Li Tianyu stood there, floating in the endless white space.
No sound. No air. Just the calm glow of golden runes spinning around him like lazy fireflies. Somewhere in this void, a system—whatever that meant—was waiting on him.
[First Summon Available - Earthling]
[Summon Target: RANDOM]
[Scanning Earth for compatible soul…]
"Wait, wait—random?!" Li Tianyu shouted into the glowing void. "Shouldn't there be novice Gift I be summoning someone important? Like, I don't know—the strongest warrior? A chosen hero?!"
The system responded instantly, its voice calm:
[Host, calm down. You're barely a Lower God. You think you get VIP summons on day one? 😐]
Locking on target…]
[Country: Japan]
[Name: Kento Sakamoto]
[Age: 19]
[Occupation: Shut-in NEET / Part-Time Ramen Delivery Guy]
[Status: Playing Video Games – 3:02 PM, Tokyo Time]
[Initiating Summon…]
"What kind of build is this system running!?" Li muttered.
A circle of light opened in front of him like a portal being pulled open by invisible hands. It sizzled with white sparks and swirled like water down a drain.
Then, out of it—
A dude fell out.
Hard.
He slammed face-first onto the glowing ground with a loud "UGHHHHHHHHH!"
"…Ow. My back," the stranger groaned, rolling onto his side. He was wearing an oversized Pokémon hoodie, wrinkled shorts, and mismatched socks. His hair was messy, half stuck to his face, and his glasses were cracked from the fall.
"Where… am I? This isn't my room. Where's my Switch!?"
Li Tianyu blinked. "Your room, you already died bro due to stress."
The guy looked up at him, wide-eyed.
"WHO ARE YOU?! DID I DIE?! IS THIS HEAVEN!?
Li rubbed his face. "Calm down. You're dead. You just got summoned."
"Summoned!?" the guy shouted. "Like in an isekai anime!? Oh no. Oh nonononono. I still had five episodes of Demon Waifu Arena 4 left!"
Li stared. "Tf Demon Waif, let your dreams stay your dreams, You're Kento Sakamoto, right?"
The guy froze. "How do you know my name? Are you… God?"
"Then who am I, Yes"
Kento blinked. Then looked around.
Then pointed at himself. "You… summoned ME? Of all people?! What's the reason? Worst social life? Highest ramen debt!?"
"I don't know! I just picked you so what, if you want I will just make u die as u did back in your world" Li shouted.
Kento "..."
[Summon Complete – Soul Bond Initialized]
[Summoner: Lower God Li Tianyu]
[Summon Class: Human – Normal Type (Japanese)]
[Combat Skills: 2%]
[Luck: 0%]
[Special Trait: "Unreal Plot Armor (Passive)"]
"…What the hell is 'Unreal Plot Armor'?" Li asked.
Kento stood up, brushing off dust that didn't exist. "I don't know, but it sounds OP."
Suddenly, the white space flickered. Like a TV channel glitching.
[Transferring Kento Sakamoto to Summon World: Rol'Veyar (lower sword and magic world)
[Warning: Hostile Creatures Detected. Safe Zone Not Available.]
[Transfer begins in 3… 2… 1…]
The ground cracked beneath them. Light shot up around their feet.
Kento screamed, clutching his backpack.
And he fell—again.
Only this time, he weren't going to hit the ground.
he were heading into a world of swords, monsters, and chaos.
And Li Tianyu had accidentally summoned a Japanese shut-in gamer as his first target.
Li Tianyu blinked.
One second, he was summoning a guy from Japan. The next?
Beep. Beep. Beep.
He opened his eyes to the soft rhythm of a heart monitor.
White walls. A curtain. A smell of rubbing alcohol and overcooked rice. The ceiling was—clean, not cracked. For once.
"What the…" he mumbled, sitting up.
His body didn't hurt. Not a bruise. Not a scratch.
Right in front of him, floating above his bed, was a glowing blue window.
📜
[System Update: Emergency Healing Protocol Complete ✅]
[Health: 100% Restored]
[You're welcome.]
"…I lived?" Li whispered, blinking at the screen.
[Technically, you died for 0.7 seconds. But we patched you up.]
[Please avoid falling from buildings again. Or the system gonna disappear]
Li jumped off the hospital bed, legs working perfectly fine.
A nurse walked in holding a clipboard, startled to see him already standing.
"Oh! You're awake? You were unconscious when they brought you in."
He pointed dramatically. "Where's that fat guy?! The depressed one! The human bowling ball I tried to save?"
The nurse blinked. "Sir—uh…"
"I want compensation!" Li said, hands flailing. "I saved his life and he used his himself to kill me. I need financial reparation."
The nurse choked. "He's in Ward 3B. Stable condition. He's been asking about you, actually."
Li stormed down the hall in borrowed slippers and an IV tube still taped to his arm.
He walked into the Ward 3B then the room.
There he was—Fat Guy. Sitting on the edge of the bed, head bowed. He looked up as Li entered.
"You… you're alive," the guy said, voice cracking.
"Yeah. Shocking, right?" Li walked in, crossing his arms. "So listen. You owe me. Big time."
"I-I'm sorry!" the guy stammered. "I didn't mean to— I just— I was just…"
The guy looked up, teary-eyed.
"What's your name?"
"Chen Hao."
"Well, Chen Hao," Li said, walking over. "Next time you want to jump off a building, maybe don't take someone with you."
Chen Hao nodded rapidly. "I swear. I swear, I won't—thank you. For real. I owe you everything."
Li paused. His voice softened.
"Nah. You Just owe me only 500k Yen"