Daily Meme
There will be a second chapter today!
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"Galaxy Impact!" (Check here)
Nezu's ears twitched. His tea cup tilted slightly in his paws. "Oh my~"
Then I swung.
A sonic boom cracked through the air. The pressure alone made the ground below buckle. Nezu's stupid little tea table launched into the stratosphere. My fist was a fucking comet, a molten wrecking ball, a goddamn extinction event aimed straight at his annoying, fluffy head.
And then—
A massive hand caught my wrist.
The shockwave shattered the rooftop beneath us. The air pressure alone sent metal debris flying. But my punch? It stopped. Just like that.
I looked up.
All Might.
The man's grip was like a steel vice. His hair whipped in the wind, his usual smile nowhere to be seen. His brows furrowed. "That is quite enough, young Midoriya."
The heat from my attack burned against his palm, but he didn't flinch. He held my arm firm, locked in place like a goddamn immovable wall.
The system beeped.
[ENDLESS MOMENTUM HALTED. FORCE REVERTING. EXCESS ENERGY DISPERSING.]
A rush of heat vented from my knuckles as the built-up force bled into the air, scattering in a wave of kinetic energy. The building below groaned from the strain.
"I was aiming for the doge."
Nezu cleared his throat. "Rodent, actually!"
"Same shit." I yanked my wrist free. My skin was hot, still buzzing from the energy dump. "This was part of the plan."
Yaoyorozu's voice cracked through the earpiece. "Your plan was to crater the principal?!"
"Close enough."
Nezu giggled. Fucking giggled. "Oh, that was exhilarating! You truly are an unpredictable variable, young Midoriya!"
All Might sighed. "That was some punch, Young Midoriya. If I did not know any better, I would think you were trying to kill the Principal."
I snorted. "I was."
Nezu laughed. "Hahaha! Did I tilt you? Bro, I tilt you to madness, hahaha!"
I groaned, muttering curses under my breath.
Yaoyorozu stomped over. "Are you insane?"
I rolled my shoulders. "Only slightly."
"Only slightly?" She gestured at the mess. "You nearly cratered the training ground! You almost hit the Principal at terminal velocity! You—" She inhaled sharply. "You need to think before you act!"
Nezu beamed. "Oh, but it was quite the spectacle! Truly, a magnificent moment of unfiltered aggression!"
Yaoyorozu turned to him. "You are not helping!"
Nezu took another sip of tea. "Oh, I never do."
I dusted off my jacket. "So, did we pass, or was all of that just for laughs?"
Aizawa's voice crackled through the speakers. "Yaoyorozu reached the exit before time ran out. You pass. Barely."
I grinned. "That's all that matters."
Yaoyorozu glared. "That is not all that matters."
Kirishima whistled from the sidelines. "Bro, you almost sent the Principal to orbit."
Kaminari nodded. "Yeah, I blinked, and suddenly you were in space mode."
Jiro crossed her arms. "Seriously, what the hell was that?"
"Momentum," I said. "Lots of it."
Uraraka raised a brow. "And the whole 'trying to kill Nezu' thing?"
"He deserved it."
Nezu chuckled. "Perhaps."
Bakugo stomped over, shoving his hands in his pockets. "Tch. Took you long enough to use that damn speed for something interesting. Next time, make sure it lands."
"I do plenty of interesting things."
"Yeah, like running your mouth."
Izuku approached cautiously. "Uh, Ryuu, that last move… You broke the sound barrier."
"Neat."
Yaoyorozu pinched the bridge of her nose. "That is not 'neat.' That is reckless."
"I stopped, didn't I?"
"All Might stopped you."
"Same thing."
All Might shook his head. "Not quite."
Hagakure hopped next to me. "Okay, but like, real talk—how did that feel?"
"Like getting hit by a freight train while riding another freight train."
Sero scratched his head. "That makes no sense."
I shrugged. "Neither does half the shit we do."
Todoroki spoke up. "So, can you do that again?"
"Not without a lot of running room."
Kirishima patted my shoulder. "Still, that was manly as hell."
Aizawa cut in. "Alright, enough talking. There is still the last test. Midoriya, get the hell out."
I flailed my arms. "Fine, naked invisible girl in the field, so I am not welcomed. Got it."
Hagakure shouted, "Don't phrase it like that!"
Kaminari leaned back. "Nah, he's got a point. Ryuu being here kinda defeats the whole 'invisible' part."
Hagakure groaned. "You're not helping!"
Sero grinned. "Man, imagine being the only dude who actually has to leave. That's rough."
I shrugged. "Not like I wanna be here. I'm not about to risk catching a stray lawsuit because someone forgot I can see her."
Mineta, of course, had to open his mouth. "Trade places with me—ow!" Shoji smacked him before he could finish.
Yaoyorozu sighed. "This is not up for debate. Ryuu, just go wait outside."
I waved them off and started walking. "Enjoy the estrogen-filled battle or whatever."
Hagakure muttered, "He is the worst."
I called over my shoulder, "You're welcome."
Once outside, I leaned against a wall. The distant sounds of the match echoed through the hall, but I didn't bother peeking in. The moment I caught a glimpse, someone would start screaming, and I didn't need that headache.
Bakugo stomped out a few minutes later, looking pissed. "Tch. Stupid extra."
I raised a brow. "What did I do?"
He clicked his tongue. "Nothin'. Just pissed off."
I nodded. "Cool. Go explode the air somewhere else."
He scoffed but didn't leave. Instead, he crossed his arms and leaned against the opposite wall. We stood there in silence.
After a while, he muttered, "Dumbass rat got you good."
I snorted. "Nezu? Yeah, little freak had me running in circles."
"Tch. Should've just blown up the whole field."
"Yeah, and then I would have Recovery Girl stitching my dumbass back together."
Bakugo grunted but didn't argue.
A few minutes passed before the doors opened, and the girls started walking out. Hagakure sighed. "Okay, you can look now."
I turned back. "Who won?"
Kaminari dusted off his uniform. "We did."
Hagakure turned to me. "You seriously didn't peek?"
I raised a brow. "You really think I would risk my mom killing me over this?"
She sighed. "Fair."
Mineta looked devastated. "It's not fair."
Shoji picked him up and threw him over his shoulder. "We're going now."
I yawned. "Alright, exams done. Can we go nap now?"
Aizawa's voice cut through the chatter. "Results will be posted later. For now, go rest."
Kirishima stretched. "That's what I'm talking about!"
Uraraka cheered. "Who's up for food?"
Sero nodded. "Yeah, let's eat before we collapse."
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When we arrived at the classroom for the last day of the semester, everyone was brimming with energy—except, of course, Izuku.
"I think there is something wrong with reality," he muttered. "Everyone passed? It is too good to be true. I feel like we live in a parallel universe."
The rest of us ignored the loser nerd. We were going to Forest Lodge. That was all that mattered.
"Alright! Who's ready for the trip?" Mina grinned, stretching her arms.
"Hell yeah!" Kirishima said. "Training camp's gonna be great!"
"'Great' is a strong word," Kaminari muttered. "We all know they're gonna kick our asses."
Sero nodded. "Yeah, but at least it won't be written exams. I'll take bruises over brain damage."
Iida cleared his throat. "It is an opportunity for growth. We should take it seriously."
"Sure," Jiro said. "Serious suffering."
Yaoyorozu sighed. "It is meant to prepare us for real-world scenarios."
"So, suffering," I said.
She frowned but didn't argue.
Hagakure clapped her hands together. "Ooh, I need to pack! What's everyone bringing?"
"Clothes," I said.
"No shit," she muttered.
Uraraka hummed. "I should probably bring snacks."
"Smart," Sato said. "The school food's fine, but extra energy never hurts."
"Yo, for real, does anyone know if there's a pool?" Kaminari asked.
"I do not think we will have time for that," Iida said.
"Damn," Kaminari sighed.
Kirishima grinned. "Bet you just wanted to see the girls in swimsuits."
"Wha—no! That's not—" Kaminari flailed, but Mina was already laughing.
Mineta perked up. "Wait, is there a pool?"
"Absolutely not," Yaoyorozu said.
He groaned. "This school is the worst."
"Maybe don't be a creep, and things will work out for you," Jiro said.
"Doubt it," Sero added.
Izuku was still muttering about probabilities or some other nerd shit. Bakugo looked like he wanted to throw him out the window.
"You're stressing over nothing," I told him. "It's just a trip."
"That's what they want us to think!" Midoriya shot back. "Then, bam! Surprise attack. Unexpected test. Quirk assessment."
I raised a brow. "You need to get some fresh air, dude."
Tsuyu ribbited. "He has a point. Aizawa-sensei said it will be tougher than we expect."
"Cool," I said. "Not thinking about it."
Izuku groaned, rubbing his temples. "Why am I the only one concerned?"
"Because you're a nerd," Kaminari said.
"Because you overthink," Todoroki added.
Izuku sighed dramatically. "No one takes things seriously around here."
Aizawa walked in, looking like he had just rolled out of bed. "You'll all need to prepare accordingly. The training camp will push you beyond your limits."
"We already know," I said. "You've been saying that all week."
Aizawa ignored me. "Pack efficiently. Bring only what you need."
Mineta opened his mouth.
"No," Aizawa said immediately.
Mineta shut his mouth.
Aizawa tossed a stack of papers on the desk. "Here are the permission slips. If you don't turn these in, you're not going."
"Man, imagine forgetting," Sero said.
Kirishima nudged Kaminari. "That sounds like something you would do."
"I have, like, five reminders set," Kaminari muttered.
Mina sighed in relief. "Good. I would drag you there myself if you forgot."
"Same," Jiro said.
Kaminari blinked. "Wait, really?"
Mina shrugged. "Yeah. Wouldn't be the same without you."
He grinned. "Damn, y'all care about me?"
I side-eyed him. "Bro, we are going to be in a forest. You are our power bank."
Mina slapped her forehead. "Ryuu! We agreed not to tell him that!"
Kaminari blinked. "Wait, what?"
Jiro sighed. "You really didn't figure that out?"
Kaminari turned to Mina. "Dude."
Mina held her hands up. "Look, I was gonna tell you eventually."
He groaned. "Man, I thought you guys actually wanted me there for, like, friendship or whatever."
Sero patted his back. "We do. Also, you're a walking generator."
Kaminari dropped his head onto his desk. "This is why I have trust issues."
Tsuyu tilted her head. "Ribbit. Would you prefer if we pretended it wasn't true?"
He groaned louder.
Aizawa barely looked up from his sleeping bag. "Alright. You have the details. Pack what you need. Don't do anything stupid."
Iida nodded. "Understood."
Aizawa closed his eyes again. "Then get out."
Mina stretched as we left. "Man, I hope they let us chill at some point."
"Ribbit. Maybe," Tsuyu said.
Kirishima grinned. "Think we'll have time for anything besides training?"
Jiro shook her head. "Doubt it. This is U.A."
Kaminari was still muttering about being used for his electricity.
I clapped his shoulder. "Cheer up. At least you'll be useful."
He groaned. "That doesn't help."
I greeted Tsuyu at the school gates. "Yo, ready for our first date?"
Tsuyu nodded. "Ribbit. Though bold of you to assume there will be more."
I chuckled. "Let's say confident."
She stared for a second, then shrugged. "Alright. Where are we going?"
"Aquarium."
"Right," she said.
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