"Thanks," Kaiden replied to Luna's compliment, then glanced at Anna and offered, "Go ahead, lady. Continue your talk. You were here first, after all."
"Over my dead body!" she suddenly yelled, then gasped, "Oh! Sorry, I didn't mean to shout. Please, go ahead. Old ladies like me have all the time in the world. You must have places to be at."
Kaiden examined the embarrassed woman with scrutinizing eyes, making her squirm all over her body, but in the end, he just shrugged his shoulders and moved on.
"Luna, I'm happy with what you recommended last time, but I want something more specific."
The girl's eyes suddenly lit up as if she just received a super top-secret mission. "I need more details to go on."
"I want something great at replicating the sucking force of an experienced woman's fellatio. I have to increase my resistance against their bewitching lips and slithering tongues. I thought about putting my precious Excalibur in the vacuum cleaner, but I imagine you have something more fitting and less dangerous for the job, so I came to you first," Kaiden revealed, making Anna gasp from sheer shock while Luna only nodded in understanding.
"Yes, I get it. Truly, it would be embarrassing if you weren't prepared and your partner managed to finish you off in a few strokes of her tongue…" She massaged her chin for a few seconds between her thumb and index finger, after which her eyes lit up.
"Do you two have no shame whatsoever?!" Anna yelped in fright. Since when did the next generation become so brazen?
She thought that this guy would be a romantic man, but here he was, uttering crazier and crazier words one after the other. She was already used to Luna's antics, but she didn't think that the eccentric girl would meet her match in the department of shamelessness.
Both easily ignored the mature woman's uncalled outburst.
Luna rushed to a shelf and got a box. "Fleshlight Turbo Thr*st!" she shouted and raised the item above her head as if it was a divine artifact that she just revealed the existence of to the world.
"It specializes in exactly what you want since it's designed to replicate the intense, intricate sensations of oral pleasure, specifically targeting that sucking force you're looking for. It's made from a material that's not only soft and smooth but enhances the realistic sensation to make it similar to a human's skin."
As Kaiden examined the packaging, he could already feel that this device was going to push him to his limits. Anna, meanwhile, turned a deep shade of crimson as she struggled to process how openly these two discussed such private details, easily ignoring the fact that she was doing the same before Kaiden entered the store.
Luna's enthusiasm wasn't to be stifled, though. "Once you use it, you'll be able to handle any woman's oral skills for a respectable duration. At least, so the reviews claim. Believe me, I'd nearly pay anything to have the ability to ascertain their validity myself, but alas…" she grimaced and gestured dejectedly towards her crotch area, where there was a severe lack of a bulge that would indicate the existence of a certain tool.
Kaiden gave an understanding nod. "I get your sorrow, Luna. I would rope myself if I were to lose it, to be honest. I also can't even begin to imagine living as a woman."
The purple-haired beauty coyly shook her head with a mysterious smile emerging on her delicate lips as she replied, "I might daydream about having a weapon down there from time to time, but I would never give up on being a woman. Certain pleasures in this world can only be achieved by being born female. My toy collection has brought me such ecstatic experiences I doubt you would understand, let alone ever get to feel for yourself."
"Luna! Behave yourself at least a bit…! He's a young guy, maybe you two could go on a date so you get to experience reality for once instead of the cold company of your toys!" Anna begged but was instantly shut down; "Not happening."
Kaiden wasn't overly affected by her refusal.
Okay. That was a big, fat lie. He might've been rejected multiple times by hot girls before, but, first of all, he didn't even ask her out this time, so it hurt twice as much. Furthermore, he felt very good about himself since getting his system, especially with his new fit and style, so he wasn't ready to be dismissed like he used to.
As a result, Kaiden scoffed, "Lady, I have to agree with Luna. She is too petite of a girl to be a proper sheath for my Zweihänder. You could say that we are physically incompatible."
"Haah?!" The girl in question roared arrogantly, surprising Kaiden and making Anna sigh dejectedly, already knowing what Luna's issue was. "I will have you know! I'm proud of my kitty's capacity! I trained her myself! Unless you're packing a certified World Wonder in your pants, I would have no trouble whatsoever."
"Bet?" Kaiden asked with a similar level of arrogance in his tone, forcing Luna to become serious for the first time in a long while.
She entered a state of deep contemplation. After a minute of stroking her chin, she nodded, "I'm in, but I won't open my legs just like this. I'm not a slut; I won't give away myself for a bet. The wager will be about you showing me your thing and me deciding whether I could take it or not. I will be completely honest, I swear on my cherished toy collection's continued existence."
Kaiden accepted her conditions without a second thought, "Alright. If I win, I want you to go on a proper date with me sometime in the future."
The purple-haired beauty nodded, "Fine with me. If I win, I want you to try ten toys of my choosing in front of me, where I get to watch to my heart's content."
"Huh?!" Anna shrieked before whimpering dejectedly, "Have some decorum, please! He asked for such a romantic gesture, but here you are, ruining this movie-like moment!"