I crouched on the rocks of the Strait of Gibraltar, watching Poseidon use his trident to draw fluorescent waves of SPF50+ on the sea surface, and his dolphin mount was wearing a diamond-encruted swimming cap.
The first Gods Surfing Contest begins now! His roar raised a ten-meter wave. "The championship prize is Hercules' dumbbells!"
The contestants include a Viking on the back of a sperm whale, Columbus on a sunscreen skateboard, and Napoleon stepping on a guillotine part.
The Siren on the judge's bench was touching up her makeup with sunscreen lipstick, and their singing turned into a live-streaming sales event:
"Three, two, one, click the link!" Sea salt sunscreen spray is 9.9 yuan with free shipping! \ ""
"The host triggers an Olympic-level mission!"
The hamster system turned into a life jacket, "preventing Poseidon from triggering an Atlantic tsunami (remaining time: 00:59:59)"
Suddenly, Napoleon's mechanical arm shot out the hook lock and stole Poseidon's trident sunscreen coating:
"France needs the power of the ocean!"
The unbalanced trident stirred the sea water, and a hundred-meter wave rushed towards London.
"Use Newton's laws quickly!" I shouted at Leonardo Da Vinci.
He was modifying the aircraft with sun-protective apple cores when the Scarab totem on the wing suddenly came to life, picked me up and flew towards the River Thames.
The Tower of London was tottering in the huge waves. Newton was standing under an apple tree calculating the escape route. The mutant sun-protective apple suddenly fell and hit an SPF index bag on his head.
"The mistake of universal gravitation!"
He grabbed the apple and ran around randomly. "The sun protection factor has affected the acceleration of the fall!"
The surfing competition in Poseidon turned into a disaster film. Viking longships performed stunts on the crests of the waves, and the dumbbells on the ships smashed the dial of Big Ben.
The sun-protective swimming cap of the dolphin mount got stuck on the spire of the Houses of Parliament, and the entire city of London began to leak blue sunscreen.
"Start Plan B!"
I took out Hercules' protein powder and sprinkled it on the sea surface. The powder was mixed with sunscreen to form a coagulant, and the huge waves instantly froze into a blue jelly-like state.
Napoleon's mechanical arm was stuck in jelly, and the guillotine parts floated like cake decorations.
This is a new form of the ocean!
Poseidon excitedly poked at the jelly waves, "I'm going to open a sun-protective dessert shop in Atlantis!"
His trident shot out the rainbow candy coating, and the Tower of London turned into a giant ice cream cone.
The system suddenly alerted:
"Sunscreen jelly is altering the genes of fish!"
Salmon in the River Thames grow fluorescent scales, and the water jets they spray carry sunscreen spray.
Newton was chased by schools of fish to climb trees, and the apple core manuscript was carried by the wind to Paris.
The philosophical cat jumped onto Big Ben and moved the hour hand with its PAWS. The space-time vortex suddenly swallowed up half of London, sending the sun-protective jelly to Philadelphia in 1776.
When the Liberty bell rings, "the cat's eye reflects the future," sunscreen will become the ink of the Declaration of Independence..."
Poseidon took the opportunity to insert the trident into the Jelly Sea, and the entire Atlantic Ocean began to rotate, forming a sun-protective hurricane that covered Europe and America.
Leonardo Da Vinci lifted the flagship of the Royal Navy of the United Kingdom with an aircraft, and the barnacles at the bottom of the ship were all sprayed with a sunscreen nail color.
"The final blow!" I activated the "Eye of Truth", and Newton's apple formula for sun protection burned in the air.
Mathematical symbols transformed into chains to bind the trident, and Poseidon's bluebeard suddenly curled up:
My divine power... "Draining away!"
Napoleon took the opportunity to steal the last jelly sample. His guillotine design added a "sea salt sun protection SPA" function. When the Philosopher Cat repaired Big Ben with its tail, a new prophecy came from the chimes:
"When Apple Pie meets the guillotine, Washington will write the constitution with sunscreen..."
The sun-protective coating of Big Ben glowed with a strange blue light in the moonlight. When the last chime of the clock dissipated, the Stars and stripes composed of sun-protective spray suddenly rose in the direction of Independence Palace in Philadelphia.
Washington's wig was swaying in the night wind, and a quill pen dipped in sunscreen was hanging above the Declaration of Independence.
"Gentlemen!"
Franklin held up the lightning protection stick and said, "We should use the SPF value to determine the representation of each state!"
The sun protection lightning rod he invented is dyeing the dark clouds a bronze color, and the faces of the Continental Army soldiers are painted with red and blue sun protection murals.
I squatted on the roof of the Palace of Independence, watching Napoleon's spies mix jelly samples into the ink.
"Host!" The system hamster has turned into a tattoo of the Stars and Stripes, "Prevent the sun protection declaration from triggering a beauty war (remaining time 00:30:00)"
Suddenly, the philosophical cat jumped onto the drafting platform and slapped its PAWS against the parchment. The sunscreen ink suddenly boiled, revealing the reflection of the guillotine in Paris:
When freedom encounters sun protection, the blood will turn to a pink background color...
Franklin took the opportunity to start the lightning experiment. The sun protection lightning rod illuminated the entire Philadelphia brightly.
Jefferson's facial shadow precisely formed the initials of the Declaration of Independence, and his wig stood up in the shape of a torch of the Statue of Liberty due to static electricity.
This is the will of Heaven!
Washington brandished his sword and cut down the sun-protective tea barrels sent by the British army. The Boston tea-pouring incident was repeated - only this time it was sun-protective lotion that was poured down, staining the entire port blue.
"Use Newton's formula quickly!"
I threw sun-protective apples from the clock tower. The moment the fruit hit the tea bucket, the emulsion crystallized into blue diamonds.
The face of the British army commander was cut into pieces by the refracted SPF spectrum, and his wig spontaneously combusted in the diamond glow.
Napoleon's mechanical arm suddenly pierced through time and space and seized the largest blue diamond:
This is the best decoration for the guillotine!
Under his cape, a new design was revealed - the guillotine's blades were studded with sun-protective diamonds, and the basket was lined with velvet makeup pads.
When Continental's military sunscreen drew the Stars and Stripes on the Delaware River, Poseidon's trident suddenly broke through the waves:
My ocean SPA needs American blue!
He raised huge waves dyed star-streaked, and the gun barrels of British warships were clogged with sun-protective crystals.
"Task upgrade!" The system hamsters are blown up into fireworks. "Make a symbol of freedom with sun-protective diamonds + lightning rods + guillotine parts!"
At the end of the Declaration of Independence, the philosophical cat pressed its paw print. Suddenly, the sunscreen ink flew into the sky and wrote a new prophecy in the clouds:
When the Statue of Liberty raises the sun protection torch, Napoleon's crown will melt in the lipstick...
At this moment in the Palace of Versailles, Louis XVI is applying sunscreen to maintain the guillotine, and Queen Marie is designing manicures for the executioner.
Suddenly, a space-time rift appeared over Philadelphia, and Hercules' dumbbells and Viking battle axes fell simultaneously. Washington caught the weapon, his biceps swelled and burst the dress.
This is the weight of freedom!
He brandished his battle axe to split through the British army's sun shield wall, and the Rune characters engraved on the axe blade were faintly glowing:
The New World was opened up by the Viking spirit!