Hey! I'm Kaneo Tsukishiro! I recently found an amazing controller and I'm living my youth to the fullest! Huh? Why am I so hyped up from the start!?
"...Who should I make fall next..."
I'm so tired from thinking about it that I'm in a weirdly high-spirited mood, just get the hint... To be honest, it hasn't been that long since I made Asia fall. In fact, it's the next day. The next morning. The academy is on break. But just because it's a break doesn't mean I'm messing around with Asia, Irina, or Xenovia. I can't just call them out every single time, even on a day off... For now, the target is Rias.
If I can just make her fall, everything will be manageable, but they are the main fighting force of the so-called Heaven-Underworld alliance, the DxD. They can't refuse when they get a job, so for now, I'm letting them prioritize that as much as possible... but who to make fall next... It's still too early to go after Rias. I need to solidify my foundation a bit more... Having only three allies is unsettling.
If I could just get the girls other than Akeno and Rias on my side , in addition to the current three... The one most likely to respond to a call from Asia is... Koneko Toujou, who boasts immense popularity among the lolicon boys (like Motohama).
Should I go for her...? From there, I could connect to her classmate, Ravel, and I'd like to make Koneko's Nekomata sister fall, but... I hear there's a battle maniac called the White Dragon Emperor. Koneko's sister is apparently his companion, so who knows what would happen if I made a move... However, if I can get the sister who followed a guy like that on my side , the difficulty of conquering other women would drop significantly…
Ravel or the sister... it's a tough choice... Should I fight? No way, I hate pain... Huh? Don't I have pain nullification on? Even with it, what hurts, hurts... Yesterday, Irina made some food or something, and when I took a bite after making Asia fall, it hurt a lot. Even though it was food. But it looked bad, so I think it was better that I was prepared... I want to know about a dish where the pain comes before the bad taste. No one but me could eat something like that.
But, putting that terrifying fact aside .
"That girl is a Nekomata..."
I wonder if catnip would work on her even as a Nekomata...? If it does, there's no better way to use it. But if it doesn't work, it's bad news. I'll be killed. I've heard a story about how Hyoudou and the others were half-killed when their peeking from the 'Gentlemen's VIP Seats' was discovered.
Come to think of it, reincarnated devils are reincarnated into devils by using Evil Pieces, which are modeled after chess pieces, and they gain abilities corresponding to each piece, right?
I think Koneko was a Rook... She's so small, yet she's a Rook... Speaking of Rooks, wasn't Rossweisse-sensei also a Rook...? Those two have similar hair colors and are connected by being Rooks... though their body types are completely different.
...Alright, I've decided.
"My next targets, in order, will be Koneko Toujou, Ravel Phoenix, and Rossweisse-sensei."
They don't have a trio name, but I'll think of a good one later. In that case, the first one I should go after is... probably Koneko. I've seen plenty of big boobs, so it's not bad to enjoy small ones for a change. For now, I need to gather information... I don't know anything, like what class she's in... If I use Asia, who's particularly close to her, I should be able to lure her out. After that, I just need to deal with that power of hers.
Anyway, first, food... I almost died yesterday (from Irina's cooking), so I didn't feel like eating dinner... I'm hungry.
"Anyway, I'll just hurry downstai-AAAAAH!?"
As I tried to rush down the stairs, I unfortunately missed a step and tumbled from the very top. While I was falling, my mind was somehow able to think about a lot of things. Ah, this must be my punishment for making fun of Irina's food, and now when I die, my soul won't go to heaven but will be sent to the underworld, where I won't be able to hold beautiful women but will instead be held by ugly ones.
While having these nonsensical delusions, I seemed to have hit the bottom, and I felt sparks fly in my head. Ah, so this is the end. My parents aren't home right now, and I'll die like this without anyone noticing or making a fuss, just because I missed a step on the stairs. My head feels warm and it smells of iron, so blood must be flowing from my head. That'll make the area smell like iron, and even though it's not hot today, if I'm left here, my body might rot and attract flies... Huh? Wait? I'm actually feeling pretty good, aren't I?
"...I'm alive... Surprisingly okay... but my body won't move... I'm alive even though a lot of blood is flowing out... Oh right, I'm immortal, aren't I...? And my wound regeneration speed is faster than a normal person's... But still, why can't I move?"
Thinking that, I somehow managed to lift my head with a cracking, unpleasant sound and checked the state of my body. I was very convinced of the reason why I couldn't move. Of course—
"There's no way I can move when my whole body is bent in weird directions..."
Still, I can tell that I'm steadily healing, because I'm starting to hear cracking and squishing sounds. If I wait for about another hour, I'll definitely be fully healed. Until then, I hope at least my arms will heal...
An hour later.
"...Alright, I'm healed. I'm really glad I had the pain nullification on."
That was probably a level of pain a normal person couldn't withstand... which means Irina's cooking is definitely something no one can withstand.
Now then, first, let's clean up. I'll wipe up the blood and enjoy a normal day for the first time in a while.
From tomorrow, the abnormal, the erotic and nonsensical that exists for my enjoyment, will welcome me again.
Good night, my abnormal for my sake. Good morning, my normal, serve me...
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