He died.
Much like he spent most of his life, his mortal coil met its end as he sat alone in his parent's basement, pants hugging his ankles, the blueish-glow of his PC monitor lighting up the dark circles beneath his eyes. And his desk littered with the remnants of his terrible taste in snacks.
It happened on a particularly hot Friday evening. He had just been rejected for another job application, his mother threw out his vintage CD collection and ThunderThighs69 had ghosted him—but he expected that one.
He drowns his misery in sugar-free sodas and suspiciously soggy sushi. But his third bite would prove his last. He chokes, collapses and writhes on the floor. Dead. Mushed rice oozing from his nose as his computer still buffers ads for hot single mothers in his area.
That should have been it. A black void, a light at the end of a tunnel… maybe some angels if he was lucky.
Except—he woke up.
Yet, he felt nothing. No pain. No hunger. Just darkness. An empty void. Like a mind wrapped in black velvet.
Then a voice. Faint and faraway at first, but it quickly grew louder… closer… cuter?
"...now I just need to calibrate the neural matrix." the voice came again, young, feminine and cracking with excitement. "Gum my gushers… just look at you, you shiny bastard! A composite of the purest dwarven metal and elven runes. Twenty-four pulse-crystal motors with inertial dampers. A triple-helix weaved, ultrium infused skeleton. A completely modular, omni-directional joint system and to top it all off, your entire outer skin is layered with wraith glass! Perfection!"
His mind reeled. "Neural matrix? Ultrium skeleton? Wraith glass" None of it made sense to him.
And then suddenly—there was light.
His vision clicked on like a blurry camera feed, flickering images of his surroundings into his mind.
He was in some kind of laboratory. Dark, damp and ancient. Candles burned upside down from the ceiling, stacks of tattered tomes lay scattered across the floor. Walls lined with endless vials of glowing, pulsing and whispering liquids. A stench chemicals hung heavy in the air.
And before him, a young woman. About his height. Barely older than 20.
Her brilliant green eyes stare at him from behind a set of big, golden googles. Hair erupting from her head like a raging inferno, its red flames curling in every direction while she brandishes a beaming grin that could shame the sun.
"Yes!" she squealed. "It's working! It's working!"
She bounced around in front of him raving like a mad scientist, her tattered overalls hanging loose off her slender shoulders, barely clinging onto her petite frame.
Until she drew close.
He didn't know how, but he could feel her breath washing over him as she moved her face within inches of his body, inspecting him closely.
"Ooooh, you're gonna beat 'em like a drum!" she whispered as she slapped a hand onto his metal leg.
"Beat them… drum… what?" he wondered as confusion began to shift into panic.
"Mama!" the young woman shrieked. "He's reeeeeeady!"
Footsteps approached, like the sound of high heels clacking on cold stone. Someone knelt beside him as a soft, warm hand brushed over his shoulders.
"So this is it, Vee? Your masterpiece…" the voice spoke. Mature, smooth and sultry, like warm honey pouring over his genitals.
"This beast is gonna make us stinking rich!" the young voice exclaimed.
"Well, it looks sturdy enough. Hope it's not gonna break in half like the last one."
"He's got an ultrium skeleton! The Demon Queen herself couldn't put a dent in him if she tried!"
"Good. Time for the field test then," the older voice crowed with a hint of excitement. "Bring him to my room."
"Field test?" he wondered, his mind in a daze of twisting thoughts.
He was lifted, dropped onto some kind of trolley, and wheeled through the building.
The dark, stone-covered covered lab gave way to what looked like the inside of a quaint cottage. The walls, floors and ceiling all a fusion of stone and carved, polished wood that still seemed to bear life as little leaves and branches grew from their knots. Books, bottles and vials lay littered across the floor while the smell of pungent plants and strange, caustic chemicals lay heavy on the air.
They reach another room, another lab. But it was different. Warm, bright and the smell of flora was almost overpowering. Glowing vials and bottles of strange liquid line shelves along the wall, massive cauldron sitting in its center. And tucked away in a corner, half-hidden under hanging vines, was a bed covered in soft linens and shimmering silk.
He's tossed on its soft surface, his heavy body sinking deep into the mattress.
Then her voice came again. Smooth as sin.
"Ok, my little ferrous friend. Let's see what you're capable of… "
Suddenly, a thick, warm liquid coated his lower half, tingling as it seeped into his alloy body.
"That should be enough." she smiles. "Now we just twist in the energy resonator… remove these restraining bolts… and plug in your core… crystal…"
A click. A cluck. A boom.
A strange power surged from between his legs, searing through him like orgasmic lightning. His body lurched, his limbs creaked his vision cleared and his hips… thrusting vigorously on their own.
He jolted upright with a clanking jerk, non-blinking eyes finding their focus on the woman before him.
Tall, voluptuous and stark naked.
She's beautiful. No… she was the entire concept of beauty given physical form, he thought.
Curves carved out of dreams. Hair like a waterfall of silver silk and breasts that could topple nations. Her icy-blue eyes carried a look of focused curiosity, like a brilliant scientist with a naughty hypothesis.
She wasn't just a milf. She was The Milf.
"Ah, you're responding… good." she purred, tracing a finger along his metal abs. "Vuvi says you've got infinite stamina… let's test that out, shall we?"
"Oh god… I'm not ready for this!" he cried, but no words escaped him.
She twirls around, and gently settles her bountiful bum into his lap.
"Ohhh… that's cold!" she squeaked. "Should have used the fire-slime lube."
As soon as her flesh wrapped around the glowing rod that poked out from between his metal legs, his vision sharpened and his mind was flooded with strange instructions. A glowing interface flickered into existence in front of him—translucent, pink and trimmed in gold.
[Power Source Detected: Spirit Infusion Level – Grade SSS (Divine)]
[Initializing Core Crystal...]
[Welcome, User: UNKNOWN.]
[E.R.O.S v6.9 – Performance-Based Auto-Erotic Protocol Online]
[Pulse Crystals: Ready]
[Vibration Dampeners: Ready]
[Gravity Repulsors: Ready]
[Visual Interface: Ready]
[All Systems: Ready. ]
[Initiating TEST MODE. Auto-Thrust Protocol Engaged.]
"Ooooooooh… GOD'S, TAKE ME!" she shrieks, as she slumps back, quivering with delight, hands gripped tight onto his metal body as he jerks to life like a jackhammer on steroids.
As pleasured confusion denoted across his mind, he came to a stark and sobering realization.
"I died." he thinks, as the silver-haired goddess bounces on his lap. "...and this is heaven."
The thought activates him like a wound up doll, power bursting from him like a roaring V8. He grabs the woman behind her knees, lifts her into the air like a veneration to some higher power, and thrusts. Thrusts. THRUSTS!
Her screams of pleasure reverberate through the room like the very walls were sharing her orgasms.
The young woman bursts through the door, eyes wide and her mouth curled into a salacious grin.
"What did I tell you, Mama! He's my masterpiece!"