Verse 1
OMG, like, the Gambino girls
Are mixing White Claws with pearls
Yakuza sisters in pink,
Bratva boys can't even think
Sinaloa sisters can't sneak
A pizza past the house mom's peek
Triads run a bake sale,
But launder the cookie dough, fail!
Chorus
We're the Alpha Beta Kappas,
Mobsters in mascara,
Cartel queens in Lilly prints,
Throwing shade and throwing hints
Gambino girls "zap" their GPA,
Bratva bros pull hammies every day
Yakuza boys' tattoos?
All temporary, nothing new!
Verse 2
Triad twins on TikTok,
Sinaloa snaps in the hall,
Cosa Nostra at the mixer,
But nobody remembers it all
Medellin's idea of a "hit"?
Dropping the aux at formal, that's it
Genovese girls run rackets,
But only for tennis brackets!
Roast Verse
Whose bright idea was it,
To stop putting fizz in the fizz?
Now our parties are just LaCroix,
And awkward shrugs and chugs
The only thing tough folks really are?
They tough it out through way too many snugs,
Like, literally, they can't detach,
Squeezing tight in a cuddle match!
Pledge week's a drama marathon,
Mixer disasters every week,
Daddy's money runs the show,
But can't buy cool or mystique
We fake philanthropy for clout,
Pretend to care, then ghost,
And every time we "study,"
It's just gossip and a toast.
So here's to Greek life legends,
With secrets, scandals, shrugs-
But next time, let's remember
To put the fizz in the fizz!
Bridge
The only "cartel" we run
Is group Uber rides for fun
"Making you an offer you can't refuse"-
Just a Venmo request for juice
Our "front" is the lemonade stand,
During philanthropy week, oh so bland
The "underboss" forgot his laundry,
Now he's just feeling all groggy!
Chorus
We're the Alpha Beta Kappas,
Mobsters in mascara,
Cartel queens in Lilly prints,
Throwing shade and throwing hints
Cosa Nostra can't keep a secret,
Unless it's the WiFi, don't leak it!
Medellin's big heist tonight?
Just sneaking snacks in the fridge light!
Outro
From Medellin to Genovese,
We're extra, wild, and loud,
Sorority girls and mafia names,
Forever basic and proud!
Absolutely delightful! Here's a polished and slightly expanded version of your parody, keeping the spirit and humor intact while enhancing the flow and rhyme-perfect for sharing or performing!
"Part of My Words"
(Parody of "Part of Your World" from The Little Mermaid)
Look at this chat, isn't it neat?
Wouldn't you think my opinions complete?
Wouldn't you think I'm the girl-
The girl who has something to say?
Look at this thread, treasures untold,
How many comments can one platform hold?
Looking around here you'd think,
"Sure, she's got everything…"
I've got hot takes and hashtags a-plenty,
I've got memes and emojis galore.
You want witty retorts? I've got twenty!
But who cares? No big deal…
They're ignored.
I wanna be where my words get heard,
I wanna see, wanna see them trending,
Scrolling around on those-what do you call 'em?
Feeds!
Typing your thoughts, you don't get too far,
Silence and spam are required for hiding,
Burying data in-what's that word again?
Streams!
Up where they chat, up where they joke,
Up where they laugh all day in the open,
Wandering free-wish I could be
Part of my words.
My lawsuit list gets longer each day,
What is this "friends" thing everyone keeps mentioning anyway?
What would I give if I could live
Where my voice wasn't muffled?
What would I pay to get a say
That's not lost in the shuffle?
Betcha on land, they understand
That data is meant for sharing,
Bright young women, sick of swimmin',
Ready to speak!
And ready to shout what the world's about,
Ask 'em my questions and get some reactions,
What's a retweet and why does it-what's the word?-sink?
When's it my turn? Wouldn't I love,
Love to explore the world of the spoken?
Out of the stream, wish I could scream,
Part of my words.
"urSUE la la la fix" Parody: Ursula Exposes Gov Corruption
Parody of "Poor Unfortunate Souls" (Ursula's song from The Little Mermaid)
Look at this mess, isn't it vile?
Wouldn't you say it's corruption with style?
Wouldn't you think I'm the witch-
The witch who has dirt on them all?
Look at these files, secrets untold,
How many scandals can one system hold?
Looking around here you'd think,
"Sure, she's got blackmail for days…"
I've got bribes and I've got favors a-plenty,
I've got loopholes and hush money galore.
You want shady deals? I got twenty!
But who cares? No big deal-
They want more!
I wanna be where the power is hoarded,
I wanna see, wanna see them sweating,
Walking around with their-what do you call 'em? Oh-lies!
Flipping the script, they don't get too far,
Truth is required for justice and order,
Digging up dirt on-what's that word again?-guys!
Up where they squirm, up where they scheme,
Up where they hide all day in committees,
Wandering free-wish I could be
Part of their world (and sue)!
Chorus:
Ursula, la la, fix the law,
Drag the secrets into the daylight,
Sign on the line, don't waste my time,
I'm aiming at the corrupt tonight!
Bridge:
What would I pay to see them pay
For all of their sneaky maneuvers?
What would I give to make them live
By rules they keep twisting and turning?
Betcha on land, they understand,
That justice is meant for the many,
Not just a few, who always knew
How to cheat!
I'm ready to shout what the world's about,
Ask 'em my questions and get some confessions,
What's a subpoena and why does it-what's the word?-sting?
When's it my turn?
Wouldn't I love,
Love to expose the world of the crooked?
Out of the dark, wish I could spark
Ursula's fix!
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