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SYNOPSIS | Initially an ‘Average Joe’, or thoroughly mediocre person, Bob, born with F- grade genetic potential had an epiphany that day when he read in his science textbook that "The goal of all living things was to reproduce". Stumbling upon Epigenetics, a Theory which states that every organism can alter its genetic potential as a result of their own actions and in the right environmental conditions, Bob begins to study and train in order to improve his Genetic Quality, in order to become a genetic success and attain Immortality. One day he picks up a manual entitled “The Art of Rizz, Vol. 1” dropped by a grandfather who is seeking a disciple to pass on his teachings, and so begins Bob’s Adventures as he embarks on the path of becoming a Grand Rizzmaster, and achieving Immortality with endless achievements, the most important one being to achieve Evolutionary success and to ensure his DNA is passed on successfully. Read and follow along with the Adventures of Bob in this unique ‘Coming’-of-age Tale and get ready for a ‘Wild Ride’. And no! Not… necessarily the one you’re now thinking of now… ! (Get that mind out of the gutter :P!!!) Rating: PG Parental Guidance recommended ___ • Any and all terms and ‘epiphanies’ in this work are intended as satire for comedic effect and should not be taken seriously. • All characters, places and events are fictional unless otherwise stated. • The aim is to Entertain. Enjoy ! ✨ • Read and you won't regret* *Disclaimer: 50% probability.

God(s). Angels. Demons. Monsters. They can be more real than you’d like… And more humane too… Maybe way too much… ... … In a world with supernatural races secretly living among humans, this is the story of Lúcio Arabrantes, a lad from Minas Gerais, Brazil. If you expected an unlucky, jobless protagonist… NOT HERE, FOLKS! Owner of a jewelry shop in one of the best shopping centers of Belo Horizonte, he certainly is a successful lad! Regarding his luck… WEEEEEELL… To start, our lad has a weird syndrome and a frail body (oh dear, someone could mistake his condition as a curse…), without mentioning the disappearance of the medical artifact created by his parents that could heal him after an accident. Yeah, very original and nothing strange… But this isn't everything. The shop is nothing more than a facade for Lúcio's real business: the store Buriti de Ouro, specialized in artifacts, magical scrolls and talismans, seals, arcane forging, formations, matrices and other mystical miscellaneous; located in the Brazil Street, Latin America Zone, Heavenly Commercial District. Yes, our jeweler works in Heaven. Literally. But what is Lúcio’s cheat power? Is he the descendant of some god, dragon, spirit or devil? No, he is just a normal human with a… Not so normal job… Skills above everyone else? Despite being an inscriptionist and artificer, surpassing the gods and other races is complicated… Could it be knowledge of a past life? Well, Lúcio studied a lot, he works hard, but he never had an ancient great Grandmaster of a supreme sect or a primordial creation god to teach him secret techniques. For now… However, for the ruin of his peaceful lifestyle (if that's even possible in such a world) and rejoice of our readers, his “normal” life changes when a random box appears on his doorstep. Inside the box lies a missed artifact, the Aurum Nucleus, the same thing that disappeared and could cure his weird body condition. But the artifact has a special bonus: it hosts the spirit of a… Certain woman… … … You already know that a lot of shit is gonna happen, right? Mercenaries and mobsters appearing to screw the party? Yes. Two dudes on a motorcycle trying to rob him? We are in Brazil, what did you expected? Old bully from college trying to make a fuss in the shop? Check. Aztec sect kidnapping and trying to offer him to a weakened Aztec god? Yep- Uhhh... The girlfriend is also kidnapped, but by a group of giants with colorful hairs and eyes living on a lost island in the Atlantic Ocean? Certainly- Hold up… Trouble with the island’s church from which the first angels (aka Celestials) and demons (Abyssals btw) come from? Of course- Wait, wait… The lost past of forgotten primordial gods, involving secrets about the origin of everything, schemes and plans of ancient entities, prophecies about the Apocalypse, wars between pantheons, clans and even different dimensions, machinations that could change the world order… Uhhhh… I think you folks got the idea… Fortunately, Lúcio has family and friends to support him in these troubles. From the cheese broas teached by his grandmother, the cheats, tricks and quirks of his family, a little help from adventurer friends, the love of his yander- cahem- protective girlfriend, and the strength of… Golden allies… This is an ordinary and chaotic story, unique and common, boring and funny, unexpected and predictable, pleasant and *censored*, and many other adjectives. So expect lots of jokes and memes (good or not, idc, my humor sense is wild), lovely or bland moments, references and mysteries, obvious or not. And as the novel’s name says, this is a story about gods and alchemy, with a certain island in the middle of the chaos… Discord server link: https://discord.gg/EjG4cBjrkJ

The world of Tenebrous has been plagued by demons for as long as mankind can remember. Disasters, death, and destruction - all trace back to these mysterious beings. With sorcery as their only weapon, humanity fights back. CODE: ZERO tells the story of Code - a quiet boy possessed by the very demon that once brought ruin to the world. Living with a tragic past and facing an uncertain future, he clings to one goal: To rid the world of demons. Action. Fantasy. Adventure. Step into CODE: ZERO.

Kael Lughson, a modern-day college student and martial arts prodigy, never expected his museum visit to turn into a one-way ticket to a war-torn, mythical Ireland. Thrust into the realm of Ériu, Kael is imbued with the divine power of Lugh, the Many-Skilled God, and wields the legendary Gáe Bolg—a spear that never misses and curses its foes with thorny doom. Marked by prophecy as the spear-bearer destined to unify or destroy the land, Kael must navigate a world of gods, monsters, and ancient clans, all while battling the Fomorians, a race of monstrous invaders led by the sinister Balor. But Kael isn’t alone. Guided by Morrígan, the seductive war goddess, and trained by Scáthach, the stoic warrior-queen, he attracts a growing harem of mythical heroines—each with their own powers, pasts, and affections. From the wise Sidhe queen Ériu to the fiery archer Gráinne, Kael’s charm and strength draw them into his quest, forging bonds of love and loyalty amidst the chaos of war. Yet, as his power grows, so does the risk of the Ríastrad, a berserk state that could consume him.

A kung Fu panda 4 You won't regret Reading I Actually made this book 2 years ago in 2023 and it ended in early 2024, basically a Kung fu panda taking place in a Alternate Universe I did Made a lot of things Clear It has Great twist in the end so Stay tuned to Find out,

Transmigrated into the Pokémon world, Axel starts off with a hellish combo; parents missing, broke as hell, flunked his exams. A proper rock-bottom start? Sure. But Axel’s got one thing going for him: the Tag System. 1. No background? — His tag [Both Parents Deceased] upgrades to the supreme-level [Both Parents Kings,]. Turns out his missing parents fell into a secret realm, bonded with the twin gods Solgaleo & Lunala, now in control of the Ultra Wormhole. 2. No money? — Tag [Penniless] becomes [Eating Soft Rice with a Hard Bite]. He should be broke, but lucky for him, he’s just as handsome as the readers. Now rich beauties line up just to feed him. 3. Bad talent? — Not anymore. His [Ralts] fuses with [Fairy Queen], faster casting, stronger power, and freaky-good skill comprehension. — His [Gible] fuses with 【Infinite Evolution】; World level cap is 100, but guess what? His level 999 Garchomp was a gift from a friend... Years Later: Just as Team Rocket unites all villains into the ultimate Rainbow Rocket and prepares to dominate the world— Axel steps out, “Gentlemen, let me introduce myself. Standing before you is the Hoopa Trainer, Master of the Fairy Queen, Crown Prince of the Ultra Wormhole, and the guy who taught Green everything she knows…” “Alright. Now you may try to attack me.” Groudon: ‘Who dares? I’ll freaking fly over there and kick you myself!‘ Black Rayquaza: “Rainbow Rocket? Just a breeze and a little frost.” Villain Squad: “???” [Schedule: 2 Chapters/Day] — 1st Pokemon: Pheromosa — 2nd Pokemon: Ralts — 3rd Pokemon: Duraludon — 4th Pokemon: Dragonair — 5th Pokemon: Ho-Oh — 6th Pokemon: Mewtwo — 7th Pokemon: Nihilego — 8th Pokemon: Magikarp [This has many game elements so read at your own knowledge] ═❀═IT'S A TRANSLATION═❀═ RAW: 宝可梦：沙奈朵后宫与标签系统

Continuation of “Shut Up Dragon! I Don't Want to Have Children With You!”. Chapter 1-155 are uploaded under ZenonTL_2 username. Arranged marriage? Or a child first and then love? After being defeated and captured, the dragon slayer Leon became the prisoner of the Silver Dragon Queen. Facing certain death, Leon made a desperate move. In a twist of fate, he impregnated the queen right before he was supposed to die. He thought that by doing this, he could condemn the queen to live with the shame for the rest of her life, fulfilling his mission as a dragon slayer. But two years later, when Leon opened his eyes, he found a little dragon girl with a tail beside him. "Daddy! You finally woke up!" Not only was Leon alive, but he had also become the father of this little dragon girl. After that, the Silver Dragon Queen started her relentless revenge. In a way that was truly "tit for tat," she subjected Leon to non-stop bed exercises. But as a mere human, how could he possibly withstand the unending onslaught of a dragon's... desires? Leon decided to escape. However, every attempt ended in failure. Finally, under the queen’s threats and bribes, he resigned himself to being a stay-at-home dad. “Hm, you’ve been behaving well. I’ll reward you by having a second child with me,” the queen declared. Leon swore, “I’d rather die! I’ll leap from the Silver Dragon Palace, and I still won’t have a second child with you!" ﹌﹌ ITS A TRANSLATION﹌﹌ Raw: 闭嘴恶龙我不想再跟你生孩子了 Author:奶昔尾尾酱 ═❀═❀═❀═❀═❀═❀═ Schedule: 2 Chapters/Day

The story follows Yugen, a seasoned Yu-Gi-Oh! player from the modern world who transmigrates into a world where the game is a fundamental part of life. He quickly discovers that powerful cards like Pot of Greed and Graceful Charity still exist and are incredibly overpowered, unlike their forbidden status in his original world. However, acquiring rare cards in this new world is extremely difficult and expensive, with some even being unobtainable. Leveraging his vast experience, Yugen decides to build a deck based on the concept of "Hand Destruction"—a strategy focused on controlling the opponent's hand to prevent them from playing cards. In his first duel at a local dojo, Yugen faces Sato Koji, an overconfident Level 3 duelist. Yugen relentlessly uses cards like Delinquent Duo, Drop Off, and Don Zaloog to systematically deplete Koji's hand and deck. Koji, initially smug, spirals into panic and frustration as he finds himself unable to summon any monsters. Ultimately, Koji loses his composure and attempts to physically assault Yugen, leading to his disqualification and defeat. The narrative highlights Yugen's "mind-game" and "frustration-inducing" tactics, drawing a stark contrast between the "fantasy Yu-Gi-Oh!" depicted in the anime and the brutal "real Yu-Gi-Oh!" where the goal is not just to win, but to ensure the opponent can't even play the game.

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Don’t have looks? Don’t have money? A complete nobody? Fear not! Because you’re definitely doing better than Dante! After reincarnating in a pathetic mine infested with goblins and a spider the size of a wagon, Dante discovers he has one thing no one else in this magical world does: shamelessness — and a lot of creativity! Armed with intelligence, strategy, an RPG system, and a kind of charisma anyone can fake, Dante is determined to level up, earn respect, and rule the world! Win at life and overcome every twist — even if the whole world thinks you’re the ugliest thing alive! ==================== This story is about a badass guy who ended up dying tragically and being reincarnated in a magical world to become a better person. This doesn't necessarily mean he'll become a better person. In fact, you'll see him use absurd strategies to gain fame and notoriety. The character has completely bizarre and even comical attitudes, but that doesn't mean he's stupid. Quite the opposite. In this story, you will find a harem — as the title suggests — lots of adventure and as the story develops, you'll see a kingdom system. The focus will be on the context within the world and on the people (worldbuilding). It's a story focused on a guy who wants to do well in life and HOW he's going to achieve that (even though he's ugly). The unique part of the story is that, technically, you can apply some of the lessons from the story yourself. Of course, keeping in mind that it's a fantasy. But nothing the protagonist did is impossible to apply (I'm living proof of that). That said, happy reading. ==================== [2-3 chapters per day]

If you had a golden apple, who would you give it to? Invited to the banquet, Luo En saw the golden apple in the plate inscribed with "To the fairest goddess" and the three goddesses embroiled in dispute before him, and he picked up a knife with a smug smile. The first step, peeling; he gave the skin to Aphrodite. "To be fair, you're quite pretty. As a layer of skin, you're not bad to look at." The second step, slicing the flesh; he gave that to Hera. "As the queen of heaven, yet everyone in Olympus from 800-year-olds to animals has cuckolded you, including males, females, and even sheep. Since you can't save face anyway, take these insides." The third step, he gave the remaining core to Athena. "You were supposed to be born a male god and take over Zeus's position, but due to Zeus's shenanigans, you lost that seed, so here, have this core." Aphrodite clenched her fists, Hera raised her scepter, Athena summoned her spear and shield... Seeing this, Luo En quickly stepped back, shielding the goddess of discord, Eris, firmly in front of him. "And you still want to be the goddess of discord? Look at me; I got them to unite at once, even better than you with your instigation." "..." Surrounded by Greek gods sharpening their knives, Eris was left in silence.

Xia Mi found himself transported into a classic JRPG game, becoming a villager in a beginner's village. His biggest wish was to save money and marry a woman from a different race as his wife, live a peaceful and worry-free life, and eventually pass away peacefully. One day, the heroes defeated the Demon King. [Name: Xia Mi] [Profession: Villager] New addition: [Profession: Successor to the Demon King] "Quickly take action, Demon King! Kill all the heroes! Restore the glory of the demon race!" Wait, did something go wrong here? In the beginner's village, where Xia Mi spent his days farming and serving as a passer-by, he suddenly had an identity panel. But he was just a villager in the beginner's village! "Where is the Demon King? Where is the Demon King?" News of the Demon King's emergence spread across the continent, and every hero who came here to defeat the Demon King could see a constant stream of monsters in the beginner's village, but never caught sight of the Demon King. A villager from the beginner's village: Demon King? I'm just a villager. I have no idea what it is.

Wandering the rivers and lakes, stopping every now and then Unfolding the memories of youth's drift Having walked through this world today, with countless lingering attachments The wind has started to blow from the past

Aura regularly joins her boyfriend, Navi, his best friend Kai, and his cousin Lucas in Galaxy Alliance: The Void War gaming sessions, even though she still plays on a PC with a controller while they wear VR headsets. Their team holds first place on the game's national leaderboard thanks to Navi, who is excellent at the game's tactics. One day, while the four are immersed in a gaming session, a strange message appears on the screen. “The top ten teams of your world have been selected and will now take part in the Galaxy Alliance Recruitment Trial.” And before they can make any sense of the message, they are teleported from their rooms. Aura wakes up on a storm-swept planet, dress in a combat suit, and is task with completing a trial to reunite with her friends and reach a pickup point in 24 hours. All while fighting waves of Void spawn.

"Mr. You Xuan, many people believe that the current state of the dueling world has become increasingly unhealthy, with heavy trap decks and overly defensive strategies dominating the mainstream. As the new King of Duelists, how do you respond to claims that this negative trend was sparked by you?" a journalist asked during an interview. "Slander! Pure slander!" You Xuan angrily responded to the accusation. "How can they say I’m the one who led this trend astray? Dueling has always been like this!" --------------- If you want early access to +10 Advance chapters and to support the continuation of this story, consider subscribing to my Patreon. Your support means a lot and helps me bring more great content to you! Join me on Patreon: Patreon.com/flokixy

Title: Kiss of the Vampire: The Girl with the Sharp Sword Genres: Dark Fantasy • Action • Supernatural • Tragedy • Adventure Synopsis: Deyviel was just a reckless high schooler with a strong sense of justice—until he and his best friend Denver got pulled into a hidden war against vampires. Recruited by a secret hunter organization, their lives turned into a fight for survival in the shadows. But when a powerful Vampire Queen rises and threatens to unravel the fragile peace between humans and monsters, Deyviel is forced to make choices no hero should face. Beside him is Maya—a cold and deadly swordswoman with secrets of her own. Together with their squad, they must battle beasts, betrayals, and an ancient force that could end the world. What happens when the hero is destined to become the villain? What will you sacrifice… to save everything?

In an world were seeming to live in the past where chaos and disaster is the norm and technology runs on steam and mysticism is almost a legel practice how could one from the future or past understand and raise to found the truth about the world in story we will follow the journey of Soulless as he attempts to protect those he as grown to love and reach the top in the process

This is a Patreon Exclusive that updates +20 chapters ahead at all times: https://www.patreon.com/Zocatarr --- He's an experienced world-hopper with an impressive track record! But what if his "thoughtful" employer offers a little surprise instead of the well-deserved vacation? --- Synopsis below: A breezy tale of a hero who winds up in the Marvel-11 universe, and naturally, we all know where that’s headed... All intimate scenes will be clearly marked (+18). Tags: Marvel-11, Harem, Adventure, Sex, Humor, Transmigration, r18, Fanfiction

Archon: A title that is equivalent to the title of a god in the both beautiful and treacherous world of Eldoria Those who possess these titles are not only considered the best in their specific field, but also stand on top of the hierarchy chain existing outside of law and government. Yuki Sato: Passionated Otaku, the weakest of the weak and a literal living corpse finds himself in this world after his death, being a mere ant in comparison to those above him. However, even though his body is so weak that the term "twig-person" wouldn't even be an insult, but a perfect description of him, he navigates through this new world with a mind sharper than the most legendary sword and a cunning, richer than most kings, ultimately aiming for the position of an archon himself. This is the story of the living corpse devouring the gods.

Just when Saiki Kusuo thought he had finally secured a quiet, asteroid-free life, a cosmic glitch rips through reality itself—thanks to a poorly timed miracle and an unstable psychic reset. The result? Universes begin to collide, and Saiki finds himself unwillingly playing interdimensional host to a cast of absurdly powerful and even more absurdly dysfunctional guests. From explosive mages like Megumin to dramatic shadow-obsessed vigilantes like Shadow, overpowered loners like Jin-Woo, and unpredictable oddballs like Gojo Satoru, Saiki's apartment—and mental stability—is pushed to the limit. His goal is simple: fix the glitch, send these walking headaches back to their own worlds, and finally return to peace and coffee jelly. But just when Saiki thinks he’s turning everything back to normal and getting rid of the uninvited guests, a more eerie, mysterious, and unexplained phenomenon begins to surface—one that no amount of psychic power can fully predict. Something darker is watching from the cracks between worlds… and it might not be as easy to banish. Because sometimes, the real disaster isn’t the guests—it’s what followed them in. Also, who knew dimensional collapse came with this many catchphrases, explosions, and unpaid catering bills? ... Includes: The Disastrous Life of Saiki K Eminence in Shadow Konosuba Re: zero Mushoku Tensei Dr. Stone Chainsawman Jujutsu Kaisen and much more to add.