I entered the game. FCK!
Shit no why! Kusou ga aru! Ni mammamama!!!! （你妈） This was not supposed to happen. 😳😳😳🤯🤯🤯☹️☹️☹️☹️In front of me stood a menacing and evil horse, I could tell it hated lesbians. Just look at its eyes, ugly, vile. This fatty had the gal to rush me. 10100000 horses raced through my mind in this instant, and by using micro thinking, i was able to calculate the exact time to employ my secret family technique… yeah…. Neuron activation ensued and electricity ran through my delicate veins, my 5'3 feminine and petite frame was able to shift my massive bazongas right by 2 degrees which gave my tiny body enough momentum to soar out of the stinky barn. I missed the horses' charge by a centimetres breadth, as it swept past my A4 size cinched waist. I flew out of the barns' open window in a beautiful arc. I fell, breathless and scared, the world was a horrible place, and it had no place for me, a lesbian.
And then, my iron deficiency caught up to me! Alas, I have fainted.