Alex : Don't you think it's too much?
Two girls chatting in the classroom
: IT WAS SOOO DAMN AWESOME!!!!! I LOVE KANT!!!
: HEY!! HE'S MINEE!!
: you guys should try ' we best love ' you will love it!!
Their's topic continues~~
Alex : This all useless talk is not only in classroom but everywhere! School!Library!bookstore!Cafe! And even toilet!! ( shout )
....
He starts his imaginary vlog
Alex : ( with calm voice ) hello guys wlc back to my channel... My name is Alex and today I am gonna share my feelings about so called ' gay Fandom ' ....( takes a deep breath) I just want to say that – ( max anger mood ) WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THE GIRLS NOW A DAYS!!??? ARE THEY MAD ?! PSYCHO!? ALL THEY TALK ABOUT IS GAY! GAY! GAY!! This gay! That bl! Just hearing this words makes me SICK! There isn't a single place where you can't find girls talking about this shits! Now a days boys are even afraid to talk , call , touch , etc, etc with other boys. If by chance their elbow mistakenly touch each other the girl behind them cover their mouth with their hands and starts to giggle and if a boy put his hands in his friend's shoulder like buddies, the girls will point at them with their eyes and be like -
: omggg~~ look at them>^<
:they look so lovely together!!>^<
: they are meant for eac–
( pause)
Alex: Cringe! Broo!! They are just buddies!! They are not meant for each other, well some might be... but not a all!! And because of these I hate girls !!
( this are imaginary comment asked to him in his mind, side question / side comment* SQ/SC)
Q. What about boys?
Alex: Ummm...Well I don't get along with boys too
Q. Why?
Alex: Well that's because i am an introvert and don't have the guts to talk with ppl oh! And I am pretty lame...umm..soo..hmm..yk
Q. Do you have gf?
Alex: Oh!! Oofcourse I doo~~~ I ain't like yo-
Stop lying (SC) Alex: Boohoo!! T^T fineee!! I don't! Happy now?! I am single like just you all boohoo!! OKAY NOW ENOUGH QUESTION!! Back to my topic! So, I was babbling that ( again starts the show) why does girls do this with us ?? I mean why?! We never did this with them did we? When they hold hands? Did you ever seen boys making GL Fandom?? Or did you ever saw boys acting weird and giggling while covering their mouth when they see two girls do something? * Well i don't mean that type of something in border daylight ok!*
They are just too much!
Bells rings.....
His imagination breaks
*oh! School is over , I have to hurry and buy my favorite comic book or eles it will be sold*
The bookstore was full of gay comic posters and full of girls fighting for the new bl comic book..
He got irritated , but ignored it and went to buy his comic book.
He was surprised to see that not a single which he wanted to buy was sold .
* Never mind i just got my book that's all ^-^*
After that he read the book out of curiosity but he couldn't, cuz it was chaos there.
Imagination starts....
He takes a deep breath and shouts in his mind and he becomes a spiderman and shut ever girls mouth with his spider web .
: Pisskauu! Pisskauu! Tisskauu!
While shutting ever girls mouth , one of the girl gets mad at him and yells at him!
: what right do you have to shut our mouth!!??
He laughs...
: Well I am.... no one ! Hah! ( acting dramatic with a dramatic post )
The girls starts at him speechless....
: fuck you!
Alex: same 2 u too batch ( and shut her too )
He was imagining this all in the bookstore are was laughing creepily
: look at that boy..... is he a pervert?
: let's goo I feels unsafe
His imagination breaks and then he goes home....
While going home two girls pass by
: Did you see?
: ofcourse! They look lovely!! >^<
After hearing this the boy immediately turned forward to see what were talking about and as he expected he saw two old man jogging. Well the old mann was just jogging while talking and laughing.
: Those gaydom maniac!!! Didn't even left those poor old man! Tsk!
In home....
: I am back!!
He heard someone crying from the living room..
: Mom? Why are you crying?
: Oh! Sniff* you are back? It's nothing! Sniff*
: really? ( worried)
: ( breaks into tears) it'sss everything!!
: hah!( smile ) so now tell me what happened? Did you lost your fake diamond ring again , which father gave to youto impress?
: No!! ( cry ) it's safe in the locker
: soo? ( confused) why are you crying?
:( breaks into tears again) I think we are getting divorce
: Oh! I see it's was divorce ( his network is slow loading) ..... what divorce!? Now? After having a soon to be 19 yrs son??
: Oh! Sweetie i don't want it too yk how much I love your father ( cry )
: then why the shi- aahem! I mean why this topic now??
: ( crying ) don't swear honey, your father have been coming home very late for few weeks
: ohhh! C'mon mommm!! He must be busy~~
: No! That's not all !! The case just started! He is always having dinner outside !
: ohh! He don't want to give you trouble that's why- interrupt*
: The fuck trouble!!!
* Didn't you just told me not to swear??!*
: he smells of different lady perfume!!!
: holy shittt!! you even smells him!??
:Don't swear!! Ofcourse it my duty to investigate him when he comes home !!
:Ahh! Seriously mom?
: My case is not over yet!! I have one last proof! With which i will win the case that he is seeing someone!!
: what is it?
: See this
Show him some photos
: Mom! Quit taking pictures of dad when he is sleeping!! It's creepily me out!
: Don't watch my husband!! Watch the mark in his neck!!
: Oh! What is that? Isn't that insect bite? May be a mosquito?
:Noh!! It's not!!
His father comes back ....
: honey~~ I am home~~
: Oh Dear! You are home ! Soo soon? ( goes out of the living room )
: Well I've been busy for quite a few couples of weeks and i thought you might be angry soo I brought you a gift! ( smiles and give her )
: Oh! Honey! ( cry and hug him ) thank you soo much!!! I love you dear
: me too sweetheart ( kiss her ) oh! Btw we have a guest...
: hello! I hope I didn't trouble you ( bow )
: Oh! Mr.Squash how could you!! You are welcome here anytime!! Please have a sit while I make dinner .
Mom went to make dinner
: Sup ! Mr.Squash how have you been?
: Fine as ever! Alex ^-^
: Son! What was the chaos going on here?
: Ohh!! It was just so-so of mom being worried of you think, you would cheat on her~~
:what no wayyy~~ why would i- interrupt*
: then what was that on your neck?! ( straight from the kitchen)
: Oh! Honey ~~ it was just a mosquito bite that's all~~
: See! Mother~~ i told you!
: Oh! I see sorry for doubting you honey ~~
My mother went to make dinner and i regret saying that to Mother cuz i saw my father making an eye contact with that man and ... i hate to say this but something was going on between them... and i hated it ! My head was heavy, it was spinning! All in could hear and see was GAY! GAY GAY!
Every fucking things is just soo gay!
He slowly moves towards his upstairs room and fainted!
* how could he do this too mom?! Who loves him with her whole heart, the women who believe every fucking words dad's says even when a little child could tell he is lying. He have always did this with mom from when I was little, he never takes her out on date, gives her cheap and strange things which women's hate , shopping, or family trip and mom doesn't get angry too, today was the first time I saw mom doubting , as if it was not real... could it be ... he never loved mom? And was just using her , so that he could live happily with his secret lover and ofcourse a stupid women like my mom who melt in a sec is the best to use as a cover. Oh! Wait a sec! If I think about it i don't even lookalike with any of my parents.... wthh man!*
He feels like drowning....
* my whole life was a lie *
He can't see anything, feels anything or hear anything but suddenly heard someone calling and felt warm
...
* is someone calling me ?*
ay...ay..
* ? *
: GRAYY!!
Suddenly his vision becomes clear and saw a beautiful blonde silky long hair ,eyes crystal clear blue and pale fair skin and she looked worried
: Gray! ( hug him ) finally you're awake! I was soo worried about you, let me check your fever first ( checks ) oh! Thanks goodness it gone ( reliefs)i was soo worried you have been sleeping for 20 hrs , how are you feeling now?
Alex: ...
: Gray are you fine?
* who is this women? And why is she calling me Gray?? Don't tell me i have Reincarnated!!*
Suddenly heard ran away from the room , house and runs down the streets in his pajamas and bare feet. He runs and observe that the girl here are not talking about gay or bl and he goes to the bookstore and didn't saw a single gay posters . It felt as if in this world the " gay " think didn't exist , so he check the dictionary and found it exists but ppl here are not obsessed over it like in his pass life .
Alex: wow! It doesn't matter whatever this place is but i like it already!!
He goes back to the place he ran away from and say the lady waiting for him worried and suddenly heard felt guilty.
: Gray!Why did you ran away? Is everything's ok?( worried)
: i am sorry I made you worried like that( guilty)
: it's ok son let's goo back.
Inside...
: water?
: sure! ( left )
* So, she's my mom and i am her son Gray! Hmm ( looks in the mirror) woh! Mann I am soo damn gorgeous!! I look just like her! Hmm... soo did I Reincarnated into something that I readed? But there are many blonde hair character and i can't remember any now. Just for now leave it i will know it later when the stories goes on.
His mom enters..
: here~ ( hands him the glass of water )
: Tq mom!
: how are you feeling now?
: much better..
: Great! I was worried that due to your fever you will miss your first day of highschool.
: i am fit and fine mom! Don't worry I won't miss my first day of HSchool mom
THE NEXT DAY
: Rise and shine sweetie! It's your very first day of your new high school~~~
Open's the window curtain
: gash! Oh Mom! Close the curtain!!
: No! Honey, wake up!
: pliss...mom just 5min- interrupt*
Opens his eyes with her finger
: Gahhh!!!!! Ohhshittt Maa eyesss!!!!! ( blinded by light lol )
* she is scary mann *
While eating breakfast....
: Make lots and lots of friends dear and if possible a daughter in law too!
: pfff! What???! ( eyes coming out )
She says nothing and smiles...
Faeww monists laitor...
: bye mom!
She stand infront of the gate and wave him bye with a warm cute smile....
As he walks to school he thinks she is little strange and also scaryas hell .....
* hmm... soo.. what happened to her original son?... thinks*..... whatever ~~~ got nothing to do with me~~*
In school...
As he arrived at his classroom as saw the classroom president ( how did he know? Cuz he have seen him before and heard about him from the girls in the bookstores) and his other classmates he knew he was flock up!
Cuz he have non other than Reincarnated into a bl novel where he is the top of 3mad biting dogs
Alex: ( shout ) FUCK YOU AUTHOR!!!!!!!!
( author: hehe u too enjoy ~~ ;)