My name is Wu Neng. As the name suggests — incompetent and cowardly — I am often despised by my classmates, who say that I am a diaosi.
Especially the beautiful girls in class — they hate me the most because I always stare at their breasts and buttocks with squinting, lustful eyes.
Only Fan Tingting, the literary and arts committee member, is willing to talk to me. The other girls avoid me like flies, but the more they hate me, the more excited I become.
In the middle of the night, my roommates were all asleep. I secretly opened the album on my phone and pulled up a selfie. The girl in the photo was Wang Lei — a beautiful girl in the class. She always dressed up nicely, often wearing a red short skirt and thin black stockings. She pouted her butt and turned her head to smile at the camera.
"Damn, you usually look down on me the most, and this afternoon you told Banhua I was peeking at her legs. I'll do you tonight, and we'll see if you go crazy or not. Hehe."
I sat up from bed, took off my trousers, and vented to the photo, imagining I was crushing Wang Lei beneath me.
A few minutes later, I was filled with excitement and satisfaction. Just as I was about to turn off my phone and sleep, someone in the dormitory called out to me. They handed me a courier, saying someone had asked them to deliver it to me.
I wondered who would send a delivery in the middle of the night. I hadn't ordered anything.
There was no shipping number on the box — it was plain. When I opened it, I found a strange mobile phone and a note inside, with one line written:
"Congratulations, you have obtained qualification as a game player in a psychological distortion."
"Could this have been given by a girl who has a crush on me? Hehe. Though it looks a bit weird, it's brand new, and my current phone is falling apart anyway."
I smugly turned on the phone. Four words popped up on the screen:
"Conquer the game."
Below that line were two options: Yes and No.
I clicked Yes without hesitation.
"Congratulations on joining the Conquest Game. In this game, you can do many things you've dared to think but never dared to do in reality. You can conquer anyone by completing a series of missions. However, if the mission fails, you will pay the price."
Below the message was another option: OK to participate.
"Conquer the game? If I can conquer Wang Lei, I'll play her ten times a day."
I muttered this, clicked participate, and waited to see what would happen.
"Congratulations on becoming a game player. Every novice player receives one free chance to draw. Please begin."
After that message appeared, a picture of a lottery machine popped up. It contained items such as a Master Key, Invisibility Cloak, See-Through Eyes, Wall Paint, Ecstasy, and others.
"What kind of game is this? I've never seen this kind of gameplay before."
I treated the Conquest Game like a normal mobile game and randomly spun the lottery. I received 500 gold coins.
"Gold coins? What can I buy with 500 gold coins?" I clicked on use gold coins, but it showed that the mall wouldn't open until I completed the first task.
Ding.
My phone rang, and the screen changed again:
"Here is your first task: Touch the breasts of a girl in your class. Time limit: 1 hour."
"Are you insane? It's the middle of the night. Where am I supposed to find a girl to touch?"
I couldn't proceed, so I simply turned off the phone and went back to sleep.
When I woke up the next morning, I was horrified to discover that I couldn't speak anymore. No matter what I tried to say, only hoarse sounds came out.
I immediately thought of the Conquest Game and rushed to turn on the phone. The screen had turned from white to grey.
"Mission failed. Language ability permanently lost."
"As a novice player, you have one chance to remedy a failed mission. Would you like to use it?"
Terrified and sweating, I clicked OK.
"Remedial task: Deduct 400 gold coins."
I obediently handed over the 400 gold coins and received the same mission again — to touch a girl's chest. Time limit: 1 hour.
Sure enough, after completing the remedial task, I could speak again. Was this game real? Who sent this phone to me?
I didn't have time to think. I rushed back to the classroom — I only had an hour left!
I'm a freshman in Class 3. Classes start late in university. When I arrived at the classroom, only four girls were present — including Wang Lei.
I thought to myself: Wang Lei's personality is too fiery. She already hates me. I can't risk touching her. I need to find a girl with a weak personality.
After more than half an hour passed and time was running out, I boldly approached a chubby girl.
She was the ugliest girl in our class — Zhu Lihua. Boys often laughed at her, and she never fought back.
Making sure no one was watching, I pretended to trip and fell forward, landing straight on Zhu Lihua — my hand "accidentally" touching her chest.
"It's big," I thought in surprise. She might be ugly, but she had an unexpectedly nice figure.
"Are you okay, classmate Wu Neng?" Zhu Lihua quickly helped me up, unaware that I had just touched her chest.
"I'm fine, I'm fine." I smiled to myself, thinking the task was completed.
I returned to my seat and secretly opened my phone.
"Congratulations on completing the task. You have been rewarded with 10 gold coins and +2 Friend Degree with Zhu Lihua."
"Congratulations on completing your first mission. The Mall system has been unlocked. You may now use gold coins to purchase items."
I opened the mall. Most items were greyed out, without descriptions. Clicking on them triggered a pop-up: Insufficient Permissions.
The available items were Skeleton Keys, Excitement Potion, Eye-Blind Potion, and more. The cheapest visible item — Invisible Ecstasy — cost 20 gold coins.
"Damn, what a waste. I used up 400 gold coins for a remedial task!" My heart ached at the thought.
While browsing the mall, I suddenly noticed everyone in class staring at me with contempt. Some pointed and whispered among themselves.
I thought they were looking at Banhua Wang Yue, who sat in the row behind me, so I ignored it — until my roommate sent me a video.
The video showed me falling on Zhu Lihua. My left hand was clearly seen grabbing her chest.
On social media, the video was being reposted by everyone in class. The comments mocked me: "Trying to take advantage of even the ugliest girl? Disgusting stinky loser."
"Damn it! Who recorded this?!" I wanted to hit someone — but didn't have the courage.
Watching the video again, I noticed the recording angle was from Wang Lei's direction.
Could it be her? I turned to look — and met her eyes.
She gave me a look of utter disgust, shook her phone at me, and said, "Diaosi will always be a diaosi."
It really was her.
That bitch Wang Lei posted the video. Soon, everyone would know what I'd done.
"Wang Lei! Why are you doing this to me?!" I shouted, furious.
"Hmph. You're blaming me for your own disgusting actions?" Wang Lei crossed her arms and stared at me with contempt.
"Yeah, disgusting! Touching the fat girl's chest, hahaha," others jeered, siding with her.
Even Banhua Wang Yue didn't say anything. She just frowned at me — clearly disgusted too.
Wang Lei… I'll never forgive you. Wang Yue was my first crush!
Only Fan Tingting and Zhu Lihua stood by me. Even my roommate didn't defend me.
Fan Tingting said she didn't think I'd do such a thing. But Zhu Lihua surprised me — she was the victim. She should be angry. Why did she support me?
And what did "+2 Friend Degree with Zhu Lihua" mean?
I was too embarrassed to stay. I ran out of the classroom.
"Wang Lei, I'll make you regret this. Just wait."
I opened the phone.
"Mission 2: Steal a piece of underwear from a female classmate within 1 hour. Item: 1-Minute Invisibility Potion — makes your body invisible for 1 minute upon use."
Note: Quest items assist in completing missions. Using them outside a mission will result in punishment.
I was shocked.
"Invisibility potion? Is that even real?"
I searched but couldn't find it. Then I noticed a prompt: All items appear in the prop box.
Wait — wasn't the courier box the prop box?
I ran back to the dormitory and opened the courier box. Sure enough, the potion was inside.
Holding the potion in my hand, I was now convinced the game was real — and I was beginning to enjoy it.
But how would I steal a girl's underwear? The dorms were locked, and I only had an hour.
Wait — the next class is PE. Many girls shower afterward. That would be my chance.
To ensure success, I spent another 100 gold coins to buy the Master Key.
Master Key: Can unlock any lock in the world.
"When the girls are showering, I'll sneak in, use the Master Key on Wang Lei's locker, and steal all her clothes. Let's see how she likes that."
Just thinking about it made me laugh.