[Han]
"Announcing the presence of his Provincial highness, the slayer of numerous beasts, the ruler of the prosperous Pearl province, Viceroy Holtan Wu himself" the bard of the viceroy that was the lord's guest said loudly announcing his presence. Han scoffed, the viceroy must be some really proud person to have someone announcing his presence in such a manner, and perhaps a bit insecure as well. Although, Han would have to admit, slayer of beasts did sound impressive—what kind of beast the viceroy has slain, Han can only wonder.
Then the Lord stepped in, in all his majestic glory causing the ladies present to receive the lord's guest to gasp, some did swoon and Han can swear he did hear at least one maid moan. Han rolled his eyes, the Viceroy Wu isn't all that, really—and this is not just Han's male jealousy of some superior male speaking.
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[Lucas]
It had been some interesting minutes talking with the Colonel Halkin, but even I have had my fill of faking it about matters I know nothing about just so the keen, shrewd Colonel would not get me in my act—though, I suspect he already suspects something is off about his acquaintance; Viceroy Wu.
"If you would excuse me, Colonel— "
"Colonel?" the Colonel interjected, "You haven't called me 'Colonel' in ages, it's always Halkin or the short form you have decided to stick to—that I have gotten tired of telling you how I despise it—Halk"
I froze for a minute at that, thinking of quick rescue, I blinked multiple times trying to come up with something, anything sensible, without giving away the fact that I am not the real Viceroy Holtan Wu.
"Well, I don't see why I should not address my friend by his official title once in a while, just because he is my friend" I said, "Anyways, it seems you have finally come to terms with the name 'Halk'" I continued with mirth, a small smile on my face as I saw the Colonel scowl playfully at the nickname. You see, I may have acted some movies back in Tokyo; I am quite good at this. "If you would excuse me, Halk, I would like to relieve myself"
The Colonel smiled, "I guessed I walked into that one" he laughed.
"You remember where it is I believe, the convenience—just in case you don't, it is down the hall on your right, the tenth door" I nodded to the Colonel as I left the dining area, grateful for the directions else I am pretty sure I would have gotten lost.
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[Han]
Han was talking to himself in one of the convenience stalls as he tried to adjust his dress.
"Really, I have no idea how women do it" he said to himself adjusting his dress and ensuring his boobs are well arranged. Just his luck he had entered into this world—wherever here is—in the body of a beautiful well-endowed young woman.
Looking down at himself and feeling he had done a good job arranging himself, as much as he could without the help of a modern day bra—that's right, there is no bra here—he turned to leave when he looked down and saw drops of blood.
"What the heck? When did I get injured?" he asked no one as he checked himself. Then he found out where the blood was coming from and it was no injury. No wonder he had been feeling a bit funny in the lower regions of his abdomen earlier today.
Not wanting to look as he hated the sight of blood, he stood there lost as he wondered what to do next. Then taking a deep breath and a leap of faith, he bunched up his maid's dress and bent to take a look at his lady parts and underpants. It looked horribly bloodied all over, he screamed.
Just at the same time, the door opened and no it wasn't a fellow servant as Han thought it would be, but the Viceroy. Shit! He could imagine how he must look at the moment.
He screamed even louder.
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