( Alys Prov)
"Wait a minute!"
It's annoying, huh! I told him, it's only 10 am! He's the one who insisted we leave at 7 am, huh!
"Slow poke. Noob," he told me.
When will my stomach digest that my boyfriend is DRAKE SEBASTIAN JIMENEZ -PALMA?! That's the king of rudeness, huh!! Maybe if being rude can cause a stroke, Drake is just a baby, who's already comatose! Did Uncle Steve say that his nannies gave Drake up when he was a baby. Hehehe. Baby Drake must be cutie!! O
I've already speeded up my hair blow-drying. Of course I have to be pretty, no! I'm not that 'great' brain anymore, huh! I saw Drake's fangirls, they're so beautiful. >.< I have to look pretty too! It's a must!!
"Slow," Drake repeated again.
"Here it is!" I said as I ran towards him. "Why is it so early??"
He just gave me a hard time and started walking out. Look at this! He's talking nicely, huh! GRRRRRR
I walked with him, but of course I was running a bit. Hehehe.
"Drake Palma~~~"
He still doesn't pay attention to me. T~T Why is my own boyfriend not paying attention to me???
"Drake! Drake! Drake!!"
He suddenly stopped walking. "Stop it. You're annoying."
"Well... it's only 7 am. Let's eat first?" I told him with a pout. We haven't eaten yet! After all, he's only been in my unit since 6 am. Then I can't eat because he pushed me into the CR and threw clothes at me inside! TDPW of good morning!!
He stared at me for a moment then took something out of his back pack.
"What's this?"
I said I'm hungry, does it look like I'll be full from what he gave me??
"Banana milk. Are you really that stupid?"
"This isn't filling, is it!"
"Brat." Then he suddenly grabbed the Banana milk and drank it. LOOK AT THE BITCH REALLY TALKING ABOUT THIS!!!
We continued walking until we reached the bottom. "Where's your car?"
He just shrugged and hailed a taxi. He got inside. He's not really a gentleman, I'm going crazy!!
"Faster," he said.
"Just one more, Palma, you're going to hit me," I whispered him
He turned to me. THEN HE SMILE! He was weird! "Really?" He seemed amazed by what I said!
"Really really really much!!"
He suddenly laughed--- for 1 second! Then he nodded his head. "We'll see," he said and then it was Manong driver he spoke to. "Batangas," he said.
"Po?" Manong driver said.
I whispered to Drake. Isn't that forbidden? Batangas is so far away! Drake is going crazy. I know he's crazy but his being crazy now is extra... add to that the rudeness he has!
"Really?" he said. After 1 second, he pulled me out of the taxi. "Change of plan."
We were still walking together but now we were holding hands!!: ">>> He didn't let go of my hand when he pulled me out of the taxi. OMG, here are those wild palpitations again!
I didn't make any noise because he might yell at me again. I drifted with the flow of life. Hehehehe
"Drake, where are we going?"
"Mom."
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"Isn't your mommy dead?"
He nodded.
"W-why are we going to her??"
He suddenly stopped and turned to face me. "I'll introduce you. Why? Don't wanna?" he asked me one after another. "Why not? Are you ashamed of me?"
"H-ha?"
He came closer to me little by little. Shits I'm singing again!!
Inch by inch Drake's moving closer
Feels like a fairytale
O-OMO
He whispered to me. "Do you wish Tripp's your boyfriend?"
"H-ha?"
SHEMS WHY AM I SAYING?!!!
He bent down so we could get on level then he whispered to me. As if my left cheek and his right cheek were touching and I was tempted to kiss him!!! >//////////////<
"Even if you want, I won't let you. You're my noob. Mine."
I'm gonna die!! Huhuhu! If too much excitement could kill, I would have been out on the road a long time ago!!!
After that. He didn't even kiss me.:((((
"Are we not there yet?"
I was tired. Drake ignored me and opened the gate of what looked like a mausoleum.
"Alys," Drake called to me, "Pay your respect."
"H-ha?"
Drake just shook his head. He still seemed disappointed in me!
"Mom, remember the stupid girl? She's here," he said while pointing at me.
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I approached his mom's grave and bowed. "Hello. I'm Alys, and I'm not stupid insert glare at Drake here* I'm being kind, promise!!"
"Look at her, Mom, she's exactly how I described her."
insert super glare here!!!*
"How did Drake describe me?" I asked his mom. Huhu, I'll run out of here when Drake's mom answers, promise!! I turned to Drake. "What did you say to your mom? Maybe you slandered me, huh!"
Suddenly he chuckled. AND IT'S RARE GOSH!
"That you're stupid and a noob and clumsy and klutz and messy and idiot and barbaric and that I love you."
Okay... Breathe, Alys. Just calm down. Just calm down. Drake is your boyfriend, you should be used to his The Drake Palma Way.
OMG I CANNOT! SHET YOU, DRAKE! WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS TO ME!!
When he noticed that I was blushing, he gave me a hard time and then shook his head!
"Bye, Mom."
He pulled me again but what the hell, it's okay! If we were holding hands every time he pulled me, WHY NOT CHOCONUT!
"Where are we going?"
He didn't answer again. Like I said, he's really a dick! Why did I even make the effort to talk to him once?
After 10 minutes, we got into the taxi again. Why doesn't he just drive? He's so lazy!
"Drake, Drake!" I said to him. There's traffic here so I'm bored. Huhu. The driver is so happy, man! Drake's pay is so high. :DDD
He was leaning back in his seat, he must be bored too. "What?"
"Are you Tripp?"
He suddenly glared at me!!
"Hurry up! This is a pick up line! Tell me 'why'."
He ignored me, he just glared at me!
"Oh, you're saying why... Ahem ahem... because I'm TRIPPY TRIPPY, eh! You get it???"
He glared at me even more! Seriously! Didn't he even appreciate my pickup line?!
"Are you Alys?" he suddenly said.
SHET
I feel something familiar is coming from Drake.
"B-why?" I said, I was scared. Shet.
He was still staring at me viciously. "I want to ALYS-sin you here in the taxi. One more Tripp, I'll push you out."
SHET AM I ABNORMAL? WHY DID I FREAK WHEN HE SAID HE WAS PUSHING
ME?!
"A-a---" I couldn't speak. Shems. Shems. Shems.
He stared at me again, worse than before! "Stupid," he whispered. "It's our monthsary and you dared mention Tripp. Stupid noob."
OMG OUR MONTHSARY?!