Here's the revised version with the name change from Qi Feng to Kifune:
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**[Function: Increase adaptability to earth attribute chakra. Attribute increase: earth**
**[Remarks: None (Does this need any remarks?)? Hurry up and use it!**
"Tsk," Kifune smacked his lips, staring at the new earth attribute chakra he just unlocked.
As a ninja, Kifune knew that chakra attributes were like your favorite ice cream flavors—most people are born with one, some lucky folks get two, and a rare few get the whole ice cream truck. The basic elements were fire, earth, wind, thunder, and water. And then there was the mysterious Yin-Yang flavor, which was like the secret menu item no one talked about.
Kifune was originally a fire-only kind of guy. But now, thanks to his newfound earth attribute, he could finally stop being a one-trick pony. Fire and earth together? That was like combining marshmallows and graham crackers—s'mores-level power! Sure, it would take time to master, but hey, who didn't love a good power-up montage?
"Thank you," Kifune muttered, feeling like he just won the ninja lottery.
He still had three more "draws" left, but he decided to save them for later. Maybe tomorrow's blind box would give him something even cooler, like a rare ninja headband or a lifetime supply of ramen coupons.
Yawning, Kifune locked up his little morgue and stumbled back to his bed. It had been a long night of corpse-touching and chakra-unlocking, and he was ready to crash.
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### **Two Months Later...**
Life in Konoha had settled into a rhythm for Kifune. His days were a mix of corpse-handling, last-wish-granting, and the occasional smoke break with Asuma Sarutobi. Asuma, the son of the Hokage, was one of the few people who bothered to hang out with Kifune. Their conversations ranged from serious topics like the looming war with the Rock and Mist ninjas to the very important question of why Sarutobi Hiruzen insisted on wearing red underwear.
Asuma once asked, "Isn't it creepy hanging out with dead people all day?"
Kifune shrugged. "The dead don't judge. Plus, they're great listeners. Try complaining to a corpse about your love life—they never interrupt."
Asuma didn't get it, but that was okay. Kifune was living his best life.
Over the past two months, Kifune had grown stronger. Thanks to his system, he'd been collecting all sorts of ninja goodies: kunai, shuriken, and the occasional ninjutsu scroll. He even got a rare experience card from some Rock ninja named Akagi Tsukasa. But the real prize? He was just one card away from unlocking the Uchiha bloodline. Too bad Uchiha corpses were harder to find than a decent cup of tea in a ramen shop.
Still, Kifune wasn't sweating it. He was patient, like a ninja waiting for the perfect moment to strike. Or like a guy waiting for his ramen to cool down.
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### **Kifune's Stats After Two Months:
**Name:** Kifune
**Age:** 13 (but feels 30 thanks to all the corpse duty)
**Attributes:** Fire, Earth (now with 100% more dirt!)
**Strength:** Chunin (not bad for a guy who spends most of his time with dead people)
**Stats:
- **Body:** 25 (he's been lifting corpses, not weights)
- **Essence:** 24 (his chakra's looking juicy)
- **Ninja:** 22 (he's no Kakashi, but he's getting there)
- **Fantasy:** 19 (probably daydreaming about ramen)
- **Control:** 27 (he's got a steady hand, perfect for corpse-stitching)
- **Print:** 22 (no idea what this means, but it sounds important)
**Ninjutsu:
- **Fire Style:** Great Flame Flower, Flame Bullet (because who doesn't love a good fireball?)
- **Earth Style:** Rock Hidden Technique, Earth and Land Return (now with extra dirt!)
**Items:
- **Uchiha Rare Bloodline Card (2/3):** Just one more to go!
- **Flint's Obsession:** Probably a rock. Or a really old sandwich.
- **Akagi Tsukasa Experience Card (Rare):** Because who doesn't want to be a rock ninja for a day?
Kifune leaned back in his rocking chair, puffing on a cigarette like a retired ninja. Life was good. The war was brewing, but for now, he was content to chill in his little corner of Konoha, waiting for the next big thing to drop into his lap.
Or, you know, the next corpse.
To be continued...