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Stalker: Thank You for Our In Den and Pence Day
(Verse 1)
It's parade day, boots polished, sun is blazing,
But you're out here lagging, like you're daydreaming, phasing.
Tried to stand at parade rest, but you're more like statue,
Frozen in place, while the rest of us push through.
Chuck Lagooni tried to show off, tripped on his own lace,
Claimed a Purple Heart for a paper cut-what a case!
Meanwhile, you're stuck in dreamland, lost in your own zone,
Needed my badge, my name, my mug just to log in alone.
(Pre-Chorus)
You talk big plans, but you're stuck in the past,
Chasing medals that'll never last.
Keyboard commando, you vanish when it's real,
I'm out here earning stripes, that's the deal.
(Chorus)
Thank you for our in den and Pence day,
Where the stalker got my badge and ran away.
Saluting my name like he's the real MVP,
While you're just playing dress-up, can't keep up with me.
Stalker in the ranks, but he's got no say,
Thank you for our in den and Pence day.
(Verse 2)
Men shun Private Bengermin, but Garmen Ben's the clown,
Shoulda called Drew Lynch before he let my privates go down.
Now it's less top secret, more comedy special,
Garmen's leaking intel, making the whole thing official.
You're marching in circles like a wind-up toy,
Lost little scout, no real joy.
You needed my badge just to keep up the act,
But I'm leading the charge, that's a straight-up fact.
(Pre-Chorus)
You talk big plans, but you're stuck in the past,
Chasing medals that'll never last.
Keyboard commando, you vanish when it's real,
I'm out here earning stripes, that's the deal.
(Chorus)
Thank you for our in den and Pence day,
Where the stalker got my badge and ran away.
Saluting my name like he's the real MVP,
While you're just playing dress-up, can't keep up with me.
Stalker in the ranks, but he's got no say,
Thank you for our in den and Pence day.
(Bridge)
Now take a knee, grab your snivel gear,
Try not to parade rest yourself in the group chat, dear.
You're just a keyboard warrior, hiding behind the screen,
While I'm out here living the real scene.
(Chorus)
Thank you for our in den and Pence day,
Where the stalker got my badge and ran away.
Saluting my name like he's the real MVP,
While you're just playing dress-up, can't keep up with me.
Stalker in the ranks, but he's got no say,
Thank you for our in den and Pence day.
(Outro)
So salute if you want, but you're not in my formation,
I'm earning my stripes, leading the next generation.
Stalker or not, you'll never take my crown,
This parade's mine-I'm holding it down.