"Local report seeing fish-like creature in the wood on the land floatin-"
"Some people see a big catfist, yes! a catfish in the sky-"
"Some people believe there're creatures called Aliens-" "Aliens"
"Aliens" "We sees Aliens!"
"Aliens!"
"Aliens"
"Aliens" "We're doom!"
"Aliens is comming!"
"Why is it all fishes?" "We're blessed!"
"...dang."