"Hahaha! Kaido, Linlin! Long time no see!"
Caesar looked down at Kaido and Big Mom, grinning wildly.
Kaido expression was complex as he uncomfortably stepped out of the pit, tilting his head up to gaze at Caesar.
For a giant standing 7.1 meters tall, there were very few people who could make Kaido look up to speak.
"You—" Before Kaido could even open his mouth, a massive fist filled his vision.
BOOM!!
Kaido body was sent flying like a meteor, crashing through the quarry walls and tumbling endlessly across the land of Udon, the distance immeasurable.
A straight, enormous trench marked the path of his flight, pointing clearly in the direction he had been sent.
"KAIDO-SAMA!" Queen eyes bulged in disbelief, as if he'd seen a ghost.
King also shuddered, staring nervously into the distance.
"Kaido, you fool! Is this how you keep your promises to me?" Caesar said coldly.
Then he turned to Big Mom.
"Huh? Linlin? What happened to you?"
Caesar couldn't help but be stunned—because just moments ago, while he was disciplining his disobedient little brother, Big Mom appearance had drastically changed.
Now before him stood a tall, stunning beauty with captivating, spring-like eyes that seemed to ensnare souls.
She was an exceptionally gorgeous woman—a large one at that, standing only twenty centimeters shorter than Caesar.
Her pink hat and long pink hair framed fair skin and an elegant neck.
Her waist was slender yet powerful, and though her clothes seemed oversized, they only accentuated her alluring figure.
It made one wonder—what breathtaking sight lay beneath those loose garments?
Gulp.
Caesar swallowed hard, suddenly recalling a blissful time many years ago on Hachinosu.
"Ahem, Linlin, you're still as young and beautiful as ever, hahaha." Caesar felt his mouth go dry, desperately needing some moisture.
Linlin blinked her eyes, cheeks flushing pink as she shyly bit her lips and stepped forward like a bashful wife gazing at her husband.
"Caesar... onii-sama~ Is it really you? You're still so young and handsome..."
Her face burned crimson, the blush spreading all the way to her ears, making her appear even more delicate and charming.
"Ah? Y-yeah, hahaha..." Caesar was utterly entranced, inwardly cursing himself for falling for such an obvious trick.
He sternly reminded himself—Linlin was no longer the delicate woman from back then.
She had become a plump housewife, far from his current tastes!
Though he was technically sixty-five, thirty years of suspended animation had kept him youthful, while Linlin was three years his senior.
Back then, he had been domineering enough to force her to call him "Onii-sama."
No need to dwell on the past.
I'm Caesar! The seas are full of beauties—don't repeat past mistakes by sleeping with crazies!
Yet Linlin next words completely shattered his composure.
"Caesar-Onii sama~, it's been over thirty years. Do you know how much I've missed you?" Linlin pressed closer, forcing Caesar to take half a step back.
Her teary-eyed look of grievance clutched tightly at Caesar heart.
"Have you forgotten the four children we had together back then? How cruel of you to disappear for over thirty years. Your four sons are nearly forty years old now."
Caesar eyes bulged, his mouth hanging open so wide his tonsils were exposed and trembling in the air.
"Pfft!" Queen and King couldn't hold back, bursting into laughter before desperately clamping their hands over their mouths, their faces turning red with the effort.
Caesar felt like his head had been smashed by Garp fist, leaving him dizzy and disoriented.
After a long moment, Caesar finally regained his composure and stammered.
"D-don't joke around, Linlin. Didn't we only have one child? And didn't you say you'd already... taken care of that?"
Linlin lightly punched Caesar chest, her eyes actually welling up with tears as if she might cry.
"You heartless man. How could I ever bear to abandon my own children? Perospero was our firstborn. After that, didn't we... spend some more time together? I got pregnant again."
"Th-that still wouldn't make three!"
Caesar was at a complete loss.
After sleeping for thirty years, he'd woken up to find he had four grown sons nearing forty.
How was his thirty-five-year-old mental age supposed to handle this?
Linlin broke into a radiant smile. "They were triplets. I named them Katakuri, Daifuku, and Oven. Now that you're back, Caesar-Oniisama, I think the children should take the Barbarossa name. How about we change my Charlotte Family to the Barbarossa Family?"
[A/N : MC name is Caesar Barbarossa]
Caesar felt like his head was splitting from the pain.
He hated dealing with family matters—that's why he'd left the Oni tribe at age ten to become a pirate.
"N-no need for that, Linlin. I... between us, I mean... it's been so many years. How could you still remember me?" Caesar stumbled over his words, not even sure what he was trying to say.
Truthfully, he wanted to outright reject Linlin, but somehow, seeing her still as fresh and lovely as she'd been back then made his heart race uncontrollably.
To be honest, in those days on the sea, Charlotte Linlin had been truly peerless in both looks and strength.
Even the Marine famous strategist Tsuru paled in comparison.
From ages fifteen to her twenties, Linlin had been at the peak of beauty—tall and graceful with perfect proportions, curvaceous in all the right places.
She was the only woman who'd been just slightly less powerful than himself.
So back then, with hormones raging, during one of their battles, Caesar and Charlotte Linlin had fought... and then fought in a very different way.
"Ah! Damn my youthful recklessness" Caesar sighed as he felt Linlin delicate body press against him.
Suddenly, Kaido came charging in like a raging dragon, roaring as he threw a punch at Caesar.
"CAESAR! I'm going to kill you!"
"Kaido! How dare you speak to your elder brother like that? Such disobedience!"
Linlin suddenly turned around, her fist clad in Armament Haki instantly smashing into Kaido completely stunned right cheek, sending his charging body flying once again with a thunderous impact!
Caesar quietly wiped the cold sweat from his forehead, feeling that his future life might take a rather unfortunate turn.