is the first time I've ever been mesmerized by a man's body.
Is this the 'Sacred Body'?
A god-tier face, a god-tier body… a god-tier package.
Even that part looked ridiculously perfect, like a limited-edition skin for my game character.
"Status window."
Kim Sang-hyuk
Lv 1 (D)
Strength: 5
Agility: 5
Stamina: 5
Technique: 5
(Hidden) Charm: 999
Skills:
Insight (Crimson)
Authorities:
Lucky PervertPersona ExcretionBlood's TemptationSaintess's ProtectionSacred BodyImmortal's Discipline
"Hmm."
The goddess said she removed all攻略 difficulty. If that's the case, why not just crank my level to 9999?
I pondered why my stats were only 5 and why the perks lacked descriptions.
'She said she created this world, right?'
In other words, her desires as an adult game developer.
She must want players to fully enjoy the game—even in easy mode.
Rather than handing out cheats to one-shot the final boss, she likely thought it better to provide conveniences that let players enjoy the events she prepared.
'She seemed to be throwing stuff at me, but it was all calculated.'
…That sneaky, perverted goddess.
Still, I'm not interested in harems. I want to make good money through honest work, marry a beautiful woman who loves me, have maybe three kids, and live a peaceful life.
These shady authorities probably won't see any use.
'But…'
What's Persona Excretion?
Some kind of self-defense attack skill? I'll have to try it out later.