RUBRIC
Disclaimer: This is for comedic purposes. You can try it if you dare.
(Before Doing the Thing)
What were you "doing" during that time:
Plausibility of Lie- x/10
Is it realistic?
Does it make sense to you as a person?
Fake Evidence for Lie - x/10
Were you studying or reading? Are there word problems done to prove it?
(While Doing the Thing)
No IRL Witnesses - x/10
Online witnesses don't count
Witnesses who don't care and/or doesn't have any power over you or your superiors don't count
Vigilance - x/10
Are you sleeping on the job? If yes, don't
Can you hear every step outside you room and the slightest creak of the door?
(After Doing the Thing)
Hiding of Real Evidence - x/10
Delete search history if possible
Make sure you were using your back up account.
Actual Lying - x/10
Is the lying smooth?
Is it natural and not too detailed?
Existing Trust Between You and the Person - x/10
Have you lied to this person before? And did you get caught by them?
Ability to Redirect Conversation - x/10
The better you redirect, the less explaining of your lie you can do
Figure out the person's intention and satisfy them
(If Found Out)
If Witnessed by Brother, Keeping Their Mouth Shut - x/10
Make him in on it too. Now, if you go down, you'll go down together
What does he want, but can't get? Satisfy him.
Reaction Time - x/10
If someone walked into your room, how quickly can you get your fake lie up?
Improv Skills - x/10
How quickly and smoothly can you act?
How normal are you acting?